OOOHHH Nintendo!
The amount that are going to end up lost.
Its okay, buying a replacement will only set you back about £65. If you want an actual controller, that'll be around 50-60 quid.
I've not seen much about this new Nintendo thing but who can tell me what's wrong with this picture.
And I mean other than the fact that some of those people appear to have been using cutlery to eat pizza.
They're drinking regular Coke and not Zero, the swines.
I don't know what Zero is so I'm just going to say you're wrong (which you are).
Your wrongness is taking us away from the point.
Just tell us you tease.
The table is likely made from MDF the cheap student wankers.
You can see the laminations on the leg you chump, it's clearly some kind of ply.
Have a clue, what do you think would be the advantage of having a whole screen each?
Playing split screen on four separate screens. That glass in the top left is a bit suspicious too. Either a terrible artifact from some inexplicable photoshop or the whole image should be based around the vessel that forces its contents to defy physics.
If it really works that way it might be the worst design decision since the last thing they released.
Out of the console game by 2020. Dead on arrival.
As much as they've given me some of my favourite gaming memories, fuck Nintendo. They still think its 1994.
Zelda looks great and GTA Mario looks...ok. Bit weird to see him in a "real life" setting
I'm really looking forward to the Switch, but it may well be their last console.
Am fuckin elbow deep in this on launch looks like the future
Check their website out. http://www.playonegames.net/
Sounds like a one-man band.
Man, I wish I'd done the next story mission in Just Cause 3 sooner. Fucking jetpack wingsuit.
Fucking hell that is good.
I think I'm done with Pillars, only part way through White March but not really enjoying the expansion (finished the main game without realising you couldn't keep doing quests afterwards so re-loaded to do WM).
Not sure what to play next so it's back to sullenly staring at my Steam library or browsing GOG until something presents itself.
The last Nioh demo before release is out. Took me a while to figure it out but it's a decent couple of hours for anybody wanting a souls game developed by whatever's left at Team Ninja.
Sign. Me. UP!
Just seen that Ark Survival Evolved is out on PS4 now. Gonna pick that up soon - been wanting to play it for ages.
I might have to pick that up.
Problem is that I'm pining so much for March (Fractured but Whole and Horizon) that I only find myself playing sports games.
Nioh will be my game of the year. Its precisely the kinda game I fall into addiction with. Haven't played any of the Beta/demos, want to go in not knowing anything.
The only thing that concerns me are the hitboxes. I love the fact you can play like that, though. I played it as a Dark Souls clone. It's nice to see you have to earn the right to play it like a Ninja Gaiden.
I started replaying Tomb Raider 1 via Steam last night. Flew through the first two levels (Caves, City of Vilcamba) and then spent over an hour on The Lost Valley collecting the three bloody cogs.
I briefly started Level 4, escaping the boulder that comes at Lara and then not having a clue.
I'm trying not to look on the internet and playing through it without 'cheating'. I used to have that little walkthrough manual when I played it on PS1, where there was a premium rate number for CHEATS and stuff.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/201...itally-on-gog/
I'm going to be all over this like a bad suit.
Sounds like it could be good for The Third Hard cru.
That reminds me, I seem to remember several people on here used to like Consolevania, well it's coming back.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/201...nia-returning/
I did have a Google of the multiplayer situation. So originally it used Gamespy (), and one of the GOG team said:
Dunno how much of a pain in the hole any of that would be to set up/find/use.LAN should be fine, dedicated server should be fine, there are no official master servers anymore but some fan-made serverlists might be compatible (though unsupported).
Jumped at the chance to play Pineview Drive. Then I remembered what that game actually was. I got it confused with Allison Road. Fuck sake.
On the plus side, Yakuza 0 is great. You fight a guy called Mr. Shakedown. That should've been a Banzai segment.
Well, this is an unbelievably shoddy port. Firstly, the music is insanely loud. The UI is awful (so many menus and settings...I'm on a console, make shit simple) and there is massive screen tear if you look at water Actually doing stuff is a ballache as it's not optimised for controller play.
Avoid like a dog vomit sandwich
Glad I didn't go in for it, cheers.
Yeah, Pineview Drive wasn't great. Spend most of the game key hunting and then the seemingly superfluous 'health meter tied to jump scares' thing bites you in the arse on the final day. All for some FMV non-ending.
Fired up Zelda Ocarina of Time Masterquest. The intro is just amazing. So much nostalgia.
Double Dragon IV is out. Hmmm ....
Looks good. I'd love to see some more of this era remade - Golden Axe, Streets Of Rage, Road Rash etc.
Luring idiot enemies off ledges in Golden Axe.
7 missions down in Double Dragon IV. Yep, they made an arcade Double Dragon. They've hidden a stage select so at least I don't have to restart from scratch. Enemies stack up at the top of ladders for cheap hits (Like the olden days!), platforming is guff with some weird physics eating your jumps (Like the olden days!) and you've got no invincibility so groups can and do juggle you. Like the olden days. 12 missions in all, apparently. Made it to 7 on my first run.
Is Hamachi a pain in the hole to get set up or is it just well done all round?
Double Dragon IV done. I feel like I'm in the minority for liking it, though. I know the NES games aren't a patch on the arcade versions but I had fun with this. I just don't get why people are up in arms over a game that very clearly looks and feels like, "Yep, we made a NES Double Dragon. You liked Double Dragon 2. You played those as kids. Crack on."
Can't comment on the PC version, sadly. It does have some iffy borders that lead to enemies attacking you off screen but the PS4 version runs well.