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Get out.
Thing needs a bullet.
Do fuck off.This camel was lit
'You're a fucking asshole, friend' was the part that got me.
What does "lit" mean? I keep seeing it being referred to as a twatty word to use (I'm sure rightly so) but what does it actually mean or refer to?
One of the 3 million new words for 'cool' I think.
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How did I miss this thread before?
Us white folk kept it hidden from you, that's how we roll.
Christmas day for Lewis.
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He doesn't like things on his head.
Have you got him a present?
He was seven on Monday, so we got him a massive bed for birthday/Christmas (as well as a load of biscuits and that). Unfortunately, my brother is seething with my mother about us not going there for Christmas, so he came and took him off us on Sunday to spite her. Poor little bastard, in the middle of it like what Magic's daughter will be.
So your dog isn't even for christmas.
If my mother and brother weren't idiots we would just keep him, since he has a far better time here; but she has to maintain the pretence that she is doing him a favour looking after it (which also means he pays for food/whatever), and he needs it to use against her in situations such as this.
Justice for dog.
What's his name again?
Brock.
Get him a Suplex City t-shirt please.
He'll only sweat through it.
Dog clothes are shit for him. You have to get larger ones to get round his chest, but they are too long, because 'large' in dog means a big wolf thing rather than a tortoise without a shell. My mother bought him a sheepskin coat and she spent ages altering it (but he does love it).
We need some pictures.
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edit: Completely forgot how to link gifv's and too pissed to remember.
EDIT: Nope.
My brother got my mother a calendar made with pictures of the dog. Unfortunately, they're all rubbish pictures, and his girlfriend conned a picture of her shit rat dog into it as well, so we're not interested thanks(!).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04pts4s
I was under the impression that pigs could be vicious arseholes, but that one seems quite happy.
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Looks like something some twat made for Reddit.
Thing needs a bullet.
That also needs a bullet.
Fair point, well made.
Another vote here for Mahow to take the bullet over the dog.
That dog is cool.
It's an old lady dog.
It's rubbish as an actual dog, evidenced by it appearing to have some kind of jacket on and being in the front of the car. I vote for shooting the owner first.
Get your negativity out of my thread.
To clarify - both the shit dog and Mahow get a bullet. This is not a vote
Males should be banned from having fanny licker type dogs.