May: Only a month (and a bit) until GOOD football!

[Ian]

A day late and not one single moany bastard @ing me about it. Good work, folks.

Only a month and a half now until the European championships which is excellent news, just have to endure a few weeks of City grinding toward another inevitable triumph (I suppose I want Arsenal to beat them to it now, but only just) and seeing which of the bad guys (or Dortmund, but that won't be happening) wins the Champions League and then it'll be time for Waistcoat and the boys to treat us to another glorious summer. Probably. Hooray!

And finally, for Spikey: https://www.theguardian.com/football...in-justin-rees

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

@Ian you're fucking late.

[Ian]

He said, belatedly.

[igor_balis]

Leave ing alone you silly cunt

[mo]

Is it me or did April go on forever?

[Gray Fox]

It really did.

Very glad for the football season to now be over. We can get on with the more important business of the transfer window. Then nothing until August. Bliss.

[Gray Fox]

In other news the VAR audio of the 3rd Forest penalty claim against Everton has seemingly been 'glossed over' by your major broadcasters.

It's comically bad too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He said, belatedly.

Which is why I'm not in charge of making these threads. I'm bad with the calendar, I thought it was November.

[randomlegend]

The summer window looms ever closer.

[Waffdon]

I can’t believe the last game between Chelsea and spurs at Stamford Bridge was hair gate and Tuchel/Conte trying to one up each other. Feels about 3 seasons ago.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Tuchel hasn't been Chelsea boss for at least 5 years.

[Lewis]

I would like it if Harry Kane won the Champions' League, but doing so would probably get Thomas Tuchel the United job so it's a tough one. If PSG don't win it this year then they probably never will.

[Kikó]

Fa cup final month 😍

Moving to Gaza.

[Ian]

I would like it if Harry Kane won the Champions' League, but doing so would probably get Thomas Tuchel the United job so it's a tough one. If PSG don't win it this year then they probably never will.

The only pleasure that could be derived out of PSG winning a Champions League would be if they do it next year without Mbappe.

And that's a very small straw to grasp at.

[Gray Fox]

I'm assuming if we do get a PSG v Madrid final, our old matey Florentino will accidentally let it slip the week of the final that Mbappe is joining Madrid.

[Gray Fox]

Roony Bardghji has obliterated his knee and is out for up to a year.

[phonics]

Why are we doing injury updates on a Copenhagen midfielder?

[Gray Fox]

Because he was about to not be a Copenhagen midfielder.