Fuming, Mert. Fuming.
I like that I'm apparently going backwards. I was 'lower middle class' the last time Mert, the student currently earning nothing, decided to have a pop at me about money.
Fuming, Mert. Fuming.
I like that I'm apparently going backwards. I was 'lower middle class' the last time Mert, the student currently earning nothing, decided to have a pop at me about money.
That's the sort of entitlement you get when you have well-to-do parents.
I'd rather be poor than fat.
I'm a twit
I'm poor and fat, that makes me doubly awesome right?
If you're rich there's no reason to be fat anyway. Can Daddy not pay for some suction?
I don't think I've seen anyone post a photo without someone making a joke or having a pop. That's just the nature of the board. No need to take it so personally.
I got likened to Roy Hodgson once and that comfortably tops anything that Mert has had to endure here.
Timezones.
MokBull is in the same timezone, and his post was at 3am UK time.
I bet his pizzas aren't self-delivered.Originally Posted by Shindig
Droopy still rockin it
Yeah I didn't understand that one either
That's a cool jacket.
Looking back, that spoonsky mug
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Good to see you're embracing it, Smiff.
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Finished the chemo, mate?
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Anyone got a photo of Harold?
He still cant be hiding behind his avatar. He hasn't taken off his mask yet?
Faceswap'd with the kid, but she looks like a cheeky little Arab and I look like I've got Downs. Good stuff.
"I appear shirtless with my kid all the time. What? She's my kid. I own her."
It swapped the bodies too.
I look fucking awful in this pic
Photographer could have at least..........ach well if yer fat yer fat.
http://m.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/143...dy_revolution/
You look no better in the other one.
True. A fat cunt is a fat cunt.
Sounds good Chrissy.
I can't even face swap with my kid. He refuses to have pictures taken with me. At least your kid likes you dude
The Duchess was a shithole when I lived in Dennistoun. Is it any better now?
The bar at the snooker club was marginally better at least.
Was that where you got that hilarious photo taken?
That photo is coming on for ten years old now so a fair bit before I moved to Glasgow.
Soz don't keep a timeline of your life for comedic purposes.
That's a nice article, Chrissy. Lovely comment below too.
The bar had 200k spent on renovating it. The old Mills Bar was horrific, granted. We get betwween 20-60+ folk for the Monday nights. Been quite a successful
The function room at the snooker club is lovely. Again it's been renovated. Holds just shy of 100.
Cheers dude. Tis going well. Everyone seems to enjoy the new material nights and the Big Saturday nights.
That is a quality 'What the fuck?' comedian face. Do you sometimes pose with your hand in your hair as if to suggest that you find modern life completely baffling?
Wasn't saying it to correct you - I know your jokes are almost never based in reality - just a realisation spurred on by your post. You'd have been gurning your face off and trying to be a rock star at that point, I guess.
The standard comedic poses are grim. The photographer was like "pose like this" and i'm like "fuck he knows what he's doing i'll do as he says" The promo shoot I did the other month threw up some particular horrific shots. I ended up buying a couple of bottles of wine, got leathered and then re-shot some. At least they looked non generic.
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The beard is too good for me.
You look like one of the losers on the shit Papa Roach music video.
How many now-dead girls have come round to that view?
None.
You like this guy Seamless who does music production tutorials on YT
Far more talented than you'll ever be, and he's even got a better beard too
That guy's beird is fucking atrocious. Mahow you've got him donned on that front.
Edit: has he fucking straightened it?
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It was a while back now he first caved and posted one.
That beard is a scraggy mess.
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