I was at work but got home early as it was dead. Seems this place is the same.
I was at work but got home early as it was dead. Seems this place is the same.
I've to work tomorrow too because some whure couldn't have a part ready for me by today
It's all about the Rocket League crew.
Get in on it, Giggles.
The what now?
Everyone's on Making A Murderer
I'm still only two episodes in. What a sham I am.
Heat is on Film4. Woof.
We should get a werewolf going to drain what little activity remains.
Do it
Lauren's at work and I have fuck all to do. I'm going to go for a walk I think, then probably carry on watching Lilyhammer all night. I've slept this afternoon so I'll be awake until morning now anyway.
@Byron loves having a walk when he's alone.
This disabled comedian (the 'pissed up nutter' from Extras) on BBC2 is terrible, and yet people are laughing because they think they have to.
There is a delay between the end of her jokes and people laughing, as if they're uncomfortable watching her.
Ate some leftover Christmas chocolate, felt fat. Got the shits - calories straight back out.
I ate some severely undercooked quarter pounders the other day and didn't die.
Stuck in the walk in centre with a load of off the boat ethnics. Think this may be a counterproductive move.
On Monday I have an indoor match against Man Chest Hair United.
Lololol! #LAD #Bantz @ladbible @sportbible
I asked this before but where's Benny gone? He hasn't posted since early December.
Did @Scouse do him?
Probably suicide.
He's alive and well.
I don't think he can post in work and when he's at home he's doing life stuff.
He seems to play 'Rust' constantly during non work hours.
He wants to post out of work hours, but he painted himself into a corner making out like he was doing us a favour.
Massive paedo Robert Black died. The stories of him swimming in a school pool with a broom up his arse should be his big legacy. That and the killings.
Similar to the rock and pop stars dying today we'll see some legendary paedophiles passing away over the next few years.
I saw a few 'Let's not forget Bowie shagged a fifteen year old' tweets (another thing Led Zeppelin beat him on), so why not both?
I was one off from becoming a lottery millionaire today. I am of course happy that I won 150€, but after seeing what I would've gotten had the last one been right as well made me less happy.
I should play that 1.5 billion going on right now. I would buy the forum.
What would you do with the other £400?
Buy a bicycle.
Those twats who won thirty million were all over the news today. Why would you take the publicity? You're multi-millionaires now. You don't gain anything from being on the telly.
Thanks to shit traffic and an early dinner reservation I've pretty much downed 1/4 of Absolut. At this rate I'll be dead by midnight. Can I have that coveted best poster award now?
Just tried to dry hump the wife making sex sounds like the Japanese guy in latex getting his tiny pecker noshed like WOBWOBWOBWOB lol.
More drunk Magic in future please.
Lol just asked for a house of the glass wine. Before Boyd jumps in about that not fitting in with my bourgeois lifestyle he can fuck off.
I can't comprehend where Magic is.
Has he asked his wife, in his own house, for a glass of house wine? Well, for a house of glass wine, in this case.
I'm a twit
I'm in the hotel, 2 course meal included which I didn't know.