If Mister Malarkey wins I’ll buy you an NFT.
If Mister Malarkey wins I’ll buy you an NFT.
I'm a twit
Cabaret Queen
Discorama
Burrows Saint
The Long Mile
Tout Est Permis
£10 on each E/W
The wife has:
Chris's Dream
OK Corral
Ami des bois
Mr Malarkey
Post your horses you nonces.
Cabaret Queen for me. My lifetime record is 1 place and 2 horses dead so fingers crossed we can at least bang in the equaliser today.
Oof. The kiss of death.
de Bromhead horses are on the juice.
Had 2.50 each way on both Any Second Now and Farclas. I think both placed?
Betfair not settled yet so not sure how much that gets me.
Rahm and Finau placing is a small victory for the COMPUTER
It is indeed, though that Finau T10 is an embarrassing way to do it. Record for the year now stands at 230pts wagered 431.04pts returned (RoI +87.41%). I also won on Stewart Cink's top 20 and a couple of other side bets though they aren't in the calculation.
Im over Matsuyama match bet possibly the worst tip I have ever put up, deki beat him by 23 shots and took the jacket.
Two tournaments next week which will have somewhat shorter previews.
Just about scraped profit largely thanks to Cink.
Would have been a nice amount had Macintyre not bogeyed 17th and thus tied with Harman as the top lefty.
Only took the main bets so ended up return £42 on bet £38.
RBC Heritage
Back in its traditional slot just after the Masters, this nudge around Harbour Town in South Carolina is not too far up the road from Augusta but demands a different skillset, with long hitters largely neutralised, and accurate wedge play rewarded. As with a lot of PGA Tour events at the moment, the field seems to be a revolving door, with Bryson pulling out today and I cannot imagine that Dustin Johnson won't at least consider doing the same.
Fitzpatrick 28/1
Na 45/1
Kirk 60/1
Streelman 66/1
Reavie 150/1
Austrian Open
Not much to say about this one except that it's the first event of 2021 to take place in Europe. Field is similar to the recent Kenyan events, but with the Africans replaced by a selection of lowly mountain goatherds. I'm on two of the homeboys at opposite ends of the market.
Schwab 18/1
Crocker 33/1
Catlin 50/1
Chesters 100/1
Heisele 125/1
Nemecz 250/1
All e/w
Unless I’m missing something or it’s the biggest fix in history, Ben Askren to beat Jake Paul in a boxing match at 6/4 is free money
Nah. I reckon if he give me one free punch even I could make Askren’s legs wobble.
I'm a twit
Based off of what? One flukey knee to his face?
He’s been knocked out once in his life in MMA. I don’t they a Youtuber will be able to do the same in 10oz gloves or whatever they’re using
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Investing in France to win Eurovision, this really is a test of an Englishman's nerve.
Sorry for the hasty delete. The endorsement remains.
It's a very accomplished entry in what looks a far from vintage year, and far easier to get right on the night than co-favourites Malta and Switzerland.
Isn't this Eurovision 2020?
What's the value selection @-james-? I see San Marino are turning out Flo Rida.
The San Marino song is a bit of a banger but I can't see it contending, even if Flo Rida is physically there (which I rather doubt).
France and Bulgaria are the safest bets at the moment. Romania, Moldova, Belgium are worth small greens if you want to get involved now but I don't want to advise any of them properly before rehearsals.
I'll do a Jimmy style preview in a few weeks.
It's a pretty good song, is the frog language factor something it has to overcome? Couldn't see that charting outside francophone territories (though I know nothing so it's probably number 1 everywhere).
To an extent, but it's that much better than most of the other entries that it shouldn't be a factor. There's precedent for foreign language ballad types winning (Serbia 2007, Portugal 2017) and it's the type of thing that gets lapped up by juries. I think it's pretty immediate and everyone knows what "Voila" means.
Switzerland, currently hovering around the same odds as France, is also performed in French. That has a pretty high ceiling but its chances will depend entirely on presentation. Wouldn't be surprised to see it drift to 20s post-rehearsals.
Sad that The Computer didn’t catch this:
125/1
I'm a twit
Computer works on more solid stuff than that hocus pocus.
He’s definitely thrown that.
Absolutely. Wouldn’t be surprised if Jake Paul gave him his paycheque just for the publicity. One step closer to Conor.
I'm a twit
Come on Catlin (Austrian Open). Schwab probably too far out.
Fitzpatrick, Steelman in with a chance of placing.
Schwab forgot how to play in round 2 which hurt him a lot.
He could potentially win but he'd need a lot of help from those above him you feel.
Edit: Although Kieffer and Catlin are playing far too good right now.
Schwab should be fine for a dead heat place at the least though.
Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 18-04-2021 at 12:05 PM.
Mon Catlin.
MASSIVE putt on the 14th to take him to -13.
Edit: Kieffer will not fuck off though.
Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 18-04-2021 at 02:16 PM.
Schwab has fucked it.
Betfair is only 7 places so unless Canizares bogeys and finishes on -7 I'm getting no dead heat placing from him.
Edit: Catlin could win but he's missed a relatively easy putt (especially with how he's putted today) for birdie which would have near enough guaranteed a playoff at worse.
Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 18-04-2021 at 03:28 PM.
This playoff is nervy as fuck.
Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 18-04-2021 at 04:14 PM.
Kieffer's put it into the water
Catlin has a chance.
He's in the water again
Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 18-04-2021 at 04:35 PM.
Twice!
Thrice!
Well done Jimbo yet again.
Cor, loving that result. Pity Schwab only got 1/5 of a place (at my bookie anyhow).
Might get a sliver from Hilton Head, we'll see.
Excellent as always Jim, cheers.
Fiver on Neil Robertson at 5.8 for the World Championship. There's power in that hair.
I love that Mahow has become a hardcore golf viewer.
Jimmy and The Computer single-handedly doing more for fan engagement than all the mooks at the European Tour with that as part of their job description combined.
Time to pack in the day job, Jimmy.
Two places in America thanks to Fitzpatrick and Kirk.
Jimmy and The Computer donning it again.
Tbh I'm still a bit mystified as to whether it works and if it does, why others aren't doing it.
This week one of the well known tipsters had 4 selections the same as me for Austria, which was , but for Heritage we completely diverged, as we usually do, so I think it was just coincidence.
£136 back from about £20. You're the new BTC.