Well done mo.
Well done mo.
Sexist scum, it might be a girl.Originally Posted by Baz
Is mo the mo from year's back on here?
Congrats lad.
Cis white scum. It could be gender fluid.
In which case it makes sense to go with a gender-neutral name. What about Mabel?
Or Turd.
Congrats.
A. Newborn.
B. Party zone still in play.
That's me.
Thanks all, her name is Maggie and all the cliches about fatherhood are true - I've lost hours just staring at her sleep or making faces.
A friend of mine recently called his new baby girl Maggie.
Thatchertastic
Great news Mo, congrats
Yeah that's nice, congratulations.
Congratulations, Mo.
I know of a load of people who've had babies recently actually, and all but one have a name ending in 'ie'. Seems like a bit of a trend forming. The one who doesn't fit is named 'Quynn', which I reckon will see him bulled to death.
You're not wrong, fuck knows what some parents think when naming children.
We were thinking more Simpson than Thatcher, but appreciate that is a connection many will make.
Kia Armani is still the trashiest one I've ever come across.
This looks like a shit Russell Brand reference now, rather than a top, top wrestling one.
Men on a Mission.
There's a kid running around Oxford somewhere called Sugar Kube. No shit.
Semi pulled my shit together in recent times and am now dating two girls.
Obviously still pining for the ex. Haven't spoken in months. Maybe I'll get over her when my first child is born.
You should have told her your son doesn't like her to knock her confidence a bit.
Better yet, offer to make him get a job.
Tell us everything about your downward spiral.
So we've had more sex in the past few weeks than the past year I'm sure. This may just be working. Also haven't really had a shouting argument either. We've disagreed on stuff for sure, but not argued about it. Also we went for lunch today and actually spoke. Dece.
Good work.
My man.
She's planning the exit. Watch the accounts.
Sex does seem to diffuse any situation. Keep at it.
Sex with your wife is no fun though.
I didn't realise Pepe was married.
So you're suggestion is to have sex with someone else's wife instead?
I suspect that won't help.
The only enjoyable sex is sex you shouldn't be having. Never get that rush when it's OK.
Have you got a sister?
I'm a twit
So Giggles doesn't even enjoy sex? Why not just top yourself and be done with it.
I like Giggles if only for the sheer amount of irony his name carries.
I never said that. I even went as far to say which type I find best.
Then again, how could you possibly miss the opportunity to be a (completely incorrect) wanker yet again.
Because it never fails to get a rise out of you you touchy joyless cunt.
So I performed my insatiable version of cunnylingus this morning, after I'm pretty sure almost a year. I haven't lost my touch. I set about that snapper like a pack of lions tending to a deceased cape buffalo bull. This really might be working, you know. And to think it was almost over. Just goes to show you, eh? Nowt queer as folk. No wonder there are so many divorces. It's really hard to change.
What are you doing differently?
Not much, paying more attention to the left labia near the top as it seems to be more sensitive than the right. It's the intermediary for working the entrance to the vagina and clitoral elation.
This is a slow burner of a feud eh?
You're a fucking poet, Johnson.
He's like a terrier nipping at heels. Time after time after time. Though a terrier probably has more tricks than the one.
This dating lark doesn't stay sweet and innocent for very long. No expectations set and exclusivity is already the word of the day.
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Sorry your wife is an ugly and fat prude.
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That's as predictable as yet another 'joyless' from Disco. Never change tth.
To seriously answer this question; I am doing a lot differently. I am willing to accept that my view or my way isn't the only way. I don't purposely wind her up. I tolerate things that would have made me fly off the handle previously. I am no longer a slave to my colossal ego. It's hard to be self-aware, especially in situations where you subconsciously react. But it's all about taking the time, I think even half a second is enough to make a conscious decision about something. But I realise I can only control myself, nobody else. I choose the way things affect me. The bit I'm trying hardest on is viewing it from another angle.
You sound like you must have been a massive cunt before.
Boydy, Magic.
Magic, Boydy.
Yeah, who knew not being an asshole was good for your relationship.
Still, good work though, at least you managed to recognise it and tried and do something.
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