Sleep Paralysis

[mugbull]

Yeah, aged 13. I could probably do it again, but i dont have the time to do that anymore

[Lewis]

I've never had sleep paralysis, but I did dream the other day that Gordon Brown hired me to help write a book which he insisted on filling with a load of racist anecdotes. He was particularly keen to reveal that failed government projects were referred to as 'nigger babies' by him and Ed Balls.

[Reg]

70% of the people on this forum are boring asocial pussies

Go away then.

[mugbull]

Nah, i'm on break and my laptop is out for repairs

[Lewis]

Who would we take with us to the non-boring asocial pussy forum, Mokkers?

[Toby]

Happycry is fine. The way Leeds was using it was about as moronic as you're ever likely to see.

But I guess it got Mokbull to look like Mert for a bit so

[mugbull]

What if TTH migrated to WhatsApp? Who would survive the cull??

[Lewis]

My phone doesn't support it, so I'm out.

[Spoonsky]

It's interesting how every time a shit poster is called out for being shit, the standard response is that we're cliquey. Whether we're cliquey or not doesn't make you less of a twat.

I remember the exact details of the dream I was having immediately before the paralysis. I was at the World Cup draw, I think hosted in England, and they were drawing group A. The four teams were Oldham, Burton, Sheffield Wednesday and Dr Dre, which was a team of fat rappers who then all came on stage. Then I 'woke up' into the paralysis thing.

So I'm not going to read too much into that.

I lolled at the Dr. Dre part.

[Boydy]

How hasn't 'cockbull' caught on?

[leedsrevolution]

This escalated quickly. Mokbull is right to be fair, but I like it that way even if I'm a "shit poster", whatever that really means.

[Toby]

It means that a lot of what you post is shit.

[simon]

What if TTH migrated to WhatsApp? Who would survive the cull??

[leedsrevolution]

It means that a lot of what you post is shit.

You'd miss me really. Or maybe not - I don't really mind.

[Mazuuurk]

My phone doesn't support it, so I'm out.

What the fuck kind of phone do you have? A landline?

[Spoonsky]

Are you in the anti-smartphone crew, Lewis?

[Lewis]

I have a Nokia 301. I think it does support it, but it never lets me download it, so it can fuck off.

[Browning]

The worst thing about this is we will never know who won between Sheffield Wednesday and Dr. Dre.