I bet he looks at Michael Jackson's white kids with genuine glee.
I bet he looks at Michael Jackson's white kids with genuine glee.
We have good and bad ones:Originally Posted by Magic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_...nd_Black_Turks
So I know I'm gona get taken the piss out of here, but look at my fucking eyes. How do I sort that? I look like a smack rat.
It's tough to tell what the issue is. Normal potatoes don't tend to have eyes.
Stop letting your missus knock you around.
I'm having issues around the eyes, proper dark and red blotches.
You're done.
Harrowing.
What's with the sad face? Post a smiley one for me.
I wouldn't usually care but it's starting to piss me off. No amount of multi vits can sort this out I dont reckon.
Looks like either:
A) not enough sleep
B) too much rubbing of the eyes
C) aids
Deffo don't have aid so that's +1
But do you rub your eyes a lot? I'm sure i read that thins the delicate skin around your eye socket. Or maybe I dreamt it.
I do that yeah I don't sleep great either. Got some coconut oil, that might help. God I'm so manly.
I look like I've been given the old Irish sunglasses too, but when summer comes I'll look like a living person for a few months again. My mum asked to get a photo of me and my sister to put up at her house so we went to get our picture taken and now after looking at roughly a 100 pictures of my face I kind of hope I hadn't waken up at 5 am that day
Are you still drinking loads? That can't help.
Nope, that's probably the most infuriating thing. Only had 1 night drinking in January then just once a week since. None of this shit happened when I was fucked all the time.
Go see a doctor.
You need more shut eye.
You've posted that before. Infact multiple times. We get it MJ, I'm ugly. Still, my game is good and you fucking know it is son so pipe down or I will post a picture of your Llama. I mean wife.
We should have put some of the money aside as a prize for the 50th use of that comparison. Poor Magic could use a win.
Good page.
I love leedsrevolution's sincerity.
I'm a twit
It's quite ironic, I had to google the meaning of the word sincerity.
Good page.
I love leedsrevolution's sincerity.
Edit: But thanks.
Fuck off I'm not from London.
You should have googled 'ironic' while you were there.
Maybe I misunderstood. Whilst I was at it, I googled "funny" and "witty" and found nothing that would describe any of your posts.
That you had to google those things is no surprise.
Yep, still nothing.
He's done you there Jonny. Bit embarrassing for you.
...and you tried to carry on the banter. Aaaaaah that's awkward.
Babies get eyes like that because they rub their eyes alot. A bit of hydrocortisone sorts it out.
Old but gold.
What do doctors have to do with London?
Northerner's think we get everything and they get nothing.
Nah it's not that. I just won't go to the doctors cos I have a boo boo on my eye. I imagine a soft southerner would. That was my reasoning at the time but I was drunk and I never make a right lot of sense when drinking.
Christ, that's thick.
So you are still on the sauce everyday then?
He only drinks once a week and every time he posts on here.
Every Friday and Saturday.
Without thick people there would never be smart people. You should be thankful.
The way it should be.
Sunday Sesh's are top, top though.
In solidarity with lR here's my stupid face, ft. My Mates.
The lads
Da macho man
He isn't Chinese.
I'm so bored.
You look like the type to open a vegan cafe.
Iron & Wine's regen
I'd cum all over that complexion.
You look like the sort of people who speak loudly in pubs hoping that people on the next table think you're funny.
Pink shirt looks like your younger (and cooler) brother.
Distressingly close to the reality about 5 years ago. I hate those cunts especially cus it makes me cringe at teenage me flashbacks.
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