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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    That advise is gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    I'm not kidding breh. If you do it, I'll spend my first self-financed holiday to come visit you in whatever tropical country you end up at. You only live once, this is your last chance at experiencing something nearing happiness and coming out the other end a better man.

    Do Scottish citizens have work-permit issues in Commonwealth countries?
    Maybe after 2019.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Sorry you have to go through this Magic. The stuff with the wife too.
    Every time. I think mert must be screwing her.

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    Move to Guernsey like Smiffy did. You can lodge with Niko. Might need to go to a sunbed salon for that tan, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    That's the spirit.

    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Sorry you have to go through this Magic. The stuff with the wife too.

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    Wife cheating on you? Become a club 18-30 rep! Nevermind the kid, she can look after herself now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Every time. I think mert must be screwing her.
    Stop projecting your cuckold fantasies. Anyways I'm out of her league

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    Generally the best solution to difficult situations is to run off to The Pitcairn Islands or whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Sorry you have to go through this Magic. The stuff with the wife too.


    One of the Commonwealth Islands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    Generally the best solution to difficult situations is to run off to The Pitcairn Islands or whatever
    There is no solution here. He's fucked. The only long-term path to salvation is the series of actions I proposed.

    ALSO: I meant the Overseas Territories, not the Commonwealth Islands (aka Turks and Caicos, Cayman Islands, Bermuda, etc.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    Generally the best solution to difficult situations is to run off to The Pitcairn Islands or whatever
    They'll probably do everything they can to ensure you can bring your daughter with you, too.

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    Mert must think I'm a high profile partner in a City corporate law firm and not a phone line tester.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Mert must think I'm a high profile partner in a City corporate law firm and not a phone line tester.
    Whiteness is a strong indicator of status / competence in ethnic countries. You could be a bartender / musician / branch out into tourism. Get affiliated with a well established company, demonstrate competence, lateral into a reasonable management job back in the UK after a few years.

    It's my backup plan if I ever go through a bad divorce / something goes wrong with my life plan.

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    Tourism in Greece?

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    That would work but I assume there would be issues with Brexit?

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    Tourism in Turkey

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    https://youtu.be/4NFv5IGP2uA

    I figured that would be Mert's back up plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    https://youtu.be/4NFv5IGP2uA

    I figured that would be Mert's back up plan.
    Reality vs expectation.

    https://youtu.be/WYX0sjP6Za8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Mert must think I'm a high profile partner in a City corporate law firm and not a phone line tester.
    Engineer.

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    I know it's not really in the spirit of the community, but I genuinely feel really sad for you MJ.

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    Me too MJ, sorry to hear about your situation in case I hadn't made that clear.

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    Sounds like Mert's got himself a cuck. Looks like a really shit situation that's been brewing for a while and seems irreversible. Rough.

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    It was probably you that asked her back to your flat.

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    If you're not pretty rich / high status male / lusted after by your secretaries by the time you have kids with your wife, you're fucked. You have 0 leverage in the situation.

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    I don't want to kick a geezer when he's down, but I'm going to anyway. All of this has boiled over because she rolled in at 4:30am on a girls night out?

    Er, what?

    Stick some PS4 on, stick a movie on or, I don't know, wank yourself silly to your murder porn all night and revel in the peace and quiet. Why are you making a song and dance over her not pandering to your text message needs? Fucking grow a set and stop being so needy. I know this whole thing is bigger than just this one night but if arguments can kick off as easily as this then you may as well pack up and give in now because you've got no chance in the long run.

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    Another one incapable of reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    Whiteness is a strong indicator of status / competence in ethnic countries. You could be a bartender / musician / branch out into tourism. Get affiliated with a well established company, demonstrate competence, lateral into a reasonable management job back in the UK after a few years.

    It's my backup plan if I ever go through a bad divorce / something goes wrong with my life plan.
    Your back up plan? You're not white, mate.

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    Sounds like MJ needs to lend his book to his wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Another one incapable of reading.
    I read your posts, it's just that I thought they were all nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    I read your posts, it's just that I thought they were all nonsense.
    So you think it's acceptable behaviour in a seriously deteriorating relationship?

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    Remember a) he's married to a Chinese, who was conditioned from birth never to disagree with a man; and b) he's still letting her move him to China roflmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    Your back up plan? You're not white, mate.
    How I am perceived in America:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_ethnic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    he's still letting her move him to China roflmao


    Isn't he moving too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    How I am perceived in America:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_ethnic
    No, that's how you perceive yourself. Nobody looks at a guy named Mert Arkan and decides, "White." Unless you've gone completely Green Card and deed polled your name to "Martin Arkansas II."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    No, that's how you perceive yourself. Nobody looks at a guy named Mert Arkan and decides, "White." Unless you've gone completely Green Card and deed polled your name to "Martin Arkansas II."

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    Martin

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    Funnily enough where I come from 'Martin' sounds like 'Mertin'.

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    Surely that should be Mertineh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    How I am perceived in America:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_ethnic
    I don't think race is anything to do with perception or opinion, Mertin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    Surely that should be Mertineh.
    Dundexicans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    So you think it's acceptable behaviour in a seriously deteriorating relationship?
    Is what acceptable? That she goes out for a night out with her mates and comes back a little late? As long as it's not recurring, it's fine as a one-off.

    Lol at Lewis knowing zero of the details. The wife wanted to apply for a green card here until I suggested moving to China. Pipe down.

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    Have you done it, then? Moved to China?

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    Moving this summer. Can't believe I've lived in Murica for 6 years now. I'll be sad to leave when it comes to it because I've come to love DC, but it's time to move on. I think I'll be back in future, who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Moving this summer. Can't believe I've lived in Murica for 6 years now. I'll be sad to leave when it comes to it because I've come to love DC, but it's time to move on. I think I'll be back in future, who knows.
    Tryna grab a drink before you leave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    No, that's how you perceive yourself. Nobody looks at a guy named Mert Arkan and decides, "White." Unless you've gone completely Green Card and deed polled your name to "Martin Arkansas II."
    U mad I'm stealing your white wimmins breh?

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    What's happened since, @Magic?
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    What's happened since, @Magic?

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    Where are you originally from 7om?

    Is your wife Chinese? I'm missing the context here.

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