Mahow's all new, all new, all new food thread

[Giggles]

I'm not offended by it and nobody else is you weirdo, everyone is just playfully taking the piss because it is CLASSIC giggles. I've been posting on this forum for about 5 minutes compared to everyone else, and even I would immediately guess you if someone showed me a post on here about liking pancakes plain with your name and avatar redacted.

The CLASSIC giggles is where you're a complete twat though. People don't have to like or dislike something because of a persona or because people feel they should, it should just be down to what they like.
If I never bothered trying them with anything because I thought it was pretentious or force fed myself them plain even though I think they're nicer coated, then you could CLASSIC away to your little hearts content. You're trying too hard in this case and just blowing your wad a little easy.

[Toby]

If I never bothered trying them with anything because I thought it was pretentious or force fed myself them plain even though I think they're nicer coated, then you could CLASSIC away to your little hearts content.

Ha! He admits it, he actually likes things!

[Giggles]

Ha! He admits it, he actually likes things!

don't tell anyone.

[igor_balis]

The CLASSIC giggles is where you're a complete twat though. People don't have to like or dislike something because of a persona or because people feel they should, it should just be down to what they like.
If I never bothered trying them with anything because I thought it was pretentious or force fed myself them plain even though I think they're nicer coated, then you could CLASSIC away to your little hearts content. You're trying too hard in this case and just blowing your wad a little easy.

Sorry.

I didn't mean it to come across as cunty as it did, I'm not very good at this banter shit. I'll go back to posting stupid youtube videos. x

[randomlegend]

Stand your ground son. Liking his pancakes plain is absolutely CLASSIC Giggles, and I don't know why he's so bum-devestated about it.

[John]

That's a stupid statement just following the company line. I love the taste of them plain and find anything on them ruins them, what's depressing about that?

We have a company line on pancake toppings now? When did that happen? I'll update the handbook.

The CLASSIC giggles is where you're a complete twat though. People don't have to like or dislike something because of a persona or because people feel they should, it should just be down to what they like.
If I never bothered trying them with anything because I thought it was pretentious or force fed myself them plain even though I think they're nicer coated, then you could CLASSIC away to your little hearts content. You're trying too hard in this case and just blowing your wad a little easy.

It absolutely fits your persona to have pancakes plain, though. Whether you're doing it deliberately is irrelevant.

Going bonkers over a tiny poke is also CLASSIC Giggles, come to think of it. You're on a roll here.

[Giggles]

We have a company line on pancake toppings now? When did that happen? I'll update the handbook.



It absolutely fits your persona to have pancakes plain, though. Whether you're doing it deliberately is irrelevant.

Going bonkers over a tiny poke is also CLASSIC Giggles, come to think of it. You're on a roll here.

Ah the big guns wade in

Well done on taking the time to quote and not even getting what was said. And, bonkers? Jesus Christ be a bit more melodramatic there you fiery little tart.

[Disco]

Does he eat these without incident or do they go everywhere?

[Boydy]

I bet it's Scotch pancakes (the thick ones made with self-raising flour) he's on about and you're all going to look like dicks.

And if it is, he's also right.

[niko_cee]

Had a ham and cheese pancake for lunch. It was quality.

Will probably hold off doing all three meals in pancake form.

[Giggles]

I bet it's Scotch pancakes (the thick ones made with self-raising flour) he's on about and you're all going to look like dicks.

And if it is, he's also right.

Well I call them Northy pancakes but I expect they're the same. That said, I also like the thin ones with nothing as I like the taste but it's the self raising ones I'm making. Just made the mix.
Why let being right or having a preference get in the way of the forum narrative though?

[Giggles]

Had a ham and cheese pancake for lunch. It was quality.

Will probably hold off doing all three meals in pancake form.

The Mrs had said about cheese in one and it's something I've never tried. I make a batch again some day to try that as it sounds interesting.

[randomlegend]

I bet it's Scotch pancakes (the thick ones made with self-raising flour) he's on about and you're all going to look like dicks.

And if it is, he's also right.

Boydy being the other person who likes plain pancakes. Who'd have thought.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm having some with mushrooms garlic and cheese which are rolled up, bread-crumbed and fried again.

They're a Polish staple.

[Boydy]

Boydy being the other person who likes plain pancakes. Who'd have thought.

Scotch pancakes, yeah. Well, with a bit of butter on.

Crepes need a filling.

[Boydy]

I'm having some with mushrooms garlic and cheese which are rolled up, bread-crumbed and fried again.

There a Polish staple.

That sounds fucking terrible for you. But also delicious.

[randomlegend]

That Mahow post has given me a semi. Fuuuarrrk.

[Spammer]

Gravy or golden syrup for me.

Pancakes are basically the same thing as Yorkshire puddings so gravy is perfectly appropriate, before any cunt starts piping up about it.

[Boydy]

Gravy?! On pancakes?

You really are a pervert.

EDIT: I was so outraged I didn't even read the rest of the post.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wait, what?

Like proper gravy?

[Spammer]

Pancakes are basically the same thing as Yorkshire puddings so gravy is perfectly appropriate, before any cunt starts piping up about it.

[John]

You're doing either pancakes or Yorkshire puddings wrong if they're basically the same thing.

[Spammer]

It's the same mixture.

[randomlegend]

Well they do have the same ingredients in pretty much the same proportions and so aren't particularly different in terms of taste. I guess it logically should kind of make sense.

In reality it doesn't though, and you should be ashamed of yourself for doing it.

[Spammer]

You're all a bunch of fucking cunts.

Try it. Go on.

[Reg]

Hammer's right. My friend told me this at school and my mind was blown.

Pancakes only seem really different because we put sugar and lemon and whatnot on them.

[Boydy]

Someone give me a good (and preferably easy) recipe for a tasty soup in the slow cooker.

I was looking at some that looked pretty nice but they were all like 'fry this and that first'. Fuck that. I want to just dump it all in and leave it.

[Giggles]

CLASSIC Hammer, gravy on everything.

[Disco]

Hammer's right. My friend told me this at school and my mind was blown.

Pancakes only seem really different because we put sugar and lemon and whatnot on them.

Kind of, you cook them in a very different way and end up with different textures and consistency.

[Reg]

To be fair, the gravy would even the textures out.

[Spammer]

I also like my women covered in gravy.

[Spammer]

Fucking housemate has acted like I've shit on the floor when I told her why I was turning the kettle on. Daft mare.

[John]

Those two posts go beautifully together.

[niko_cee]

They really do. Superb.

[mikem]

It is obviously not Fat Tuesday for the rest of the thread. What is the UK version?

Sadly I'm in the non-New Orleans (or the shit) part of the US today so it is just taking the afternoon off, King Cake, and teaching my daughters how to make gumbo today.

[Boydy]

Pancake day. Hence all the pancake talk.

The fuck is 'fat tuesday'?

[mikem]

Mardi Gras

[Giggles]

We tend not to have that here.

[mikem]

Do they do the pancakes on the continent too or is that just a UK thing?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Poland do 'Fat Thursday' (Tłusty Czwartek).

Doughnuts and over fried dough products are eaten.

[Spammer]

Those two posts go beautifully together.

Fucking hell

[Toby]

You lot are definitely doing pancakes wrong if you accept the idea they're just Yorkshire puddings cooked differently. Put some sugar in for fuck's sake.

[randomlegend]

Yeah, we're the ones doing it wrong not putting sugar in it

[phonics]

People do savoury crepes here. I tell them to get to fuck and pass the Nutella.

[Toby]

Yeah, we're the ones doing it wrong not putting sugar in it

I'm glad we agree.

[randomlegend]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pancake+recipe

[Toby]

Just because lots of you are wrong doesn't mean you're any less wrong.

[John]

Even allowing for the ingredients being exactly the same they're such obviously different things that saying so isn't a justification for putting gravy on a pancake. Use the same justification and serve up a pancake with your next roast dinner, see how that goes down with the family.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've never seen a pancake recipe use sugar.

[Toby]

Then I suggest you educate yourself.