She's had the fucking remote off me and I've not seen a single goal. She's pinched half my bastard dinner too. May as well just kill myself. FFS.
Fellainimania.
What is happening here?
Rashford did so well there.
Edit: Marshall even, they look the same...
A full back change
Living the dream.
I'm watching both. And that's 2-0. The bog brush is back.
I bet on West Ham. This is all my fault.
Play the fucking ball Carrasco.
Atletico fucking on it. What a team.
came by to soak in the Fellainimania <3
If nothing else from this season Utd look to have a couple of gems in the Mensah and Rashford.
Though, Januzaj.
Noble.
Someone should have decked Noble for that. Booked at least.
Potato head to come on and remind everyone just how shit he is.
Glorious.
The wheels are looking wobbly as fuck.
Well it was fun while it lasted.
Did Le Saux just use the words Quality and Carroll in the same sentence?
If that's not a back pass they should do away with the rule.
i can't believe Fellaini really tried to clear that with his foot. for fuck sake.
How was that a back pass
It deflected off his shin. If it was deliberate then fair fucks to him for being able to manage it.
Smalling had been planning that deliberate backpass for the last half-hour, the diabolical cunt.
He can't even pass it at the best of times never mind some slice volley under pressure.
To be fair I'm only half watching, so I probably need to see it again. All I saw was it came off someone's foot, so figured it should be one. Given it's Smalling I'll let him off, because he probably didn't plan it.
Not sure if I want West Ham to score or not. On the one hand I'd rather they go through, but on the other not sure I want another half an hour.
Look at the state of these mugs, normally keeping the ball and assuring zero drama in the game is all they're good at.
That's just lazy. Would have been so easy to get onside.
Payet territory.
Oh, so our guy gets shoved like fuck but hey let's give Payet a perfectly set up FK. (I realize the WH player was fouled I'm just frustrated)
Thank fuck (edit: Payet FK). Still waiting for the heartbreak though.
LMFAO WHAT KINDA CORNER WAS THAT? YOU HAVE ANDY ONE TRICK CARROLL DUMMIES.
That defending from Benfica was comical.
Thomas Muller is an absolute monster. He's going to Gert the record books right up.
Van Gaal!
That clearance from Gabi. Christ. 99/100 times if that's an Arsenal defender he turns it in.
> That feel when you're afraid of winning the FA Cup cause maybe they keep LvG for another year.
Dani Alves has had another beastly performance despite being on the losing side so far.
Ronaldo will win it if Barcelona go out.
Suarez should have had 2 red cards now.
How the fuck do you book someone for elbowing them in the face. Either it's an accident or it's a red.
I'll be insanely impressed if Atleti do this, there's just so much time left.
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Atletico are such cunts. I'm not a fan of Barca, but I hope they score here.
They could do with freshening it up.
Simeone is so hateful.
The commentator doesn't seem to realise that Barca still only need one goal.
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