Mert, mate:
We could be slashing sloots right now. Missed opportunity.Originally Posted by Pepe
Mert, mate:
We could be slashing sloots right now. Missed opportunity.
who hurt you?
Are you familiar with repetition complusion?
Yeah that's the saddest thing I've ever read
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Mert comes across as creepy but I don't think he's murdering these girls he's sleeping with.
I guess that's why he didn't text me back.
@Mert I'll probably be at Dour, yeah. If you fancy it I can try and pass you off as a refugee and aggressively assimilate you into my group.
Crazy racist Romanian girl has started messaging me on facebook again. She's totally batshit, has fairly limited English, has told me she doesn't believe in women having power and said "my friend try set me up with MUSLIM boy, EUGH, why she do?", but it's been a while lads and she's actually quite hot. I shouldn't....should I?
Is that Ille Nastase's daughter lol
You'll be asked for your bank details for a Nigerian price next.
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She sounds like a riot. Please go.
Remember mixers are gay.
It might be Mahow.
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Just go and get laid and stop scrutinising her shit English.
Smiffy making women fall in love with him was horrible to watch.Reminds me of the PoF thread we once had. Those were the days.
And by horrible, I mean amusing with a little bit of guilt.
Bruh, where was my PM? I was looking for an excuse to go to College Park as well, I live like 10-15 minutes away.
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Don't be a pussy. I only hook up with racists because it means I never have to physically compete with BBCs / much lower incidence of STDs among Whites.
Word. I would try my best to learn and accommodate the particular group culture and be a net contributor to overall well-being.
Mert fast-tracking himself into an AIDS clinic is the only good thing that can come of this.
I lolled.
Saves him doing it himself this time.
I just had a girl walk out from a date because I said I voted for Trump.
She's a hero.
Next time use metal restraints, they won't escape so easily.
Still banged her five times, though, right? o/
Obviously, since when does it matter what the girls want on Merts dates?
Met up with a lass from OkCupid I've been chatting to for a few weeks. Nah.
There was no chemistry from the off and she looked not much like her profile, but she looked nice enough so I could see past that.
She was doing a PHD in the patriarchy or something, which itself was quite cool and didn't bother me either.
We got into a debate after a few drinks though and i argued that a lot of academics are often very intelligent bit pretty damaged people who are unable to trust their own experience and need to go home and write a paper about something before they can can accept it as being real. I also generally tore into a lot of identity politics as being hypocritical posturing by twats in ivory towers who do fuck all to actually contribute anything other than write journal articles that nobody will read and post stuff on Facebook.
I'd had a few to drink by this point, but I don't think I'll be seeing her again.
Blatantly intoxicated debriefs
Going to see a Turkish girl and her friend along with me and a buddy on Tuesday. Could be a nice entry level foray into that market where I know I am pretty overvalued. Pretty much on standby mode for the next 10 days or so otherwise because of exams + pending move to New Orleans for the Summer.
I wrote it on my phone and edited afterwards, if that's any defence
Hammer totally missing the point of online dating.
I'm not sure if you're someone I should listening to for pointers in this respect.
If someone here hadn't met Mert in person I'd be convinced it's a bot.
Academics are not often very intelligent.
You going to take that shit Lewis?
A bot still makes more sense.
He probably agrees.
I just sound bitter when I talk about it, but lol at Hammer sitting there in his fedora giving it the large'un.
'It's like Milo says...'
My entire experience of academia (and everything since) was encapsulated nicely this week when I saw a job advertised with a charity that was founded by somebody who I not only met at university, but lolled at and called 'naive' when she told me about her idea for a charity.
Sounds about right.
Actually think I may have identified a long-term girl, going on a date on Friday, she's Southern, conservative, very pretty (but within the upper boundaries of me maximizing my appeal), good job, good banter, seemingly pretty innocent / not a party girl, ambitious, etc. Most excited I've been for meeting a girl since I've broken up with my ex.
Does she have a good enough job, though?
How tight is her cunt? Does she swallow? Can you hit her when you are struggling to contain your inner Turk?
Jesus at that. Defining a long term partner by rank in society. Can only end well.
How's things with the wife at the moment?
Haha
You don't think women make the same calculations, except most likely even more brutal and specific?
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