[FOOTBALL] FA Cup Third Round Weekend - 8th/11th January

[Weaver]

Friday
Exeter City vs Liverpool - BBC One, 19:55

PSG vs Bastia - BT Sport 2, 19:30

Saturday
Wycombe Wanderers vs Aston Villa - BT Sport 2, 12:45
Arsenal vs Sunderland
Birmingham City vs AFC Bournemouth
Brentford vs Walsall
Bury vs Bradford City
Colchester vs Charlton Athletic
Doncaster Rovers vs Stoke City
Eastleigh vs Bolton Wanderers
Everton vs Dagenham & Redbridge
Hartlepool vs Derby County
Huddersfield Town vs Reading
Hull City vs Brighton & Hove Albion
Ipswich Town vs Portsmouth
Leeds vs Rotherham
Middlesbrough vs Burnley
Newport County vs Blackburn
Northampton vs MK Dons
Norwich City vs Manchester City
Nottingham Forest vs QPR
Peterborough vs Preston North End
Sheffield Wednesday vs Fulham
Southampton vs Crystal Palace
Watford vs Newcastle
West Bromwich Albion vs Bristol City
West Ham vs Wolves
Manchester United vs Sheffield United - BT Sport 2, 17:30

Fiorentina vs Lazio - BT Sport Europe, 17:00
Sevilla vs Athletic Bilbao - Sky Sports, 17:15
Getafe vs Real Betis - Sky Sports, 17:15
Hearts vs Aberdeen - BBC One Scotland, 17:30
Angers vs Caen - BT Sport Extra 2, 19:00
Real Madrid vs Deportivo - Sky Sports 1, 19:30
Roma vs AC Milan - BT Sport Europe, 19:45
Levante vs Real Vallecano - Sky Sports, 21:05

Sunday
Oxford United vs Swansea City - BBC Two Wales, 12:00
Chelsea vs Scunthorpe - BT Sport 2, 14:00
Carlisle United vs Yeovil Town- 14:00
Tottenham Hotspur vs Leicester City - BBC One, 16:00
Cardiff City vs Shrewsbury Town - S4C, 18:00

Villarreal vs Sporting Gijon - Sky Sports, 11:00
Inter Milan vs Sassuolo - BT Sport 2, 11:30
Rangers vs Cowdenbeath - Sky Sports, 13:00
Nantes vs St. Etienne - BT Sport Europe, 13:00
Frosinone vs Napoli - BT Sport ESPN, 14:00
Real Sociedad vs Valencia - Sky Sports 2, 15:00
Stranraer vs Celtic - Sky Sports, 15:15
Lille vs Nice - BT Sport Extra 2, 16:00
Sporting CP vs Braga - BT Sport ESPN, 16:00
Las Palmas vs Malaga - Sky Sports, 17:15
Eibar vs Espanyol - Sky Sports, 17:15
Celta Vigo vs Atletico Madrid - Sky Sports, 19:30
Sampdoria vs Juventus - BT Sport Europe, 19:45
Marseille vs Guingamp - BT Sport 2, 20:00
Nacional vs Benfica - BT Sport ESPN, 20:30

Monday
The Fourth Round Draw (during the One Show) - 7pm-ish on BBC One.

[Mazuuurk]

Ugh, fucking hate it when the PL is on break.

[Disco]

Hey Liverpool fans, welcome to one of the shittiest away sections you're ever likely to visit.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I love third round weekend. Not sure why the fuck our game is on telly though.

[Samadini]

One of the highlights of the season for me. Roll on the accys.

[Max Power]

Bogdan
Randall
Illori
Enrique
Smith
Stewart
Brannagan
Kent
Teixeira
Ojo
Sinclair

Is supposedly Liverpool's side tonight. Got to fancy an upset.

[Giggles]

Now I don't care who is resting who, I might try enjoy some of this. Though on the 5th mention of the word 'magic' on the BBC it's getting switched off.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Who exactly does Jurgen Klopp think he is?

[Reg]

They're fully embracing the clichés this year - there was a minute long ad repeating "Anything can happen".

I love the cup while we're still in it, then the fun tends to fade a little bit, but it's enjoyable.

Someone on Football Weekly made the point that if a team goes out this weekend, then they'll have three weekends of rest toward the end of the season. Could be important to those with smaller squads - Leicester?

[Max Power]

We're going for the double this year.

[phonics]

They're fully embracing the clichés this year - there was a minute long ad repeating "Anything can happen".

I love the cup while we're still in it, then the fun tends to fade a little bit, but it's enjoyable.

Someone on Football Weekly made the point that if a team goes out this weekend, then they'll have three weekends of rest toward the end of the season. Could be important to those with smaller squads - Leicester?

Would love for Big Sam to do us a favour and knock us out (while THE JEFF scores a hat trick) there's nowt to winning it 3 times in a row.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Apparently Diego Costa and Oscar had a training altercation. Whose idea is that of a fight? Like setting a pitbull on a frightened child.

[Sam]

West Ham away only 3,000 because our great CEO thought we wouldn't sell out and decided to not take the allocation West Ham offered.

They didn't make it past the season ticket holders. I hate this club.

[Mazuuurk]

Apparently Diego Costa and Oscar had a training altercation. Whose idea is that of a fight? Like setting a pitbull on a frightened child.

Diego probably said something about Oscars sister. Like how they are fuckbuddies now, maybe.

[phonics]

Diego probably said something about Oscars sister. Like how they are fuckbuddies now, maybe.

Apparently Oscar put a tackle in on Costa that he didn't like so Diego went out of his way to do him next time out.

[Mazuuurk]

Ah, so now he's fuckbuddies with the sister.

[Charlie]

I hate it when the FA Cup gets in the way of things. It's fine when you are in mid table and your season is boring, but when you are focussed on trying not to get relegated, it needs to fuck off.

[Davgooner]

Genuinely hope AW gives a couple of the young lads a run out; it's pretty much the only way to make this sort of tie interesting.

[Davgooner]

Apparently Diego Costa and Oscar had a training altercation. Whose idea is that of a fight? Like setting a pitbull on a frightened child.

Oscar's always bowled about as if he doesn't realise a frail little shit he is. Hopefully Costa laid him out.

[Jimmy Floyd]

'Hey, Oscar?'
'Yeah?'
'You know your sister?'
'Yeah?'
'We're fuckbuddies now.'
'And what of it?'

[Josh]

Bogdan
Randall
Illori
Enrique
Smith
Stewart
Brannagan
Kent
Teixeira
Ojo
Sinclair

Is supposedly Liverpool's side tonight. Got to fancy an upset.

Fuck I hope they get turned over. A few changes are expected but come on.

[SvN]

I wonder what Enrique thinks about it.

[Mazuuurk]

'Hey, Oscar?'
'Yeah?'
'You know your sister?'
'Yeah?'
'We're fuckbuddies now.'
'And what of it?'

Right, I fucked up that joke I think.

Fuckbuddies - is that when two dudes have shagged the same lass? Cause that's what I meant.

[Samadini]

Costa is having some sloppy seconds.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Right, I fucked up that joke I think.

Fuckbuddies - is that when two dudes have shagged the same lass? Cause that's what I meant.

Eskimo brothers.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Right, I fucked up that joke I think.

Fuckbuddies - is that when two dudes have shagged the same lass? Cause that's what I meant.

I thought it described a no-strings-attached sex-only relationship between the buddies in question, but I'm by no means a world authority on the subject.

[Mazuuurk]

No yeah you're right. It's even the same in Swedish so not sure why I thought that.

[Manc]

Jurgen knows where his priorities lie. Thursday nights.

[Weaver]

Bogdan; Randall, Ilori, Smith, Enrique; Brannigan, Stewart; Teixeira, Kent, Sinclair; Benteke.

Lallana, Lucas and Ojo on the bench with more randomers.

[Shindig]

If Watford pull anything other than a convincing win, I'm calling them out as a bunch of chancers.

[Spammer]

the MIGHTY FUCKING BLADES are going to smash the shit out of the glory hunting cunts right in their own back garden .

Wembley

[Magic]

Anyone even bothering with the inevitable shit fest tonight?

[phonics]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Liverpool are shit.

[Disco]

Have that shitlords!

[Magic]

[John Arne]

The commentator completely missed that. Talking shit about Sinclair... Then suddenly causally mentions that Exeter have scored.

[Magic]

Dece game this.

[John Arne]

Goal time!!

[Disco]

Well it was nice while it lasted.

[Jimmy Floyd]

'Jerome Sinclair' is just a compendium of various other ultimately disappointing English players.

[Byron]

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/footb...cid=spartanntp

Alright mate.

[Jimmy Floyd]

First the birthday cake, now that. How fucking weird is he?

Dede Ayew's suit definitely does bring shame on Africa, mind.

[Byron]

He must be the most precious footballer alive. I genuinely can't think of someone more prone to tantrums than him.

[Ian]

What an enormous bell-end he is.

[Reg]

Silly how someone can be so ungrateful for getting paid 300k a week for kicking a ball and sometimes running a bit.

[Pleb]

Just realised Beneteke is playing

[Yevrah]

He seems to have a chip on his shoulder of previously unseen proportions.

[Offshore Toon]

He's got a point, though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bogdan is seriously shit.