Oh God
Oh God
Holy shit, that was fucking beautiful.
Lol @ me having a decent week then Mongala scoring an OG.
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Jesus this is a proper battering.
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"This is five-a-side stuff"
That should've been four.
Cheeky from Can.
I like Lucas but he really needs to calm it down with the silly yellows.
Fernandinho should've come on about 15 minutes ago.
I see Augero just woke up...
Aguero is fucking good, isn't he. No idea what his hairdresser has been at, though.
Extreme lols will be had if these bottling Scouse cunts throw this away.
I swear it's basically an advantage to play away this season.
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Counter attacking football is the in thing.
Holy shit what a fucking goal.
Ineista donned that.
Pack your bags Rafa.
Messi's coming on.
What fucking scenes.
With the exception of the last five minutes that's possibly the best half of football I've ever seen Liverpool play. Can't bottle it now though.
In before the bottle job.
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5-3 to City. Can see it.
We are going to regret these missed chances. For fucks sake.
Suarez. 4 up.
So who replaces 'Rafa'? It's surely between Fabio 'Mr. Capello' Capello or Guus Hiddink, since they're a) unemployed; b) can do whatever 'Rafa' was trying to do; c) don't have careers to ruin.
Zidane, apparently.
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Barcelona are properly taking the piss here. They should have about eight.
Nice of Mangala to try and help Benteke there.
For fucks sake Liverpool!
Edit. I mean, well done
That's a fucking great strike.
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...but that benteke miss was shit.
Ooof.
I hesitate to say in the current climate that Mangala has been a 'bombscare', but...
What a perfect day of football.
Lallana was excellent today.
Delph was good for City when he came on.
Jesus I think 4 was kind to City. I'd imagine Giggles has spontaneously combusted somewhere.
The Sky presenter reckons Klopp 'may well be the new Messiah'.
Has anyone informed the Pope?
Pretty good that match
Well that was fantastic. Apparently Rafa has failed again, too. What a day.
Liverpool.
By the way I think I've borked vBookie again only this time by setting three bets of which at any point two would be correct. Fuck's sake.