Those dates are bs anyway.
Those dates are bs anyway.
Realised that I'd been eating bullshit every day since my momz left to go on holiday (supermarket pizza and frozen chicken burger type rubbish) and I felt a bit grotty today so I've panic-bought about 30 of my 5 a day. Gonna make my classic loads of veg pasta sauce, and momentarily feel slightly better about myself.
Is your mother in a long term lesbian relationship? This makes so much sense to me right now.
I'd have eaten the mince, there will be nothing wrong with it.
Beef vindaloo tomorrow
@Pepe, thoughts on chayote? A supermarket near me has started selling them, wondering if I should buy some and, if I do, what I should do with it
They're ok, nothing special. A bit on the soft side. Like some sort of soft potato. You can make a creamy soup out of it, that is good stuff, or some stuffed chayotes. You could also cook them and add some cream on top and serve as a side. I don't know, they're not all that great.
You've sold it to me.
Fuck engineering mate, get into sales.
If you want to try some proper quality Mexican stuff, try tunas and/or nopales.
I initially read it as coyote, making Pepe's post a bit confusing.
Weirder than a supermarket near Mahow starting to sell coyotes?
Lol Pepe isn't even Mexican. His family moved to the states in the days of Unforgiven.
They were big Kurt Angle fans so I don't blame them.
Who?
My father never moved to the US. My mother moved when I was seventeen or so. I moved when I was twenty one. If that's not enough I also have a shit mustache that won't grow in the middle.
You're a member of Club Lewis and don't know who Kur Tangle is? Shambles.
I'm not dead! \o/
Though Mary Berry chocolate brownie might be about to change that! My diet, that is! Dead! Dead in the water. Yep.
So they've started doing artisanal English pies around the corner. I picked one up today and then saw the back of the box.
Who the fuck goes, "Ya know what I want as a side for my Steak and Ale pie, a salad."
Better than putting it in a bap.
It's not actually. I want a pie in a bap.
Even with the salad and whatever 'local twist' foreign muck they have packed it with, you can't ever imagine pies falling to the nonces in the way that burgers (and to a lesser extent pizzas) have.
Bake Off made me want to try a Victoria Sponge for the first time, used Mary Berry's own recipe,absolute doddle-
If anyone's a fan of coffee cake then this recipe is great too- http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/8421/coffee-cake
I added blended walnuts to the sponge for something extra, it's very, very sweet if that's your thing-
Coffee cake We're having it as one of the wedding cake layers.
I thought you weren't getting married?
She's chucked you but you can't get a refund so you're just eating everything aren't you.
Coffee cake is probably the only shit cake. It's a disgrace.
Red velvet cake is wank.
It's just chocolate cake with a fuck load of food colouring in.
Coffee cake seems to be a love/hate thing. The people who hate it are truly awful individuals though.
I imagine it's rank.
I've never tried it but I hate coffee.
I've never had it, but combining as it does two fine things in coffee and cake, what could possibly go wrong?
You can't go around having food threads named after you if you don't like coffee, for goodness sake.
People who don't like coffee are just weirdos. Women fine but blokes?
I like coffee and while I don't hate coffee cake, it'd be one of my last picks if I was offered cake.
+1 for red velvet cake being shit.
Victoria sponge/sandwich though, now you're talking.
I would have always thought that tea stong enough to walk on was the more manly thing.
Than a black coffee? Fuck off. I'm not on about some chai latte with lo fat milk that even the poofiest of poofs would think is camp.
A chai latte is tea, for fucks sake.