Fucking hell on the last page what was 'Good evening paedophiles' because it just fucking played automatically in front of my mum and step-dad (who ironically we suspect probably is a paedophile).
It was a clip off the ITN news. It's the anchor saying 'Good evening' then launching into the next story which begins with 'paedophiles' too quickly.
Whilst Jimmy right be right and the top pic isn't actually the house they bought, we can be sure the kitchen is the one bought for him.
Now the concerning thing I have just noticed, that surely makes you question the intelligence of the whole gang, is that he's decided to occupy the much smaller bin in that kitchen, rather than make use of all the space.
Additionally, he doesn't look quite as normal peaking out of the bin like that. It's almost as thought he didn't want to move in, but was forced out of his old bin into the new place, and found comfort and safety in the only place he knew.
Why did it play automatically? Shit forum.
I don't know. It doesn't for me.
Oh wait, it does play automatically for me but it's muted by default. It's a vine. They just play when you scroll onto them, I think.
That took me a good 15 seconds.
Saw this on reddit at lunchtime and it still takes s distressingly long time to see the right picture.
I was in a restaurant this lunchtime looking through twitter with image previews on my laptop and that came up. I almost chocked on my open steak ciabatta.
I'm seeing nothing out of the ordinary.
Genuinely didn't know what the fuck was going on for a good 30 seconds.
Scary how long it took me to see the 'normal' image :\
It works much better when the image is small.
I saw a pile of large root vegetables, which probably says a lot about me.
Jim you monster, that's a baby.
I bet that kid's aunt is a right cunt.
People who slam their logos on stuff they haven't made
Someone fix that, there's no button for embedding tweets and I can never remember how.
'Booby Sands'
Also, Mary Lou McDonald is definitely one for the shameful lustage thread for me.
I found these much funnier than I probably should have.
http://www.dailyedge.ie/trinity-stat...95763-Feb2016/
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Magic all over
Perhaps the best sequence of tweets I've seen:
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That really got me.
Looks like the megabus man has a Hitler tache in that first image.
Currently being offered in a town in Donegal. I hear the customers are queued all the way up the road for this bargain.
I once stopped at a petrol station on the drive to Cork and was offered "free logs of wood" for the fire because I'd filled the car up. I fucking love this island.
Want to be a proper turnip or its bag of spuds all the way.
As if an Irish person sees anything after 'bag of potatoes' on that list.
The bottle of water will appeal to the masses in this county complaining about water charges. Martin knows what he's doing.
Working for Easyjet I've noticed one thing. You won't find a single Scot or Irishman who has paid for speedy boarding. Most of them seem to have never heard of it, then you explain that they have to pay an extra fiver and they go 'oh that's why, no thanks'
Hardly stinginess though, that's the biggest con going.
I was going to say, that sounds pretty sensible, it's not like you get there any quicker.
You get to show your passport and queue on the stairs instead of before it. Bargain.