(Not really, before you call the police.)
(Not really, before you call the police.)
Aren't you leaving in like six months?
TTH France meet 2018.
So he's definitely flipped Florida, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin and Nevada?
Florida was always a stretch goal for Clinton.
Her "path to victory" was going to be what she'll win, in addition to Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and New Hampshire (she might get two or more of them - looks like four is off the table unless something sensational happens). States with large populations of disaffected poor white rural voters who (rightly in part) blame the establishment for their decline in fortunes.
Trump is a disruption candidate, although I find it hard to believe he'll actually improve their lot in any way.
This women on Sky keeps brining it back to fighting against 200 years of men.... it's a WOMEN!!!... Fuck off.
Clinton's probably done in Wisconsin, so her only realistic path left is basically holding on in Pennsylvania, coming from behind in Michigan and flipping Arizona.
It's over.
First WWE Hall of Famer to become President.
ALL HAIL MERT... TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.
The spectacled geezer on the BBC is trying so hard to convince himself this won't happen.
How long until this shit is over?
Touching on elth's PATH TO VICTORY, Arizona has gone Republican every election since 1952, bar one.
For a Mr Bill Clinton. Clutching straws?
Tempted to be a petty twat and write to the guy who straight up called me a racist for defending Trump a few months ago in Denmark.
Will he follow through and put her in jail? What are the polls saying?
Pro marijuana measures are passing all over the shop, so at least Democrats in a lot of places can spend the next four years blazed.
Her 'path to victory' was him being a complete and utter berk. Let's not all row back on it now. This was supposed to be a fucking walkover.
On the list of things I thought I'd never say, this is right up there: Man, I hope mert was right.
Specifically, the bit about sensible Republicans handling Trump behind the scenes to make sure he doesn't do anything too outlandish.
I'd suspect mert is right - There's no way he's going to be allowed to get his bucket a spade out and start building a wall with one hand, while flicking the clit of the warheads launch button in the other.
And to flip it, I remember how wonderful everyone thought it was in 1997 when Blair/New Labour came in and look how that turned out.
The best part about all this is that Hillary will now view her life as a failure. She probably only stayed with Bill to climb the political ladder. Useless, lying bint.
I've just tuned in now and seen Clinton is ahead but for some reason Trump is big favourite.
While I catch up, is this the American version of Brexit?
That fucking hat. Of course he's from Texas.
I might have to buy one of those hats.
What I can't get my head around is that instead of trying to receive the message they're being sent, the 'winners from globalisation' as I call them stick their fingers in their ears and call people stupid for defying them.
Channel 9 here has it Clinton 197 Trump 187
And now they're chanting "USA! USA!" What a crap country, but I'm really looking forward to the next four years.
Canada's immigration website has crashed.
I told y'all. God bless America. I am drunk, fuck the pussy cuck liberals in your fucking sanctimonious smug faces.
Let's see now if all the celebrities who promised they'd leave actually do so.
Mike Novak will try to convince him that launching warheads is a bad idea and if that doesn't work (it will) Jack Bauer will take one for the team and shoot him in the face.
I mean, seriously, does anyone genuinely think this will lead to Armageddon? He'll bumble through the next four years, realising that being president is actually a bit of a pain in the arse and that he can't really change much, before the Democrats get their house in order and put someone up against him next time who's a bit better than a fishwife.
Michigan likely to fall back onto Clinton's side in the next half hour or so.
Pennsylvania and Wisconsin still big trouble.
Yevbet:
Trump - 1.05
It reminds me of an anecdote I read a while back from a pollster. They mentioned that whenever they were asked to do polling for political groups of either stripe, the questions were never "what are the concerns of the people we're talking to?", and always "what can we use to bring around the people we're talking to what we want them to think?".
I didn't think that much of the anecdote at the time, but it does kind of mesh up with the idea that people feel disenfranchised and like they aren't being listened to, which has to be the takeaway message from this election. Well, that and the US has a sentient cheeto as their President for the next four years, of course.
Where's the twitter seethe then? Surely the keyboard warriors on there aren't still in denial?
If Michigan goes to Clinton it could be problematic.
I wonder if establishment Republicans will feel threatened by this result. They probably should, but they might not realise it yet.
I am also curious to see how Trump manages the evangelical voters. Freedoms, once given, are very hard to take back.
The 'white man' really is a bastard.
Obama would've walked this, btw. Term limits are bullshit.