Cockney twats.
Cockney twats.
Fuck's sake.
'Mon you cockney wankers.
Edit: £30 on Leicester.
Yeah, so I put twenty grand on that and now I'm going to build you all a house each.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
I was just coming in here to quote that after I saw the score. Ridiculous.
I had a West Ham/Leicester double, an accumulator of West Ham, Leicester, Middlesbrough, Notts Forest and Wolves on. Also laid Chelsea and City.
What a load of shit. Only thing that made me any money was the lay of Chelsea. Think it was a fiver I won.
Oh, also had £2 on over 1.5 in the Championship and a quid on over 2.5 in League One.
Falkirk @4 vs Hibernian
2nd vs 3rd in the scotish division one. My type of numbers.
Edit; ended 1-1
Porto losing 1-0 at half tine.
£10 on porto @3
Edit: LOST. It finished 1-0
Athletic Club vs Barcelona @2
Barca beat them 6-0 last weekend with suarez getting a hat-trick. He is banned for this game. It is a cup game and im guessing barca will field a weakened side but its worth keeping an eye on.
Edit: Barca team announced. Im going for it. £50 @2.1
1.Ter Stegen
3.Piqué
4.Rakitic
5.Sergio
6.Alves
7.Arda
8.Iniesta
11.Neymar Jr
14.Mascherano
17.Munir
20.S. Roberto
Edit: 2-0 to barca at HT. terrible defending from athletic for both goals.
Result ended 2-1 to barca. Pretty comfortable for them in the end.
£1 on:
Leicester City/BTTS-Yes
Sunderland/BTTS-Yes
Newcastle/BTTS-Yes
Arsenal/BTTS-Yes
Brentford/BTTS-Yes
£2.50 on:
Over 1.5 in Norwch/Liverpool
Over 1.5 in Everton/Swansea
Over 1.5 in Brighton/Huddersfield
Over 1.5 in Fulham/Hull
Over 1.5 in Walsall/Blackpool
Over 1.5 in Portsmouth/Oxford
Over 2.5 in WBA/Villa
BTTS - Yes in Leicester/Stoke
BTTS - Yes in Sunderland/Bournemouth
BTTS - Yes in Watford/Newcastle
BTTS - Yes in West Ham/Man City
These are all happening this weekend.
German football is back this weekend with bayern in action tonight. They play hamburg away with johan djourou in defence.
£20 (-2) Bayern Munich @2.45
Edit: Lost above but in-play i went with bayern to win and bbts when bayern were 1-0 at 2.2 which saved me.
Under 2.5 in all tonight's Ligue 2 fixtures. (15/1 lol)
The draw and the 1-1 scoreline in our game both look good odds (pointed out here http://wearebrighton.com/blog/2016/0...sfield-town-4/).
Spurs, Newcastle & West Brom. 16/1. Big ting.
Hearts at evens on Sunday is mammoth
I dont think ive ever won anything on accumulatora with six or more matches. I think im going to stick with four or less from this point forward.
Have had a horrible week of betting.
Burton Albion & Walsall have decent odds playing against lesser teams at home.
Burton Albion
Walsall
Barcelona
PSG
50@ 4,72
WBA
Middlesbrough
Wigan
20 @ 5,86
Barcelona
PSG
Celtic
190 @ 2,09
Fuck it 10 left on the betting account.
I opted for Spurs, WBA and Newcastle DNB at 11/1.
Duke Des Champs - 16:10 Ascot @ 1.90
Before I went to bed I put £5 on Norwich @ 4.33
£5 on Spurs/Leicester/United/Newcastle/West Brom.
Edit: I really wish Norwich had held on until I had finished pissing so I could cash out or I had decided to cash out first and then piss at 3-1
Bite me, my shitty bladder and this cursed thread
Well atleast my treble won. Fucking shit day otherwise.
Start today with a double.
20 on Everton & PSV at 2.00
This Hearts price.
Won, great weekend won 6 in a row on horse.
Madrid hcp later - depending on team as been a price drift today
£10 hazard to score anytime @4
£10 ozil to score anytime @3.5
Bullshit red card in the first half and then about five sitters missed in the second. Nice.This Hearts price.
I have £15 on Arsenal @ 2.25.
So I'd suggest that you all back Chelsea or the draw.
In play with 20 minutes left. Currently 0-0
Athleitco to win as sevilla are down to 10 men. £50 @1.7
Those sound crap odds, Sincere. Good luck though.
Given how low there were, i thought it would be guaranteed. Finished 0-0.
Lost.
Manchester City vs Everton
Juventus vs Inter
Barcelona vs Athletic Club
Atletico Madrid vs Celta Vigo
All home teams with a -1 handicap £10 @27
Edit: LOST
Athletcio cost me, they got desoryed at home to celta figo 3-2. I was thinking of going with PSG as athletico cost me on the weekend but i thought they couldnt do it twice in a row. They did.
£2 on:
BTTS - Yes in Oxford vs Blackburn
BTTS - Yes in Portsmouth vs Bournemouth
BTTS - Yes in Rochdale vs Burton Albion
Over 1.5 Goals in Leyton Orient vs Cambridge
Over 1.5 Goals in Liverpool vs West Ham
Over 1.5 Goals for Hull (vs Bury)
Arsenal to score in both halves (vs Burnley)
Sheffield Wednesday to win (vs Shrewsbury)
Birmingham to win (vs Bristol City)
I stuck a £5 on United to win 2-0 and another £5 on Draw/United at 4.75.
£10 on Arsenal/Man City/West Brom
£2 on Leeds/Watford/Stoke/Bournemouth and £2 on the trebles.
£3.75 on AGS accy of Giroud/Deeney/Joselu/Ihenacho/Berahino/King.
Fuck off West Brom.
0-3, Haven't played, a 3-2 defeat and a 0-0 draw in the other four.
The trebles returned £28.19 so I've gone for:
£13.19 on West Ham @ 3.6 (fuck me what a price)
£5 on West Ham/West Ham @ 5.5
£5 on Valencia AGS @ 3.4
£5 on Payet AGS @ 4.
MK Dons v Chelsea - DRAW @5.2
Chelsea have been incosistent all season. They beat arsenal and they really should beat MKD, but ill stick £5 on the draw.
Raith Rovers @10 vs Rangers
Greenock Morton @8 vs Hibernian
Montpellier vs Marseille @3
£5 on each
Eight-fold:
Arsenal v Southampton
Arsenal -Match Odds 1.8
Doncaster v Walsall
Walsall -Match Odds 2.5
Ipswich v Reading
Ipswich -Match Odds 2.3
Norwich v Tottenham
Tottenham -Match Odds 1.85
Port Vale v Swindon
Port Vale -Match Odds 2.3
Sheff Wed v Burnley
Sheff Wed -Match Odds 2.45
West Ham v Aston Villa
West Ham -Match Odds 1.95
Wolves v Bolton
Wolves -Match Odds 1.7
£2.76 on it. Potential return - £984.44.
Now I've posted it, it's probably jinxed. It would definitely have won before that.
£5 on Leicester/Man City/Spurs
£5 on West Ham/Stoke/Wolves
£5 on 0-0 in the United match at half time.
I'll also do an AGS when team news is in.
I'm tempted by a single on Stoke.
AGS accy is on Payet/Vardy/Kane/Aguero.
United aren't starting Schneirderlin so we're pretty much guaranteed to lose.
Saints, West Ham, Bournemouth and United.
£8 down for £300.
United being 2-0 up at half time.
My jinxing skills are off the fucking charts.
If Payet scores I riot.
I bet on Stoke, so my jinxing skills are in the mix too.
6/8 currently winning.
Arsenal and Sheffield Wednesday are drawing. Winners from them please.
:suretojinxit:
Reading just equalised against Ipswich. Fuck off.
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