Went to the resort casino to play blackjack and I'm SEETHING.
Idiots not knowing how to accurately play the game. Dealer is showing a 5, one player has 16, hits gets a 10. Dealer has 15 has to hit and gets a 4.
Bagsy not it.
I would volunteer if I could access betting/racing sites in work, but I cannot.
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I’m in two minds over Fakir and Klassical Dream now for tomorrow. Fuckkkk.
Went to the casino to play the automatic roulette table. After a while I nailed the pattern and came away with just over $200 profit.
There was a pattern.
I had 10 small wins in a row and then a big one.
I kept betting $10 on Black, $10 on odd, $10 on 1-18 and at times $5 on 13 (when 13 came up I had the big win) and for some reason it was almost always a combination of those.
For some reason this auto table kept rolling blacks (when I arrived the split was something like 49ish% red, 47ish% black and then the rest on green. By the time I left the black percentage had swung to 54ish%. 1-18 was also at about 59ish% (at one point it as in the low 60's).
I went back about 10 minutes later and put another $10 in and had gotten up to $150 when the pattern changed (it was rolling high red numbers) and I was too slow to catch on and didn't cash out.
There are patterns/streaks on these auto spin tables which you don't get on a regular table.
There are six 9s in a row about 700 digits into pi.
No idea what that means. I’ll go with fuck Mahow.
Stuck £25 free bet on Grand Sancy at 14s. Getting the missus to pick out of Klassical Dream and Fakir for SkyBet. Booked rest of the week off work. This is better than Christmas.
Yep, plenty of times.
Christ Mahow.
You're not going to beat Roulette, and people thinking they can is the reason casinos exist.
I didn't say I could beat it or think that I can.
I just managed to see the pattern at the time it was happening. After a while the pattern changed/stopped and I walked away.
It wasn't a pattern, it was a random series of spins.
Lets get on a new page. This ones blocked in work.
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2 weeks since that website Dino recommended and I won a 30/1 accumulator. Reminds me a lot of a website called statto that disappeared.
Preston away win at Blackburn and Cheltenham beating Notts county should've helped this weekend too but for West Brom and Arbroath shitting the bed on a 60/1 7 fold.
Anyone remember Graham from dontwork.co.uk?
Free money Graham?
Fakir/Grand Sancy EW
Kalashnikov
Calipto EW
Apples Jade
Jester Jet EW (BDD should romp it)
Ben Dundee EW
Ok Corral/Atlanta Ablaze EW
Let’s goooooooo
Opted for Fakir @ 6/1. Free punt at £120.
The weight allowance and the rain has convinced me he’ll romp up that hill.
1:30 Cheltenham - Supreme Novices Hurdle
3 Points Win Angels Breath at 11/2 with Betvictor, Skybet +more (min price 11/2)
1 Point Each Way Itchy Feet at 33/1 with Bet 365, Paddy Power +more (min price 28/1)
2:10 Cheltenham - Arkle Chase
3 Points Win Duc Des Genievres at 13/2 with Paddy Power, William Hill, Betvictor +more (min price 13/2)
2:50 Cheltenham - Ultima Handicap Chase
2 Points Each Way Minella Rocco at 10/1 with Skybet, Betway, Betvictor +more (min price 9/1)
3:30 Cheltenham - Champion Hurdle
1 Point Each Way Sharjah at 20/1 with Coral, Betvictor +more (min price 16/1)
1 Point Each Way Melon at 18/1 with Ladbrokes, Betvictor +more (min price 18/1)
4:50 Cheltenham - Close Brothers Novice Handicap Chase
1 Point Each Way Lough Derg Spirit at 22/1 with Bet 365, Coral, Betvictor +more (min price 18/1)
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Today has been horrific
I lost on the first race of the day, got my £20 back.
I won on the 16:10, only had £2 on it, skybet boosted the odds or something so it was 10/1
Ben Dundee EW has saved my bacon somewhat. OK Corral in the last will see a tiny wee profit somehow. Got a small amount on Atlanta Ablaze ew too.
Mon ok corral
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Atlanta Ablaze was right in contention there before the fall. Dreadful stuff today.
I’ve been told tomorrow’s off @Waffdon
#ITK
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I assumed it would be if the weather here is anything to go by.
I'll hold from making my bets then
It’s on
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Brewin'upastorm.
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I’ve spunked my money on Gordon Elliot having a stormer.
1.30 - Bottleoverdoyen
2.10 - Delta Work
2.50 - Brio Conti to win, Eric Le Rouge and William Henry both EW
3.30 - Altior
4.10 - Tiger Roll to win and Amazing Comedy EW
4.50 - Coco Beach to win and Oi the Clubb Oi EW
5.30 - Envoi Allen
William Henry winning @ 33s will do nicely.
Well played
How does placepot work? I’ve had a winner and a place in each race so far.
Today was much better. Tiger Roll is in a class of his own - genuinely could challenge for Gold Cup and delighted the king came through again.
Yer Tiger Roll's got the Grand National sewn up again.
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1.30 - Vindication, Lostintranslation
2.10 - First Assignment
2.50 - Frodon and Aso EW
3.30 - Paisley Park and West Approach EW (might nibble on Black Op too)
4.10 - Siruh Du Lac (Lizzie Kelly on board scares me tho). Didero Vallis EW
4.50 - Posh Trish and Queenofhearts EW
5.30 - No comment and Touch Kick EW
I think Paisley Park and Posh Trish piss it and hopeful of Frodon doing bits again. Last race is a shambles.
Defi Du Seuil, Frodon & Paisely Park @ 80/1.
I hope you win big today, @Waffdon
Going off recent form, avoid these horses at all costs.
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Rennes TQ is a big ole price today.
That's an actual sport bet btw.
You bet on 15 year old Jap footballers mate
LETS FKN GOOOOK. Aso in second as well.
Praying for Paisley Park.