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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    This is a big part of my stance against domesticated animals, talking of them as commodities and manufactured goods

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    Something you and your woman have argued about? She's evidently fine with domesticating animals.

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    Is that at me? I ain't got a ting on the go, your dogshit sources can't even get that right? Shambles.

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    Oh, that's why your back.

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    Well duh.

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    Someone start a Let’s find Taz a Bint thread.

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    One of those birds that infected half of Australia would do.

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    I've elevated myself above such pursuits now. Obviously the desires remain but I have let go of my attachment to them. I am at one with the ways of the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Don't all pure bred dogs have horrific health problems?
    Pedigree standards are basically rules for cruelty.

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    I used to work with someone that paid thousands for a Pug with a certificate to say it was the product of several years of inbreeding. The fucker could barely breath and was practically blind.

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    How was the dog?
    I'm a twit

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    In fairness she's a fat cunt so she probably has as many health concerns of her own.

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    Spend all the money you want on dog toys and so far his favourite things to play with are an empty coke bottle, weeds, a grotty old garden glove and (by far the winner) an empty plastic plant pot.

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    I find their favourite thing is rather than drinking the clean water you provide for them each day in a conveniently-located bowl, what they really want to do is drink dirty rain water from whatever dark crevices of suburbia they can find - indents in drain covers, folds in bin bags, empty flowerpots.

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    We bought him a paddling pool which is currently a giant grubby drinking bowl.

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    the overlap between kids and dogs is growing.

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    He was getting too hot with the weather the last few days.

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    Keeping cool.

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    What a lad.

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    Someone needs to tell me what the scarf does to benefit the dog.

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    It's a cooling one that you soak and keep in the fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    It's a cooling one that you soak and keep in the fridge.
    Awesome.

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    I took this depressed-looking little fella to a vet in a shoebox this afternoon. I will ring them up tomorrow and see how he got on.

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    What is it?

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    Pigeon right?

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    I wouldn't be trusting a vet who works in a shoebox, to be honest.

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    You should have adopted it.

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    I rang them up this morning and they said it was doing well, so I asked for a picture to prove they hadn't just binned it.

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    Shoulda kept it as a TTH project. RIP Alan (or was it Smiffy with the ducklings bollocks?)


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    A blackbird hit my window and fell into the drain a few weeks ago. I ran and got it and the poor fucker was drenched and getting waterboarded by dishwasher water. I put it in a box and checked a few hours later and it was completely quadraspazzed and twitching like a nutter. I left it a bit longer then took it to the vet, who said they'd probably have to off it.

    They said they'd let me know if there was any improvement, and I never heard from them.

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    Well that's because you didn't phone them demanding photo evidence in the manner of somebody in the middle of a hostage negotation.

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    I actually miss Wood Green. I wouldn't recommend it to women or pussies, but there was never a dull moment.

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    People take wild animals to the vet?

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    Anyone with a bit of a heart left in them anyway.

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    I'd have thought it was the remit of RSPCA or an equivalent, or do they not give a toss?

    That said the one Lewis has gone to appears to have dealt with it so fair play to them.

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    I asked for a picture because when I rang up they said they would either release it or 'send it to a wildlife sanctuary', which struck me as the sort of thing you would tell a child/retard after you had already killed it.

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    Which did they think you were?

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    Probably retard in person and child over the phone.

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    He was successfully released on Friday.

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    Probably ran over / eaten by a cat already.

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    We don't let cats drive over here.

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    The Mrs wants a dog, so I'm going to get her one as a surprise. We have young kids, so none of the rescue homes will touch us, annoyingly. This means having to get a fucking puppy. £3000 some cunts are asking for a Westie (what she wants) and what the fuck is this Cavachon, Shi-pom, Bull-Shitzu stuff about? They're mongrels lads and you want £1800? No wonder breeders are always getting robbed.

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    What about the rescue charities that bring in homeless dogs / puppies from elsewhere? (I've no idea if they operate here and therefore already have puppies here or if they just transport them to wherever they're being adopted so COVID may have knackered this.)

    My sister got one that I think had been rescued from a shelter that would have put her down in Romania and she's a lovely little thing.

    The puppy that is, not my sister.

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    Worth tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    What about the rescue charities that bring in homeless dogs / puppies from elsewhere? (I've no idea if they operate here and therefore already have puppies here or if they just transport them to wherever they're being adopted so COVID may have knackered this.)

    My sister got one that I think had been rescued from a shelter that would have put her down in Romania and she's a lovely little thing.

    The puppy that is, not my sister.
    I did think about those, but I know a lady that got one from Turkey (or somewhere) and it dropped dead of heartworm ( ) pretty much immediately. That said, I think it was a stray she fell in love with on holiday and wanted to fly over. Maybe they're screened if it's done properly. Actually, I also know someone that paid a fortune for a pug that immediately needed surgery because it couldn't breathe, so a breeder is probably no safer.

    I'll have a think.

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    I can find out what one my sister used if you like. They seemed pretty legit, there was a delay because they'd picked one and just as it was about to be shipped out it got ill (ended up dying) but that was weeks later so if they were gonna be shady they could have just shipped it through anyway.

    Also not looking up heartworm.

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    What a heartworming story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    I can find out what one my sister used if you like. They seemed pretty legit, there was a delay because they'd picked one and just as it was about to be shipped out it got ill (ended up dying) but that was weeks later so if they were gonna be shady they could have just shipped it through anyway.

    Also not looking up heartworm.
    That would be great (the company name, not the dead dog) cheers.

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