Cracked into a filthy can of Strongbow. Breadline goals.
Just ordered a 20" pizza. Will try and do it in one.
Let us know. I think I put away a 16" once but it nearly did me in.
I seriously doubt I'll do it. Was out last night and haven't slept much so stomach is a bit wobbly, but you never know.
anyone wanna haxball?
Did half and one slice. Probably filled up too much on Pepsi, but it just tastes so good when you're dehydrated. Ultimately I reckon I could push on to 75% completion but I have to go out tonight and shitting myself becomes much more likely with every slice.
It's a failure for today, but next time I'll take it. For the board.
Late Night Thread at last
Thanks whichever mod did that.
Almost ready to head off to the airport and I'm getting the red-eye to Heathrow. It will be my first taste of Brexit air. Is it as refreshing as I'm imagining?
Beautiful. It cuts through your airways like a knife through an unrepentant Europhile's wrists.
Lewis giving his dad the snub in the acknowledgements. Harsh.
I planned to start wrapping presents at 19:30. It's now 21:44 and I've wrapped none, but also done nothing. Where has time gone?!
I'm a twit
On my way to Manchester and in first class (there was a sale on giggles). Red wine and plenty of cheese. Bang on.
You don't need a sale keeks, you're big style.
Getting the cheap first class upgrades on the Norwich to Hull run used to make my year.
Ahh Manchester.
Cheese and broccoli pies washed down with pale ale. Friday night is happening folks.
https://www.facebook.com/KoreanBilly...2395310598046/
Found Charlie, lads.
Don't know where else to put this but have you always been able to see the reputation given to other people on their profile page?
#stalker
This board is mega for stats and transparency.
"The most transparent administration in this websites history"
Except if you have any kind of symbol in your name at which point the entire database breaks but don't tell anyone.
Is that why I wasn't able to register as pU$$y_KiLLa420?
Oh you could sign up, Lewis would just never be able to look up your posting history.
I never knew all those stats existed.
Me and @Magic clearly the saddest![]()
You don't have a life.
If you're a sky subscriber keep an eye on your emails. I just got a free 14 quid voucher I used to download and buy finding dory![]()
I went to York today with my friend, and we went in this sword shop. I asked the shop geezer whether the elaborate fantasy swords were any use (obviously not), and two loitering Randrew-types answered for the bloke and directed me towards the katanas upstairs. So what I did, right... What I did was I told them that Japanese swords are rubbish. They're all probably still arguing amongst themselves now.
'He's right. If I wanted to kill a load of people...'
*backs out*
You're less than 24 hours away from living in the official UK City of Culture Lewis. You won't have to concern yourself with day trips out to places like York after that.
True. The lasting legacy from that will be the mega new paving through the centre. Everything else will be shit and/or forgotten.
Did you see the gun shop in York? Like a little slice of Alabama in the middle of Yorkshire. Strange place.
I haven't been to York in about five years, but we didn't bother having a look around because everywhere was rammed with foreigners.
Also, the pubs are surprisingly shit in York. I say 'surprisingly'. They are all just how you would expect a pub to look if it wanted to con money out of Americans.
'Gee, was this really built in 1644?'
*it might have been a pub for ten minutes some time before 1700, but then it was loads of other stuff, and then somebody built this pub in 1987*
'Yes.'
'How about that, Myrtle? 1644.'
*Myrtle isn't arsed because her family were Nazis*
I quite fancy a walk but its chucking it down. I might still go out for about 20 minutes because I'm so bored. The gammon is in the oven, though, so that'll be a nice 1am treat.
Aliens and fm. What a life.
I watched the 'Absolutely Fabulous' movie earlier. It was fucking bad, and what made it worse was that I didn't realise the theme tune (previously the series's only redeeming feature) was written by Bob Dylan. I fucking hate Bob Dylan.
Well, Jimmys stock just rises by the day in my book.
Decided to go for a run. Got fucking soaked, but getting soaked in rain is great fun when you don't have anywhere to be. Gammon ready in 20. I've roasted it with a bit of salt, pepper and loads of red onion.
Why are you about to die, Giggles?![]()
What?