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    Why can't you be yourself with your missus, Magic?

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    I can at other social events but not work. Work is work maaan. Lee knows the score on this one.

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    I'm with Magic, it's nice to have things in your life which don't involve the two of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I can at other social events but not work. Work is work maaan. Lee knows the score on this one.
    Yep, that shit stays separate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    That sounds more like Hammer's kind of thing, Alb.
    Hammer is way worse

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    I'm sorry, what?
    Something to do with her being on the best coke high, just made her insane. She's facebook messaging me now saying she can only now just start sitting properly

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    Was it Merse?
    He's into 19 year olds.. I'm not sure why older women are just better right now.

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    Aren't you 19?

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    AE

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    Why would you think that? I'm 23.

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    Stuck in the past.

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    The past... And to think I could've had a 5 year old kid by now.

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    Well done on breaking the stereotype.

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    AE donning it. Well in, lad.

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    Cheers lads.

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    Alb.

    I had to BOTTLE a date last night because of some kind of horrid mystery illness. I've managed to diagnose it as meningitis thanks to Google, so hopefully the GP tells me otherwise in an hour or so.

    Still though, at least it's a good excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    A bit of casual flirting doesn't mean shagging for fuck's sake. Do you never flirt? Is everything black and white? Must the first step always lead to the last step? Are you one of those self-righteous wankers that falls out with their mates because they talk to a woman when they are married? I bet you text their wives and are a spy. You disgusting bastard.
    I don't even... what?

    I'm just seriously asking, mate. I don't give a fuck if you flirt, I don't mind if anyone does it, let alone my own girlfriend. It's very innocent. But no I don't value it very highly to be frank, doesn't give me much other than perhaps making me erroneously glorify my breif "single days" like 8 years ago.

    What I was wondering is if it's worth the hassle with your wife (because I got the impression that there's some potential hassle if she finds out you lied about the babysitter?) just so that you can flirt a little on a night out?

    Again, I don't mean to pass judgement, but personally I can relate more to for instance wanting some time away from home, going out with the mates, etc.

    I also understand separating work and home, but it just didn't sound like that was the issue, or even something you'd need to lie about the babysitter about.


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    Well done on breaking the stereotype.
    Fucking lol Mellin

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    Alright Oprah. Can you get off your high horse please?

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    Stop being a twat, Magic

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    Just booked a hotel for a work charity quiz night in November. I was telling the wife and she was like 'Oh that sounds good, I'm not very good at quiz nights though.'

    Then came the awkward 'I was just going to go myself'.

    Cue huff. I'm away from 7AM for a team meeting and to work the entire day in head office so she'd have to sit like a gormless clown on an industrial estate in Inverness for the entire day, plus the inconvenience with a weekday babysitter. She's got nothing to moan about.

    @Mazuuurk and no this doesn't mean I'm going to have an extra-marital affair and illegitimate children.

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    You booked the hotel before telling her you were going?

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    Also, a babysitter? Why do live so close to your in-laws if you aren't going to use them?

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    Magic has never cheated but not due to lack of trying.

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    Do you do anything together aside from your sad movie nights?

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    Are you looking forward to the time when you only see your daughter every other weekend, Magic?

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    Oooft. I feel like Boyd's punching bag here lads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    You booked the hotel before telling her you were going?
    No of course not. I phoned to make sure we didn't have any plans that night.

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    Also, a babysitter? Why do live so close to your in-laws if you aren't going to use them?
    I don't live so close to them? It was just an excuse really.

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    Magic has never cheated but not due to lack of trying.
    This is not true.

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    Do you do anything together aside from your sad movie nights?
    Yes we just spend the weekend in Glasgow.

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    Are you looking forward to the time when you only see your daughter every other weekend, Magic?
    This will never happen.

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    So you have cheated then? What a twat.

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    Shiiiiiiit we can post 1 smiley at a time?

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    We could always post the smiley, since it's over 5 characters, no?

    Anyway @Magic why are you being such an arsehole about this? I'm not trying to lecture you. I'm genuinely asking and was hoping for serious answers.

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    Proper pisses me off when you hit it off with a bird for the whole night, then she's all weird the next day and you eventually stop talking. Like why did you just waste all your time with me, doesn't help that she's hot too.

    In another news Tinder game has gone a bit quiet, i've got a girl in the works right now, she's seems keen, but i'll ruin it in about a day or so.


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    Which one is Spoonksy in that picture?

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    He's taking the photo with an engraved hip flash from the civil war on his utility belt.

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    I'm clearly the farthest right. Flannel, a shit hat, all by myself, drinking vodka straight from the bottle... a weirdly large proportion of my good friends are in couples, too.

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    Mate, he's got a beard. You're never going to be anywhere near him.

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    And reasonable size about him. He doesn't look like a typical American teen TV show nerd.

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    No STIs for me

    I also have good Hepatitis B protection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    No STIs for me

    I also have good Hepatitis B protection
    I had an initial non-response to the Hep B vaccine and a poor response with the follow-up course.

    My body really is a wasteland

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    Now you get to watch it together.

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    AW how quirky and sweet.

    End it Smiff. End it now.

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    But what happened to him? He must be gutted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimmSmiff View Post
    You got one for what to do when you discover latest conquest wasn't even born when Film Y came out yet you watched it at the cinema?
    If you're still talking the 15-rated Braveheart then yes, leave her be you dirty old bastard.

    (I actually saw (a bit) of Braveheart in the cinema despite only being 5 at the time. I was in the projection room with my mum and sneaked a peek while she wasn't paying attention.)

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    I bet everyone else noticed when your absolute cunt of a cranium blocked the projection.

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    Any size of head would block the projector at that sort of distance, you fucking idiot. I thought you were supposed to be an engineer? Maybe a bigger head would hold a functioning brain, fucknut.

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    I reckon trainee girl at work might be a bit of a manipulative cow in the end. A part of me wants to pursue and dig a bit and figure out what she's really all about, but really I know I need to swallow my pride and just walk away from it. Bitter experience tells me that the longer I leave it, the harder it is to just drop it and walk away so I really need to escape right now. Its a shame because she's lovely at times, but Ive been there before and I ain't falling into no quagmire of bullshit again.

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    What happened to make you think that?

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    Asked her out for a drink, she suggested me coming along with her trainee friends again so we can get to know each other that way - fair enough as I've worked with them all and went out with them last week. Started out chatting to her nicely and then settled into the night chatting to everyone, and then she was blatantly flirting with one of the other trainees. As in, it looked like there might be something on the cards. I mean...what? Fair play to them two if that's on the cards, but then why invite me out? Why not just say she's not bothered? I could have been doing something else.

    I can't be arsed with the gameplaying, which is what I thought it was. I'm out. It's a shame as she was pretty cool, but whatever.

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    It's entirely possible that suggesting a group outing was her way of saying she's not bothered.

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    You forgot to add 'Plot twist:' to your post, Disco.

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