[FOOTBALL] The Official Boxing Day/27th December FOOTBALL MADNESS Thread (LVGone?)

[Weaver]

Premier League
Stoke City vs Manchester United - Sky Sports, 12:45
Aston Villa vs West Ham United
Bournemouth vs Crystal Palace
Chelsea vs Watford
Liverpool vs Leicester City
Manchester City vs Sunderland
Swansea City vs West Bromwich Albion
Tottenham vs Norwich City
Newcastle United vs Everton - BT Sport 1, 17:30
Southampton vs Arsenal - BT Sport 1, 19:45

Championship
Brentford vs Brighton & Hove Albion - 13:00
Blackburn Rovers vs Middlesbrough
Bristol City vs Charlton
Derby vs Fulham
Huddersfield vs Preston North End
Hull City vs Burnley
Ipswich Town vs QPR
MK Dons vs Cardiff City
Rotherham vs Bolton
Sheffield Wednesday vs Birmingham
Wolves vs Reading - Sky Sports 1, 17:15
Nottingham Forest vs Leeds - 27th, Sky Sports 1, 16:30

[Lee]

Boxing Day football

This is why Boxing Day is my favourite day of the year; loads of left overs and loads of football. We've been invited to the outlaws' tomorrow evening though so I'll definitely miss the Arsenal match. Utter bastards.

[ScousePig]

I'm glad the early game's on Sky. Isn't it usually the other way around on Boxing Day, meaning I miss both as we have company/go around to my aunties after the 3pm games.

[Baz]

Got some beef Wellington in to stuff myself with and then it's beer in the pub all afternoon and into town at night.

[Kikó]

United are going to get stuffed tomorrow. We are crackers not to sack van Gaal and we're not going to be showing sprouts of recovery.

I'll be at Dundee United tomorrow. Big win needed.

[Shindig]

I can never decide whether Everton should be beating us or not.

[Pleb]

I'm stoked about a United defeat

[Spoonsky]

Really looking forward to Liverpool - Leicester, more than almost any other game this season. Obviously I want Liverpool to win, and I think we might, but there are no bad outcomes really.

[Angelsaint]

No chance in hell that Mourinho is taking over any team before new year.

[Davgooner]

Full day on the piss in London before the game. Merry Christmas.

[Weaver]

Really looking forward to Liverpool - Leicester, more than almost any other game this season. Obviously I want Liverpool to win, and I think we might, but there are no bad outcomes really.

Stoke/Man Utd, this game, Newcastle/Everton and Southampton/Arsenal is my running order tomorrow. Dem scenes

[Waffdon]

United are going to get stuffed tomorrow. We are crackers not to sack van Gaal and we're not going to be showing sprouts of recovery.

I'll be at Dundee United tomorrow. Big win needed.

That isn't happening

[Lee]

Do any of the streaming sites have anything compatible with iPad?

[Magic]

That isn't happening

He's right.

[Spoonsky]

Stoke-United is appealing but it starts at 5 AM here.

[Waffdon]

Stoke-United is appealing but it starts at 5 AM here.

Thought it sounded horrific in all bonesti

[Kikó]

Bonesti? Forgetabattit.

[Waffdon]

I noticed it, but couldn't be bothered editing it. Looked pretty sexy to the naked eye.

[Giggles]

I thout it said apalling and not appealing, which would have been more accurate.

[Kikó]

It's pissing it down tomorrow and 5 degrees. Fuck sake.

[Waffdon]

Weathers been fair mild recently, sir. Embrace it. Worst 90 minutes of your life. That's if you don't leave after an hour for the pub, of course

[Manc]

Can to show Kante what a complete midfielder looks like.

[Kikó]

Weathers been fair mild recently, sir. Embrace it. Worst 90 minutes of your life. That's if you don't leave after an hour for the pub, of course

It's a good tonic before watching Man United on the 3rd.

[Ian]

It's going to be an awful game and an awful result (for United.)

Slipping that into the middle of England getting molested by the Saffers it promises to be a good day all round.

[Baz]

I can never decide whether Everton should be beating us or not.

Jagielka's back so after a few games of no defending, they'll probably be back to top form today and Lukaku will give you a stuffing at the other end.

Meanwhile, hopefully Mahrez celebrates Christmas, despite his tan, and has the mother of all hangovers today.

Oh, and a Stoke masterclass to start the afternoon off would do nicely.

[Luke Emia]

No Sturridge for a change. Although rumour has it he is training, Jurgen obviously doesn't overly fancy Benteke either so what's the chances of no striker again today?

[John Arne]

I think Benteke will start today. Sakho and Lovren as the two centre-backs is absolutely frightening.

[Baz]

Yup, especially considering Lovren's kneecap fell off against West Brom.

[Kikó]

Dundee United has been called off.

[Waffdon]

Probabky for the best, sir. Shame you won't be here for the Hearts game on Wednesday

[Sam]

This is the sign that everyone is getting old, can only shift 3 people so far to come out and watch football. Depressing tits.

[Lee]

Fuck going out, today is for eating like a pig and watching football non-stop on your own sofa while the missus fucks off to her mother's. Boxing Day > Christmas Day.

[phonics]

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Kilo will love that one.

[Sam]

Fuck going out, today is for eating like a pig and watching football non-stop on your own sofa while the missus fucks off to her mother's. Boxing Day > Christmas Day.

Hmm, rather be in a pub then slobbing on my parents sofa. Missus is in another part of the country, so essentially I have the grandeur of freedom that causing me to try and get people out and socialize.

Next week is what you said hah.

[Ian]

I got loads of ace-sounding beer so I'm going to be sitting in out of the rain drinking and it will also help me through the football.

Would have gone to my sister's to raid her for leftovers to complete the match experience but fuck that in this weather.

[phonics]

And this one

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[Kikó]

It's mint. God bless Wayne Rooney

[Lee]

This is fantastic.

[Ian]

The fucking state of this.

[Boydy]

Deserved. Stoke have been very good.

[Byron]

LVGone

[Lee]

What's he having a go at Butland for there, the idiot?

[Magic]

Fucking hell.

Bit too obvious Agent LvG.

[Lee]

What a hit that is.

[Ian]

Dear me.

[Boom-Boom]

Stoke are looking very good. United havent had a look in.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Mark Hughes throwing his hat in the ring.

[Magic]

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

[Lee]

"At what point does Louis Van Gaal look to Wayne Rooney?"

Yeah, that's why they're losing.

[Kikó]

At least Louis was able to enjoy Christmas with a job. Well done the board.