Round trip mate, round trip.
Round trip mate, round trip.
Going backpacking for a night with my friends, first time in years although they do it often. Hope I don't get eaten by a bear.
It's pretty amazing today in Scotland. Day of sunbathing.
Out on the piss in Brighton this weekend with a few groups of mates. Was chatting to this fit girl for ages who was deffo interested, was building to some sorta sexy fun until illicit chemicals were introduced to the mix and I ended up just sat in a doorway for a couple of hours listening to her life story gurning my tits off chewing my mouth, occasionally dropping in a 'oh, right, okay' and suchlike. Drugs are stupid.
I've spent the day in the park having a picnic, before retiring to a pub. Heck yes.
Such a good fat today. Went in bed at 7pm and cannot move.
Why haven't we done a ASt2nd/Waff/Kiko meet today? Or yesterday?
The day I inevitably meet igor, he better not be on drugs.
I'm a twit
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It looks like I've asked for an ass to mouth session with Waff and Kiko.
Back out tomorrow with a lad who now lives and owns his own home in Fuerteventura. Not seen him in years, the plans is to get myself in invite over for a week, only having to pay for flights.
Pam is a beaut, aye?
No. Is that your Chuntnoustie freaks?
She's a moni lass mate. I would...with no regrets
Why haven't you?
Her husband is a genetic freak and it's my maws best mate
I bet he's savaged your mum.
I'd be embarrassed for her if she ever considered a mong like me
Drank the entire weekend away. Slippy slope.
Stag do in Newcastle this weekend. Drinking tonight (including an 8 pint keg on the trains like proper lads) then some bubble football tomorrow followed by more drinking. Add watching rugby and football into the equation and it sounds like a good way to spend three days!
Never been Newcastle before. How's it?
I'm a twit
Mint.
Bubble football looks like one of those things where you're so unlikely to get hurt that I'd break both my legs.
I always think the opposite, if I'm thinking about the same thing. Just looks like a recipe for legs snapping at the knee.
Orlando City match tomorrow nightLove Saturday matches as I can get pissed all day and not worry about work Sunday.
I got kicked in the face playing bubble football and split my lip.
Mother and sister visiting so I'll spend the entire weekend seething.
My stag do tomorrow...
No idea why you would seethe. Mexican women
Well, try to remember getting home.
Two days full of knock out matches. What a weekend it's going to be.
Flying out tomorrow to an annual family get-together and there's not even a layover for me to catch some of the football.
in-air WiFi an option?
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Except for performers and BBC crew, do any non-white people go to Glastonbury?
They can't afford it.
Does music festivals look grim.
A predominantly white crowd saying, "What's up, nigga!" to Kanye West is something I can never remove from my memories.
Prince enabled that.
It never sounds right and I don't think it ever will.
3 days, 3 games cumulating in Spain v Italy in stade de France
Newcastle was sensational.
Figures.
I have whiplash.
Gold star if you can spot me.
I'm a twit
Posted this in the jobs thread, but its better here..
I'm away to PGL tomorrow until Monday with Y6 at work. Normally it's a sunny weekend, I rock shorts and tshirts in the day and jeans and a hoodie at night. This year however the weather is down to be sunny and nice one minute and rain and cold the next. As a result my bag is heavy and I've enough clothes to last a month. None of them waterproof. As long as I get a go at as many of the activities as possible I'll be happy, we're doing Aeroball this year, which is something I haven't done before.
Treated myself to nice beer and crisps though, so if it stays dry it should be a good weekend.
Absolute double ended dildo on Friday, lads. Going out for tea with the in-family, then going to see Sarah Millicant altogether straight after it.
With the off-da-chayne banter setting me up for a night of hilarity it should be a barnstormer.
Kill me now. Did I mention I have a 3 hour drive back from Inverness just before as well?
I quite like her.
She's gotten better, before she was unbearable but now she's got some value.
She's one of the few women who have actually improved now that there's a quota on panel shows.
I bet you can relate to her self deprecating snatch jokes.
EDIT: Out the way, Mah...actually, works for both.
I haven't watched a panel show for years, but is there really a quota? Christ.
The only one that's slightly funny is that lanky Canadian one (and even she's a bit annoying now) and the buck toothed, gawky alcoholic lesbian one.
I watch HIGNFY infrequently, but it's difficult to be interested in much else.
I had a selfie with an "Oor Wullie" and was drinking jugs of Blue Lagoon. Dece weekend
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