Dogs are shit.
Dogs are shit.
Let it be known Lewis has a framed picture of his dog.
It's a proper dog though.
My mate has a rescue staffy and an autistic daughter he sees three nights a week, and said the dog was just immediately on board the first time he met the kid. No trying to protect his territory, no growling or whatever, just had a bit of a sniff then started standing guard outside the child's bedroom from then on. Some dogs have the right temperament, some don't, and while trying to pull the dog's ears off the way a child will seems preparatory it won't give you much of an idea how she'll react to a kid, because her owner flicking her nose then offering up a biscuit is a bit different from some interloper trying to pull her fur out and screaming the place down. Still, a good idea either way, it can't hurt to at least get the dog used to being pestered.Originally Posted by leedsrevolution
That looks like the dog's just choked you out and is about to get up, chin in the air, and cut a promo on what a whopper you are.picture
Staffy's are known as being brilliant with kids - my brother in law has got one and he's brilliant all round.
Here's a dog that we look after every now and then.
Staffys are also the number one offender when it comes to snapping and chewing a childs face off.
Myth
I'm so tempted to go on a hunt for every staffy attack on a child I can find.
I'll wait until I'm at work, obviously.
Is it bollocks.
From the UK Kennel Club
As for the Daily Mail links you're currently pasting into you reply box Magic, look at the photographs of the owners. A lot of the stigma about Staffy's is because of the type of people that typically own them.Three examples of breeds that can be particularly suited to families with children, because of their loyal and affectionate nature, are the Labrador, Boxer and Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
I'm sure a huge part of the problem is their popularity with scumbags, but it's also down to them locking on when they bite and being composed of 99.9999% muscle. Any dog can bite, but most let go and can be pulled off. Good luck getting a Staff thats lost it's shit off a 3 year olds throat.
I don't work on a Sunday thanks.
Unfortunately in Australia staffies are fuckhead magnets.
The jaw locking thing is a myth, but you're right in that when they get hold of something, it's tough to get them to let go.
Boxers
I'm not sure you should be quoting the kennel club given they advocate more abuse of dogs than pretty much anyone else.
How on earth do you upload photos from your phone on this?
No one tell him. Please.
Wag one.
All the realests have me on Facebook/Snapchat anyway eh
Can you translate realests into English for us?
"used to describe an indiviual who lives the fact that cool is not following other people, it's just doing you. Someone who puts themself out there exactly as they are, not fronting to be more or less"
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We all have regrets in life.
* to make people think he's cool.net
I was out my face in Prague and folk told me to get it. It was always ending one way.
Dogs are pretty ace. We're looking after a mates dog for a few days again at the moment and I think we'll end up getting our own dog this summer.
Do people leave their dogs by themselves whilst they go off to work? I would love a dog, but that and picking up shit puts me off.
Most people I know do, but the dog we're looking after at the moment goes to work with the owner on most days. Picking up shit is, well, shit.
Our dogs have always stayed outside. When I get my own place (whenever the fuck that might eventually be), I'll get a dog for inside. Probably a small one though. I really like labradors and would love one of them but the amount of hair that comes off them would mean cleaning all the time.
My dogs in Jersey have always gone to my nan's whilst people are at work/school. Its a pretty good arrangement.
Poodles don't shed at all, apparently because they have actual hair rather than fur. The one my boss has is pretty cool.
Yeah, I've read that. That's why people keep crossing them with other dogs to make Labradoodles and all that nonsense. Actual poodles look stupid.
He also has a labrador cross that sheds like fuck so you take your chances on that front I think. The poodle itself only looks silly when you cut its hair into a silly shape, which would be the same for any dog.
I'm a twit
Planning to get a dog next year when we move. Would probably get a dog walker for the middle of the day walk.
Is a dog walker a thing or a person? If it's the latter, would you just hand them keys to your house?
Yeah, keys to the house or back garden. Most of them you're insured up to the eyeballs with.
Get cameras up all over the shop.
No thanks I'm normal.
Most people aren't, that's why you need them up.
Lewis being built is still such a confusing fact to me.
My eye is getting loads better. Coconut oil for the win apparently.
Oh and I think it's a dog allergy. Not sure if I mentioned that before and don't fancy trawling back through my drunken ramblings.
It's really quite amusing now if you are allergic to it.
Yeah I'm going to have to shoot it in the head, or stop giving it cuddles. God dam my life is hell. But yeh pretty sure I'm allergic to it, still wouldn't give her away, I'll just suffer.
It's weird and unsettling. I miss fat Lewis.
Get some allergy tablets.
I already have to take them daily for another allergy.
Have we not got a dog thread?
The fuck is Lofty when you need him. A whole page of scrolling and not a single lol to be had. Even at the expense of MJ.
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