Can we stop being a cliquey bunch of wanks?

[Lewis]

#RaveSkin

[phonics]

Nah this skins definitely changing. It's burning my eyes out.

[Yevrah]

They will meet at the Christmas party at which we are going to have to pretend we don't want to fuck one another.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[Lee]

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

If they become best friends I'll kill myself.

[Pepe]

Threesome!

[Lee]

I'm not the sort of person who that kind of thing happens to.

[GS]

Lee's going to need therapy by the time this episode is over.

[Lee]

I won't. Things are going much better at home at the minute and hopefully that lasts. If I were single I'd definitely have shagged Fit Accountant by now and she made it very clear that I could do so when I was out with her a week or so back. But I'm not, so I won't. I can't deny being flattered though and I do enjoy the attention.

[simon]

Do it, Lee.

[GS]

Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee!

[Magic]

If they become best friends I'll kill myself.

Remember that girl I used to work with I was telling you about who the wife hates because she's jealous of her and thinks she lusts after me, well they met properly at that recent wedding we were at and are now FB friends and she's inviting her on nights out as well as me? Fucking suicide.

[Lee]

Remember that girl I used to work with I was telling you about who the wife hates because she's jealous of her and thinks she lusts after me, well they met properly at that recent wedding we were at and are now FB friends and she's inviting her on nights out as well as me? Fucking suicide.

This must be avoided at all costs. The other shit scenario is that Lauren and Fit Accountant's husband start a steamy affair. I'm happy having a proper relationship at home and a woman at work to distract me when home is shit. And to flirt with on nights out.

I still don't know how my cock didn't burst out of my jeans last Friday night.

"Can we get a taxi back to yours?"

"Lauren is in my bed."

She then invited me out for lunch, just the two of us. I've knocked that fucker on the head. She clearly wants a proper affair.

[GS]

As if you're not absolutely loving it.

[Lee]

Of course I'm loving it, I even said so a couple of posts up.

[GS]

You'll have had the affair by the end of the summer.

[Lee]

I won't as I'm not a massive cunt.

[Yevrah]

We really do need a picture of this FA.

[Lee]

I'm not doing that but she's a tall slim blonde with nice tits and fairly pretty. Lauren is brunette, shorter and prettier.

[Lewis]

That comparison was unnecessary. You don't need to explain anything to us.

[Lee]

I owe it to the community.

[Magic]

You really need to be committed to such a thing as a work affair. In my mind random fucks in cities you very rarely visit with 0 chance of anyone being any the wiser are preferable. Too much risk and grief with a work affair, no matter how tempting it might be I'd never partake.

[Giggles]

The forum is a bit difficult to read. I think the lack of avatars is what's doing it, as that tended to be what I used to identify people without having to pay attention.

A new skin wouldn't go amiss, but then we'll get used to this one in the next while and complain when it's finally changed. It was always thus.

There are avatars.

[GS]

There are avatars.

Not everyone has the same ones, which was clearly the point.

[Pepe]

If that's what you wanted to say why didn't you say that?

[GS]

Because I mistakenly assume that some of you are capable of thinking things through.

[Magic]

I'll try and source my old one if it helps you cope, mate. We need to support each other through this difficult time.

[Pepe]

I think it is very clear that you fucked up. E-apologize to us now.

[Danny]

[SvN]

I used archive.org to grab mine