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How often do you take a dump?
I assumed the healthy shit schedule was once a day. However, after speaking with someone about this, they were taken aback that it wasn't more. To my surprise they informed me that they shit twice a day and believed this was a standard poo programme.
On a side note, it does annoy me when my poo schedule gets affected and i don't have my morning crap.
Every twenty minutes.
That option is not in my poll.Originally Posted by Lewis
Banter.
You've dropped at least four or five shits tonight.
John, what say we start afresh by you apologising to me.
p.s Fill in my poll please.
I could go once a day but I normally save it for a monster one every second day.
Two usually does me. I'd imagine a lot of this goes down to diet and metabolism.
If i hold a shit in for more than 12 hours, it'snot a pleasant experience when it comes out.
It used to be once a day. Since I've lust weight and generally just eaten more healthily it has gone down to around three times per week. Which is disappointing, as I enjoy a good shit.
Once a day (in the morning) with the occasional double header.
It's more satisfying when it reams the hole off you.
Sometimes, when I know it's going to be a big solid one, I'm scared to go. That knowledge that it's going to hurt for a prolonged period as it forces its way sideways out of your hole. And once you've started there's no going back. Like having a baby.
You see I like those types of craps. It's the pleasure pain experience.
I hope that's not a homosexual tendency coming out of me.
Plus it normally means it's a one wipe operation.
When you suffer with piles three or four times a year it's not something you want. The fucking blood.
Every day at 9am.
Might have another at some point, but there's always one ready at 9am.
I've never kept track of how many I do in a day and I have no plans to. I'd guess it's about two.
You can't beat a good shit though.
I may have a problem because i seem to go on a regular. I do one in the morning before 8am and several at work brfore 5pm. I even made them decorate the bathroom at work better, purely for my own benefit
Two today already. One around 6:20am and one right now as I'm typing this.
Will update with every other shit I have today.
Usually around once a day. My diet is awful at times though so sometimes I can come out with a right blinder around lunchtime.
I only just thought about this... but I can't remember ever having a shit in the morning.
Usually, one after lunch - and another in the evening if required.
Two to three times a day usually after a meal.
Do you just eat a shitload of food?!
We have two toilets at work, one has no radiator and it's on an external wall. Winter months in there are grim.
If I have a maccies breakfast it will be coming out of me in under 2 hours. Biologic feat.
Please do.
Also, what's the etiquette with cleaning up your mess? If there's skids on the pan, I'll make a half arsed attempt to clean it, but I'm not using the bog brush to do it. Gross.
I use a little plastic cup, fill it with water then drop it on the leftovers. Takes a while but it's effectively touch free maintenance.
I'd go as far as to say it's a life hack.
Once at around 10 and another around 2. More to break the day up if anything.
Test.
I dont feel I do. But my diet might be a reason for it. Ill have to do some testing.
Had a beauty this morning. Reckon there might be more to come as well.
I often shit 4 or 5 times per day. Pretty sure I've got some type of wheat sensitivity, as I suffer terribly when I eat a lot of bread.
Every day within half an hour of my first cup of tea, and/or at 6am if I've had an Indian for dinner the night before.
To be fair, anything spicy and I'm on/off the bog for the foreseeable future. I love my spicy food as well but it plays havoc with my insides. Night before we were due to fly back from Alburfeira we went for a curry, I went for a Jalfrezi with extra chillis. Spent the whole time at the airport and most of the flight back with my arse planted on the seat, was like a gushing river of molten lava, pretty sure that plane will never smell the same again.
Test.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, mate, but you do realise if you eat healthier you should be shitting more frequently?
Basically, RIP.
Clay Oven.
The one and only, one of the finest Indians I've ever had.Clay Oven.
Test.
Once a day, but some days I don't need to go if I haven't eaten much. I used to have a problem a few years back that I wouldn't go for like 3/4 days and then do a massive painful one, but that was because I was eating too much while moving too little.
I haven't shat all day. Hopefully the latte will shift it.
It worked. Coffee often works.
Suffer with constipation so 2-3 a week, though each one is a good hour long stint
Lots of freaks on here, imo.
Well, yeah. It's recognised as essentially being a mild laxative.It worked. Coffee often works.
Lol at carrying a little plastic cup around.
I've a monster ready but I'll wait til after the football.
I don't carry it around FFS.
What else do you carry in your fanny pack?
Always get constipated on holiday. I assume it the different foods. But it's like im crapping rocks.
One time, after an operation, I was massively constipated and had to caress the boulder our with my hands.
I thought eating more healthily would make you more regular?
I've learned way too much from this thread. Well done Dquincy.
It's not exactly something that I keep track of either, but surely it's something you can recall? Not the hardest thing to count 1 or 2. Obviously be worried if it was like 43.
It depends what I eat. Bulky stuff has me going, light stuff means I wait a couple of days.
Not good enough to reply to my initial observation eh?
I didn't notice until much later, the moment had long passed.
No wonder the consultants don't respect you.
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