Well of course that was going to happen.
Well of course that was going to happen.
Crosses.
It's quite amazing how bad our defending is, not just our back four but right throughout the pitch.
He better be going to France. Beast.
Does Lovren have any form for hitting free kicks like that?
Sacking 'Brendan' was such a waste of time.
Can we have Andy Carroll back and give West Ham Benteke?
Because the utter shitmuncher they have in charge, I can't do anything but rejoice for every shit result that comes their way.
edit: Didn't refresh, I was replying to Magic.
You hate Klopp?Originally Posted by Pen
Liverpool's squad is absolutely mid table. Other than their fullbacks, they're mediocre all round the pitch. Henderson might be top 4 quality but he's not even playing
Our full backs? Pfftt.
Joe Allen is such a depressing substitution to make when looking to get back into a game.
Klopp will be fine, he is doing fuck all this season though.
I would say our full backs and their complete inability to stop crosses coming into the box has been a big part of the problem today.
They're decent going forward but they're not very good defenders.
Mignolet has probably been Liverpool's best player today. It could have been more if not for a few decent saves from him. How depressing.
Never mind Liverpool losing though, this has just been a shit, boring match.
No, I think he's pretty good. I meant Paatelainen at Dundee United.
I thought the United was Leeds and you meant Evans.
Coutinho is comfortably their best player.
He's becoming a pain in the arse though. Just wants to shoot all the time.
Tweet, not twitter, in the tags, Dave.
Dav attempting to post twitter links?
The fuck is happening right now?
Hope nobody's on Premier League or Championship overs.
Is that just a photo? I've been trying to get it to play on both the twitter mobile site and Falcon.
So would I if I had Benteke lumbering about in front of me waiting for passes. He's like a more expensive Balotelli at the moment.
That's true. Harry Redknapp was wanking on about them needing to cross more for him. He doesn't even bother his arse to challenge for crosses when they do come in and sometimes he's not even in the fucking box for them. He's a complete waste of space at the minute.
"The Swansea goalkeeper’s not made a save, has he? Dull, dull, dull. It’s as though Manchester United are told not to make a mistake, so their players get so far and decide: ‘I’m letting someone else have it.’”
Kiko must be having a whale of a time.
Fuck me this could be 3-3. This lot are good.
That Brentford Twitter page is quality. They're doing a sort of minute by minute of what sounds like a ferociously dull game.
25 | Good spell from The Bees and @RyannWoods4 crosses but no player makes the run and it rolls across face of goal (0-0)30 | Tarky breaks forward and wins the ball back on edge of the box, plays in Vibe but Canos doesn't make the run Vibe expects (0-0)Have a break, mate. Get yourself some tea.32 | Swift treads on the ball and it falls to Judge just inside the box but his shot is blocked (0-0)
Muff really should have 2 at least and Vardy should have buried his first chance. Good game!
They've taken down that fucking picture now.
Don't all the official club pages do that?
Probably. I don't use Twitter, but it seems like a good use of the format.
Their guy seems particularly keen to report on entirely meaningless moments of the game though, which was my point.
Likelihood of 1 goal in 6 games at halftime? My calculations say 1%. Fucking shit
Have you never seen a live text feed of a game?
9 straight games at Old Trafford where we have failed to score in the first half.
Louis
I know, but I think they all generally update every few minutes. I know Sunderland's does, so you can imagine how exciting that is.
Chelsea's official twitter is brilliant.
'Diego Costa plays a pass out to the right which narrowly evades Willian, and it's a throw in to Hull. Only a matter of time until the Blues open the scoring.'
'And that's a goal, 1-0 to Hull.'
I liked that Diego Simeone/United story. Is he seen as an aggro-less Jose Mourinho or merely a cheaper one?
Aggro-less? More aggro if anything. He's a gypo twat.
'48' Brown clears and Villa win a corner. Mannone does well to punch the cross away #SUNAVL'
'51' Gestede leaps and heads a shot well-wide of Mannone's goal #SUNAVL'
You get the idea.
He is a gypo twat, but his aggro is all with referees and the council. He seems less likely to fall out with his players and Bobby Charlton's wife.
Also doesn't speak English, which might seem trivial but it's notable that his players at Atletico are always all-Latin (or near enough) and subscribe to gypoball and rolling around on the deck once 1-0 up. Not sure that's very United.
Does Mahrez normally take penalties and jut let Vardy take them to keep his run going?
The weird thing about minute by minute reports is that sites link to them after games have been played. Who would want to read one of a finished match?
Maybe it's for the user comments.
Best striker in the league
Martial is a brilliant player.
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