Do we have one of these threads?

I was sitting with my little one last night, just before bedtime and just finished reading a story.

She was on my lap facing towards me, having a cuddle and she looked up at me lovingly, yawned then projectile fucking vomited all over me 4 times. It was like the fucking exorcist, big chunks of carrot and mince.

I was in on my own as well so I just sat there for a good 5 minutes before summoning the strength to move and run a bath.

Brutal.