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    The BDO leaving the Lakeside. It's been as good as dead for years but still would be strange to see it anywhere else.

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    This neckless Welsh lad is an awful fucking shaper.

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    James Wade is one seriously paedo/serial killer looking man.

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    Aye, one of many to start skinny and turn into a fat bastard as well. Proper odd ball and always has been.

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    That's probably difficult to escape when your only place to practice is a pub.

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    The mainland Europeans tend to be in better shape in general though, so they’ve probably figured out you can buy your own board for the house.

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    I was trying to find out when Phil Taylor lost weight (and dyed his hair to make darts cool) and blamed it for his form going to shit, but instead I find the amazing introductory paragraph of his Wikipedia that he clearly wrote himself in his final and greatest victory.

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    They showed an old game from his backstreet boys phase last night on the gold thing. Those highlights.

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    I know there's no reason for darts players to be in particularly good shape, but I've always been surprised by quite how massive so many of them are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I know there's no reason for darts players to be in particularly good shape, but I've always been surprised by quite how massive so many of them are.
    I always assumed it was because they were basically professional pub visitors, but I'm not quite sure how true that is now. Seems strange that there's barely a thin man among the serious contenders.

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    Gary Anderson has the sleeves of a far larger man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I always assumed it was because they were basically professional pub visitors, but I'm not quite sure how true that is now. Seems strange that there's barely a thin man among the serious contenders.
    They have pints before going on to calm the nerves.

    This is some game. Peter Wright is just too clutch

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    What a fucking match

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    Smith hasn’t shown up yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Smith hasn’t shown up yet.
    Loves a 140/180. If Wright starts peppering them in like last night he should win with a set or two to spare.

    The poor fans won’t be able to cope if that happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    180?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Loves a 140/180. If Wright starts peppering them in like last night he should win with a set or two to spare.

    The poor fans won’t be able to cope if that happens
    The fans have got completely out of hand over the last few years.

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    Still singing ‘Yaya Yaya, Kolo Kolo’ in 2022 is weird as well

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    Changed his darts again and wins 8/9 legs

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    How many times did he change total? Never seen anyone at it.

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    He said he was changing throughout the match so maybe it didn’t make much of a difference.

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    I had no idea darts was so intense.

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    There’s some seniors darts thing on the telly now and Ray Stubbs is presenting it. He’s either not well these days or he’s pissed.
    Bobby George looks the exact same as he always did but they haven’t turned on his mic.

    Edit - after seeing Bob Anderson just now I think this is just going to make me sad.

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    Ted Hankey withdrew from it which is probably for the best.

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    Today I mentioned that Phil Taylor lost his MBE for molesting two women in his caravan, and none of my colleagues - only some of them are right into sport, but they all know who Taylor is - knew about it. Why don't people know these things? I suppose it's a bit like the football rape man only getting hassled out of a job today.

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    That’s the first I ever heard of it myself.

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    Is darts and its darts....ers ever, ever in the news if you're not on the BBC Sport page when it's been a quiet day for good sports?

    Love that the headline which comes top if you search Phil Taylor MBE is GROPE SHAME DARTS ACE STRIPPED OF MBE.

    Proper tabloid headline, that.

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    It's all in the economising with letters. GROPE SHAME DARTS ACE tells a whole life story in fewer letters than the word 'incomprehensibility'.

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    It’s mad watching some of these late 90’s finals, you could hear a pin drop while the players throw. Phil Taylor just missed the 8th dart in a 9 dart attempt and was applauded - these days they’re booed if they miss the 4th.

    Was it a gradual thing or was there some year/change/decision that brought in the scummer ladbanter element in the crowd. Does it align with when/why it became fancy dress?

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    [The] darts is probably the one environment where the whole fancy-dress-stag-do-lad-banter stuff is acceptable, but yes, I would imagine it would coincide with Barry Hearne reinventing it all as a mass spectator/money-making event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    [The] darts is probably the one environment where the whole fancy-dress-stag-do-lad-banter stuff is acceptable, but yes, I would imagine it would coincide with Barry Hearne reinventing it all as a mass spectator/money-making event.
    That would make sense. I thought he was there from day one when they broke away for Sky but these ones I’m watching are all PDC by that stage.

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    @Giggles I went to Ally Pally last week (my first time there). It's exactly as you describe it.

    We weren't in fancy dress and were the minority. The purpose of the evening is to get as wankered as possible and chant/sing at either the table punters against the stand (cheaper) punters, or 'banter' the darts players, especially as one of them was German.

    It wasn't great.

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    It used to be up there in the list of sporting events I’d love to have gone to, right back from the Lakeside days to the heights of the Taylor era. But yeah it just looks like a shite place to spend a few days now.

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    Spot on.

    They also make you put money on a venue payment card. They claim this is to make transactions faster at the bars (which is bollocks), but the reality is that they hope most punters leave a few unspent quid on them and they take the profit.

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    Fireman Soutar turned it on in the last 3 sets there. Class

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    This is magic stuff.

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    Van Gerwen’s face

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    Price the fucking fanny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Price the fucking fanny.
    my thoughts exactly, I was completely perplexed when your man came out looking like Craig David on his debut album cover, but saying on his Instagram that he wasn't allowed to play and he might not play this event again...mate.

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    He got his balls tapped by the PDC for doing a mong gesture after missing a throw last match, that's why his dummy has been spat.

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    I’d say that’s a lot of it. He usually feeds off all the booing and abuse but wasn’t handling it at all this evening.

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    Smith and MvG both on 9 darters, MvG missed double 12 for his, Smith hits double 12 to get a 9 darter. Best leg ever.

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    Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s another.

    Hopefully the fat Tory cunt loses another final though

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    That was unreal.

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    Not a darts man but that was cool as fuck.

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    Looks like Van Gerwen has lost his head. Looking average as fuck

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    They definitely shot their wad too early on the best match ever shite.

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    He looks like a total wreck. Wouldn't surprise me if he bottles this.

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