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    Tell us now, you tease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I know mate, get out to what though is my worry. There's loads of 'best thing I ever did!' and 'I can enjoy life again!' but those wonderful magazine articles don't take in to account that for every one of those there are a thousand people living in anxiety, fear, doubt.
    It seems like you're already ticking all three of those boxes as it is now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Tell us now, you tease.
    He has to wash her make-up off his fists.

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    Or relay the patio.

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    I'm staying away this weekend on a stag do.

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    As has been said, you have to start documenting her behaviour. And you sure as fuck need legal advice. If shit is going to go the way of the pear, then you need to be prepared and hope that she isn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS View Post
    Have you been documenting her behaviour properly? That might be worthwhile at this stage, if only in case the worst comes to the worst.
    "Do you have any documentary evidence of said behaviours?"

    "Well your honour, if you log on the the third half dot co dot uk, open the all new all shit relationship thread and look for posts by 'Magic', you'll find it's all there

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    Think I'd scarily agree with Mert that she's probably been nailing someone else.
    Test.

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    I think it's a slippery slope when you start having separate lives with your partner. Now and again it's okay but often would suggest you're living different lives and don't want to share time together.

    I'd get or advice and work out how you can still see your daughter. Find someone who has respect for you rather than treating you like a parent and she's a rebellious teenager.

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    What's the other info @Magic?!

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    Still nothing. What a fanny.

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    Put on Jeremy Kyle or something Ffs

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    Shut up you cunt I've been working all day, a concept utterly foreign to yourself so I will let you off.

    I found out her cunt mate tried to convince her to go out, and when I protested on the phone she apparently spent the next 2 hours ripping in to me, calling me a cunt, a loser, worthless, she should find someone else etc. My sister heard all this and when my dad picked them up cuntfriend had a meltdown and was screaming at my dad to let her out and calling my sister a cunt too.

    It's nice to know she has such a well informed opinion of me, despite me being only nice to her in person.

    Fuck them both. I've spent the day contemplating, she obviously wants a different life to the one she has, she's clearly ostracised me from her friends and rips me up to all and sundry. Anyway now I know that bitch's true feelings she will never, ever set foot in my house or my car or anything ever again.

    Anyway really not sure what to do lads...I'm occassionally upset at her ludicrious behavior and she says she's upset and MISERABLE all the time. If it's that bad why is she still here? She's playing me, I think. I've ignored her all day. Hopefully she does fuck off to her mum's.

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    Why is your wife's friend so against you?

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    To answer the 'CHEATING' claims, I'm not so sure. When would she ever cheat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Shut up you cunt I've been working all day, a concept utterly foreign to yourself so I will let you off.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Why is your wife's friend so against you?
    Exactly! Considering she's married to a convicted paedophile I'd say her opinion is void. One can imagine the half-truths she's being drip fed, no doubt every time we argue she's straight on a texting thing or whatever ripping in to me.

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    All the times she's out till stupid o'clock in the morning?

    P.S. I was also at work all day. Post when you're on the bog ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    To answer the 'CHEATING' claims, I'm not so sure. When would she ever cheat?
    Some time up to 4am most weekends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Why is your wife's friend so against you?
    She probably hears nothing but shit about him from his wife.

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    My step-mum went up today to see her and she says she still wants to be together (fucking lol) and she has offered to be a mediator in any talks.

    She went to see her mum as well, who for all her annoyingness is actually level headed and also is aggrieved at some of the shit her daughter pulls.

    Sense won't prevail though, think it's just a case of different paths tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    All the times she's out till stupid o'clock in the morning?

    P.S. I was also at work all day. Post when you're on the bog ffs.
    She's clearly thinking of him, she wouldn't dream of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    All the times she's out till stupid o'clock in the morning?

    P.S. I was also at work all day. Post when you're on the bog ffs.
    I can't see it, despite her behaviour being disrespectful and highly irritating there's nothing to suggest cheating? She'll come steamrolling in with chips and cheese. Maybe that's a ruse. So I guess the only thing is fucking in the disabled toilets or fingering on the dancefloor? It's possible I guess, you'd have to be a fool to rule anything out. #loltrust

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    And did you ever look into counselling yet? Fuck your stupid keeping up with the joneses house improvements and get on that if you both do actually still want to try to make it work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Some time up to 4am most weekends?
    Mmm really though? Think about it. But then who am I to second guess female logic.

    I'd be a prime suspect for cheating, always away in hotels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Why is your wife's friend so against you?
    Maybe it's Mahow playing the long game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    And did you ever look into counselling yet? Fuck your stupid keeping up with the joneses house improvements and get on that if you both do actually still want to try to make it work.
    No, it's down to cost and shame, mostly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I can't see it, despite her behaviour being disrespectful and highly irritating there's nothing to suggest cheating? She'll come steamrolling in with chips and cheese. Maybe that's a ruse. So I guess the only thing is fucking in the disabled toilets or fingering on the dancefloor? It's possible I guess, you'd have to be a fool to rule anything out. #loltrust
    Nothing to suggest it? Naked snaps from a kickboxer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Nothing to suggest it? Naked snaps from a kickboxer?
    We've been through that already.

    If it was an affair it would be easy for me to spot any suspicious activity. We know each other's whereabouts all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    No, it's down to cost and shame, mostly.
    tl;dr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    We've been through that already.

    If it was an affair it would be easy for me to spot any suspicious activity. We know each other's whereabouts all the time.
    You've already said you don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    You've already said you don't.
    Are you including the 'going out' in this? Would it not be pretty hard to 'cheat' locally and when out with friends? I've contemplated it many times there's no way I could go for a local.

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    Doesn't sound like she'd care tbh.

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    Well I guess it's easy to make assertions when you're only getting a pretty poorly limited side of a story.

    From what I've seen, I don't think she is cheating or has cheated. But then again, don't they all say that.

    It's a fairly common jump from being an arse = immediately having an affair, hell even I sometimes think that and sometimes it turns out to be true. Fuck knows, regardless, I don't think I'll ever find out if she has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Are you including the 'going out' in this? Would it not be pretty hard to 'cheat' locally and when out with friends? I've contemplated it many times there's no way I could go for a local.
    They'd keep quiet, especially as it sounds like they want her to cheat. Or one does at least. It's very easily done, don't fall into the trap of just blindly thinking she wouldn't.

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    "When does she have the time?" It's a sport fuck, MJ, not 50 shades of grey.

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    It depends how you define "cheating", I suppose.

    Have you noticed her not wearing her engagement ring and / or wedding ring at any time, particularly when she's staggered in in the small hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS View Post
    It depends how you define "cheating", I suppose.

    Have you noticed her not wearing her engagement ring and / or wedding ring at any time, particularly when she's staggered in in the small hours?
    Never. Not that that would ever stop a bloke, right enough.

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    Listen, you married a child. Not in the sense of her paedo husband having friend, but in the sense of mentality.

    She was pissy because you "weren't giving her proper attention" and then she started getting dick pics in her phone.

    She was pissy that you found that out so she started going out til all fucking hours.

    You have to continue to ignore this behavior. Treat it as "normal". Make her feel as if you've accepted the fact she is a psychopathic fuck-up with no redeemable qualities. Like a child, they will eventually stop throwing their toys around and beg for your forgiveness and acceptance.

    Either that, or she'll continue to escalate her shite behavior until she's locked in a mental ward. In that case you'd win even more. You have your daughter, sole custody, and not a penny (pence?) to pay her.

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    God I'm just looking at articles about divorce for 5-8 year olds and all of them have pictures of desperately sad kids.

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    But you have to wonder how detrimental it would be for your daughter if you and 'the wife' stay together.

    It's not an easy choice to make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    God I'm just looking at articles about divorce for 5-8 year olds and all of them have pictures of desperately sad kids.
    For the love of God stop. That's not helping you. Stop thinking about your daughter in THAT way. Your daughter will be 70000x happier once you sort this shit out.

    That doesn't mean she doesn't have to have her mom in her life but having her mom out getting piss drunk flirting with every swinging dick at the nightclub isn't going to do much for her self-esteem in the future. She's going to think this is acceptable behavior.

    You think she likes watching her dad basically bend over backwards to accommodate her shitty fucked up behavior? You think this is the positive male role model she needs in her development?

    She needs a man who is going to stand up for himself and sort his fucking life out. She may not understand now, she will certainly be sad, but when she gets older and starts understanding the world she will understand you did exactly what you had to do.

    Enough with the fucking excuses MJ. Take your hand, put it down the front of your trousers, grab your nuts and realize you're a fucking man and not some little bitch who can't survive without this cunt in your life.

    Fuck all your little self-help books, fuck all your little tapes, believe in yourself because I, a person who has fantasized about reaching thru the internet and slapping the fuck out of you, believes in you. As does many of the other boys on here.

    Enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    But you have to wonder how detrimental it would be for your daughter if you and 'the wife' stay together.

    It's not an easy choice to make.
    It's a fucking horrible choice wracked (sp?) with pitfalls and misery.

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    Do not falter in your resolve. Your goal now is custody. The cunt has been doing this type of shit to you literally for years. Enough.

    I can't even enjoy your misery because of how much of a cunt this woman is. I want you to win so bad at this point that it fucking sickens me.

    Win, MJ, win. You can do this. Beat her at her own childish game.

    Be the fucking master of zen. Go about your daily life completely normal. When she says "Oh I'm fucking off with the girls tonight" Say "Ok." and hang up the phone.

    Do not argue, do not make it seem as if it matters to you in the slightest. Say no off-hand remarks. Give her no ammunition to run to her dipshit cunt friends and say "Oh and then he said HAVE FUN can you believe that?!" "Ahh you deserve much better (Cuntbitch A)! So much better! He's just so awful!"

    If she can't run and complain about your wanting her to act like a normal human being, her friends will eventually realize she's a batshit crazy psycho and slowly phase her out of their friend circle. People who act like this are immature children and need to be dealt their own medicine.

    Wake the fuck up, my boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    It's a fucking horrible choice wracked (sp?) with pitfalls and misery.
    Fuck all that shit. It's a perfectly logical choice. Sometimes people aren't compatible. You got a beautiful daughter out the deal.

    Stop acting like you have to suffer because somehow your daughter isn't going to get on if her dad mans the fuck up.

    It's not as if you're walking out on her, it's not as if you're leaving them high and dry. You're (going to be) doing all of this for the sake of your daughter, not yourself.

    All of those goofy divorce books, statistics, generally made up from men who are too pussy to stand up for themselves and just fuck off in the middle of the night. "Gonna go get a pack of cigarettes" to never return for 18 years types.

    You're not one of those cowards. The fact you haven't shut up shop after all of these years like those cunts have shows what kinda person you actually are.

    BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU FUCK. *kicks nearby trash bin in anger*

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    Bruh

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    Why not just do what Mert said and take your daughter with you? Win/win.

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    He's right.

    Not Lewis. That might be kidnap.

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    2 words. Chris Banoit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    2 words. Chris Banoit.
    Third word: Benoit.

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