A disappointing pizza is one of the most upsetting things there is.
A disappointing pizza is one of the most upsetting things there is.
I've just bought 2 Pizza Express pizzas, one is £4.50. On that basis I expected them to be bigger than my fucking fingernail. What an absolute joke. Never again.
Why would you buy them if you thought they were too small for the price, you spazz?
It's the first time I bought them, and it's also hard to tell when it's a thumbnail on online shopping.
The only solace I take is the fact you're probably going to be dying from a migraine shortly.
Oh I've never done online shopping so it didn't cross my mind. Fair enough.
You are a spazz though
I was going to get some giant deep pan ones but bottled it (because it was two of these pieces of shit for £6).
Oh how I am ruing that decision now.
Deep pan pizzas are an abomination.
You're about the eighth person to slag off those Pizza Express pizzas in this thread, but it's your own fault for paying full price given how often they're on offer.
Originally Posted by Magic
Oh hi.I was going to get some giant deep pan ones but bottled it (because it was two of these pieces of shit for £6
Oh how I am ruing that decision now.
Whinging about the full price of something you've got on offer. He's right to call you a spazz, you know.
That's not the point. The point is at £4.50 individually they should be a whole lot fucking bigger.
They're more than big enough for one person to eat. And I say that as a greedy fucker.
Do you want me to upload a photo?
I eat a couple per week, I know how big they are.
It is. You paid £3 for them, so stop judging them as if they're £4.50.
Are you ill, mate? It isn't about the offer.
They're nice, but they're a bit like those Dr Oetker ones in that the base is like tracing paper. If you're worried about the size just get the Tesco's Finest ones for an extra fifty pence.
I wouldn't pay full price for them, and nor did you, but for £3 each they're perfectly good value.
They're perpetually on offer so the 'full price' is a bit of a lie in the first place. I guess it's lol at you for making any value judgement based upon it.
Then they should be priced accordingly.
You're basically upset that you've been schooled by Tesco's pricing. You have to be a real pleb to look at how much off the original price something is when judging the value of an offer. It's either worth what you pay or it isn't.
No I'm upset that a tiny pizza that's shite is priced at £4.50.
They're on offer so much finding them at full price is almost a bad luck promotion.
It's two for £6 mate. You bought two of them.
They're almost permanently on offer at Tesco. They're either half price (£2.25) or the bigger ones are £3.50 (which are about twice the size). Failing that, they'll be 2 for £6.
Better than any Harold discussion, this.
Fucking hell, can we have Harold back please?
EDIT: Beaten to it.
It's little wonder his finances are in such a dire state if this is his approach to special offers, so the point needs drilling through.
I've resorted to eating it with a fork and knife to make it last longer. Can see me devouring a large bag of crisps tonight.
The moment of realisation that with Harold gone you're the biggest div on the board. Savour it.
Magic seems to have broken since Toby mentioned he was the most improved.
The moment you realise you're dicing with Poster of the Year/Most Improved, as voted for by the people. Fear it.
It's all Boyd's fault. Since he floated the idea I've fallen to pieces. The potential glory went to my head.
You'd be taking the title from 7om, and from a starting point of second worst poster, so it's probably best not to gloat too much.
Toby's a main protagonist in pretty much every single one of these discussions. He's the real villain.
Lets vote him worst poster again so he chimps out again.
The size of pizza express pizzas does feel like you're being cheated, but I think pizza is one of those things where the sensible, healthy portion size doesn't really match up with what seems right instinctively.
SvN is probably sponsored by those pizzas. He's like their Subway paedophile bloke.
Hm, SvN has the brand engagement but Magic has the lifestyle. Guess they could pool their talents.
Low calorie, filling, tasty and only £2.25 at Tesco right now.
I often have mine with a salad on the side - why not give it a try?
I got a goodfellas one from the garage and it has 40% of your daily saturated fats in just a quarter of it. They're fucking tiny as well.
He probably has aid(e)s too.
There's a Tesco spinach & ricotta one that is lovely, but I only ever buy it on offer at £1.87, which is pretty good value. The Finest ones are pretty dece(nt) as well.
I think (I will investigate further) that Morrisons might have better create-yer-own pizza.
Sainsburys doesnt. Had one tonight. Shit.I think (I will investigate further) that Morrisons might have better create-yer-own pizza.
Yeah Sainsburys is the pits.
You get hardly any options and they all taste like cardboard.
Yep, shitty cardboard.
Pizza express ones are ok though.
Went to a place called MOD pizza the other week. It's set prices and basically the SUBWAY of pizza. Not sure if it's a chain but it was pretty dam nice. Didn't sell chips though.
I wasn't convinced by the one I had. That doesn't tempt me to try asda's own then.I think (I will investigate further) that Morrisons might have better create-yer-own pizza.
Those pizza express thin pizzas are so far superior to any others that I just don't bother with anything else any more.
Pizza Express pizzas are nice but they're far from the best available. I haven't bought one in a while, does the box still boast about their little cubes of cheese?
I bought one of the hand made Tesco jobs recently.
Quite nice, fucking massive and only two fifty.
Its astounding that a thread about a department store pizza has 4 pages on this forum
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