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    What we need is him to post on here and expose you ala Shindig. Whoever did the mert thing, get to work.

    Bet you wipe your cloggy arse with a dishcloth. Scum.

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    Boyd takes laxatives so he can shit down the sink.

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    Can you not go and say PLEASE TOP THE GAS UP IT'S YOUR TURN. Even I would do that and I'm a wimp.

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    How's living alone going @Lewis?

    I'm considering it now but not sure if I will actually like it.

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    Christ.

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    What?

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    Stop fucking bottling stuff.

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    What?

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    So ... are bills on some daft rota or is it split evenly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    What?
    Shat yourself about getting a new job, now this. Take a walk on the wild side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    How's living alone going @Lewis?

    I'm considering it now but not sure if I will actually like it.
    It's the best thing ever. That said, the house is 1) pretty big; and 2) in a decent area, so it's probably not a typical living alone experience.

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    Are there other people making it dirty, eating all your food, or moving your stuff around?

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    There aren't. I haven't lost anything since I got here in fact. Weird that.

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    Well then it is indeed a typical living alone experience, everything else is just space and convenience.

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    i'll move to belfast and live with you boydy if you get me a job and a chemical connect

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    Are you not moving to 1970's Cornwall anymore?

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    Nope, 1950’s Belfast apparently.

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    i dunno lol might move to sheffield instead

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    1980’s

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    Not quite housemates, but we had new neighbours move in this week. Three student girls - one of them is rich and her dad bought her a house rather than having to stay in a student squat. I hate to sound like an old cunt, but I hope they keep it down.

    It has perks though - just went to walk the dog and one of them was out front in a t-shirt and thong doing the recycling. Almost abandoned the dog walk to go and stand in the window and wank myself dry.

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    Well, let's hope your walls aren't as thin as mine.

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    About a month ago (a month tomorrow, I think), I moved into a new house with the best housemate of the three from my last place. Turns out she only really seemed okay by comparison and she is doing my fucking head in already. Why did I not just get my own place?

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    Because you are poor as fuck I'm guessing.

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    Nah, I'm actually not these days.

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    Just a mug. Why would you choose to live with someone if you can afford not to?

    I could cover all my bills and make a nice little earner by renting out my two spare bedrooms, but I'd only be able to enjoy that extra money for a month or two before I went absolutely bonkers.

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    Absolutely. Wouldn't sacrifice the spare room if they paid every bill I have with extra on top.

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    If they're actual friends of yours...

    I don't know how you could ever choose to live alone. Would rather live in a hostel on a bunk bed, at least until I'm 27 or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    If they're actual friends of yours...

    I don't know how you could ever choose to live alone. Would rather live in a hostel on a bunk bed, at least until I'm 27 or something.
    Because people are fucking cunts.

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    I thought I'd just be miserable and lonely if I lived alone tbh.

    We got on well last year. We still do get on well. She's just there all the time and doesn't shut up much. I suppose last year there were other people for her to talk to but now I have to take the entire brunt of it. When we moved in (on a weekend), I took a couple of days off at the end of the next week to just settle in and get some shit done around the house. She skipped class (is a student) on the Thursday and then took Friday off work as well. I just wanted to be alone for a couple of days and have peace and quiet. But how do you tell someone who's perfectly nice to fuck off as you can't be arsed listening to them for a while?

    Had today off too and woke up around nine. Purposefully hadn't told her I was off in case she decided to take it off too. Heard her rumbling around the house and thought 'that's weird, maybe shes just running late'. Went back to sleep and woke up an hour later. She was still there. Went down and she's off today too. I JUST WANTED THE PLACE TO MYSELF FOR A DAY. I also wanted to go to Ikea to get a couple of things but knew if I went today she'd tag along (she doesn't have a car) and we'd be there all fucking day. Also I went to the shop in the afternoon (like five mins away) and when I said I was going, she was all 'Hang on! I'll come with you.' Just leave me alone for five minutes ffs.

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    You're a complete fanny.

    If you really can't tell her you want to do something on your own just tell her you're meeting a mate for a coffee or something then go to Ikea.

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    Copulate with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I thought I'd just be miserable and lonely if I lived alone tbh.

    We got on well last year. We still do get on well. She's just there all the time and doesn't shut up much. I suppose last year there were other people for her to talk to but now I have to take the entire brunt of it. When we moved in (on a weekend), I took a couple of days off at the end of the next week to just settle in and get some shit done around the house. She skipped class (is a student) on the Thursday and then took Friday off work as well. I just wanted to be alone for a couple of days and have peace and quiet. But how do you tell someone who's perfectly nice to fuck off as you can't be arsed listening to them for a while?

    Had today off too and woke up around nine. Purposefully hadn't told her I was off in case she decided to take it off too. Heard her rumbling around the house and thought 'that's weird, maybe shes just running late'. Went back to sleep and woke up an hour later. She was still there. Went down and she's off today too. I JUST WANTED THE PLACE TO MYSELF FOR A DAY. I also wanted to go to Ikea to get a couple of things but knew if I went today she'd tag along (she doesn't have a car) and we'd be there all fucking day. Also I went to the shop in the afternoon (like five mins away) and when I said I was going, she was all 'Hang on! I'll come with you.' Just leave me alone for five minutes ffs.
    She's dying for the bone.

    Also, why are you telling her you're going places? Just go.

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    I almost made a friendzone joke when he first posted but I never thought it would be him doing it.

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    So this a romantic comedy where both people avoid each other because they think the other's going out? What a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    She's dying for the bone.

    Also, why are you telling her you're going places? Just go.
    Just seems a civilised thing to do. Also a nice thing is to ask if the other person needs anything. Used to do it in the last house with everyone else as well.

    She's a lesbian so I doubt it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Just seems a civilised thing to do. Also a nice thing is to ask if the other person needs anything. Used to do it in the last house with everyone else as well.

    She's a lesbian so I doubt it.
    Well don't complain then.

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    She probably thinks you are.

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    He only wants her to go out so he can sneak in her room and sniff her knickers.

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    So the guys next door have left some water running / had a leak and done some damage to the betting shop below them. Took their ceiling out. Cue lots of door banging and the neighbours being surprisingly scarce.

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    What are the odds of that?

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    Even longer now because apparently the plumber couldn't figure it out. Y'know, despite the overflow landing right on the roof of the bookies.

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