So I used to make random words based on Dothraki and Arabic to entertain kids I was looking after (fuck you Magic). However it's become more Scandinavian now, in particular Finnish, and I'm talking to myself in this completely gibberish non-language. It's actually a little hard to stop myself doing it and I genuinely think I'm broken now.
So to make this more threadworthy and not just 'lol look at the freak' what weird shit do you do?
When I was about 14 I made a CM01/02 database with a team called 'The Smiths', with every player a 200 CA player named after a Smiths song. Not entirely sure what my rationale was.
Strip naked to take a shite.
Obviously when I played a lot of FM i'd daydream myself doing press conferences when having a shit, which changed into doing heel promos when I got bored of FM and was watching too much wrestling.
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Nothing wrong with a good nudey poo.
Didn't everyone?
Yeah, this is you going full mental. Sure.
As strange as everything else I've done is, I think rambling to myself in a fictional language based on Dothraki, Arabic and fucking Finnish is a little worse.
I was a member in another forum years ago where someone admitted to doing this in a confession thread. However, he added that he squatted with his feet up on the seat. Fucking weirdo.
Isn't that the right way to do it? To keep your shite pipe straight and all.
I used to wonder how I would act if I was really the manager of a side who had ruined football by winning literally everything with all the best players, and the answer was 'like a complete twat'.
Gibberish.
It sounds like it could be a language but there are no set words.
In case you've forgotten, you almost flew into a warzone for a whiff of internet clopper.
I actually did.
I used the out that the board gave me because Kiko found my Twitter which led him to her, plus I felt that I 'could make it work'.
Ukraine is a MASSIVE shit hole and I genuinely thought I was going to die on the roads.
Anyway, she was cold towards me which pissed me off so I started speaking to her less and less. She then said she was going to the hospital because she had a heart problem but actually met up with Mert's cousin for a week. Then she came back, said she was going to marry him and fucked off. She came back a couple of months ago and I told her to leave me alone when she wanted to talk to me.
What a clusterfuck everything was.
What
Wait. Rewind a bit?
I never bought your retreat, because Amigo found your Twitter and your webcam profile the day you first posted about it, but as if you actually went. Fair play.
I've also never been so cold. I was an idiot who forgot to pack a coat/jumper/anything with long sleeves and in Ukraine the government only turns on the heating during November-February.
She was a sort as well.
What sort of rapey little stalker is Amigo?
Mahow! You absolute pokulgin-shasha.
I can't believe you fucking went
So did she not even get her tits out for you in person?
Who knew that the opening post wouldn't be the most terrifying in the thread.
I can't believe you went without a jumper, that's the least believable part of the whole affair.
Nope
Follies of man. Keep doing you.
I don't even know what to say.
Mahow.
Well...just well. Fuck.
This has just pulled me out of retirement. Jesus Christ.
I bet his admiration for us (the only ones who said do it) convinced him to go through with it.I don't even know what to say.
Mahow.
You flew to a war zone for some webcam thot?
No, I flew to an area pretty far from a war zone.
I then got into a taxi and drove a lot closer to the war zone. I think I was still like 4 or 5 hours away by car.
I was more likely to die from the shitty air from nearby power stations.
It sounds mental, and it is, but most wouldn't have the balls to do it. It was worth a try. So nothing came out of it and his balls got frozen. Oh well, back to the regular schedule.
Fuck me, almost a year ago...
Also, if I had not gone and she had not been so cold towards me I'd have been absolutely fucking devastated when she chose Mert's cousin.
So did Amigo know what was going on the whole time but just didn't tell us?
Is the van still available? We should pay mert's cousin a visit.
Kiko knew I was lying when I retreated too.
Him following me on Twitter is what made me shit myself.
So you posted about all this on Twitter?
Fair play, lad. I thought you were insane at the time, but you can chalk it down to experience. You avoided being scammed, which was the main worry.
Who the fuck follows you on Twitter?
The group took a collective decision. We all love banter, but this was real life and nobody wanted you to get into actual shit. It seemed a sensible way of letting you know others could find out, without highlighting it to the world.
Anyway, I'm glad it 'worked out' in the sense you're a) not dead and b) not scammed.
We found the chat as well. She was pretty attractive, to be fair to Mahow.
EDIT: Like GS said, we kept it within ourselves to ensure that real-life issues wouldn't arise.
It's fucking voyeurish behaviour in the extreme. Not a chance anyone gave a fuck about his 'welfare'.
Kiko and Amigo are rats.
Maybe you don't, but not everybody is a cunt.
Yeah, but Mahow could hardly compete with some of the members she was being sent.
I'd give enough of a fuck not to get some perverse glee from him in his own life. Jesus, keep it on here .
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