I'm very happy in my relationship, actually. Probably even more so since we had a kid. But managing day-to-day challanges like that together and still making it work creates a completely new dynamic for your life together, as I'm sure you know, that I sincerely doubt Mert understands or can appreciate the significance of.
Kids are shit. I've found myself seriously considering whether I can be bothered over the past couple of years or so.
We just have to hope people like him are so preoccupied with ECONOMICS and WEALTH ESTABLISHMENT they simply drift past the window available to have children.Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
Mert here is the thing, if/when you marry/have kids, if you continue to have such backward views you will probably find she will divorce you.
And ruins him
Why the fuck you people continue to entertain this child is beyond me.
Nah.
Lol. You are why Western Civilizarion is collapsing. Be a man for Gods sake you're pathetic.
My wife will understand her responsibilities and there are no excuses, period. Besides, I don't make 1%tile money for her to deal with silly things like laundry and cleaning, that's for the peasentry.
What's your current job again?
I have a job for next summer scaled for 180k/annum nearly guaranteed offer for full time for year after.
A few hours after my flatmates boyfriend broke up over text she's got some next man over. Woeful.
This is how women get raped/murdered isn't it? *Locks door*
That could have been you, beta boy.
Look at all those caveats.
He'll get banned from the workspace for 'hooking up' with too many females.
That is the worst attempt at mockery ever.
Welcome to 2016.
Lol if you're not top 20% male, tour is over boyo.
I could literally pay you enough to have a gay gang bang with all black men within a few years.
More caveats.
My banter just isn't on point.
Mert's a deluded idiot, and this post doesn't make sense at all, but i'll use it at a stepping stone for another conversation topic, which is: why are workplace relationships so taboo? It's the only place you're ever really gonna be in contact with a bunch of women, and you're there most of your day, so it's sensible that workplace relationships should blossom everywhere forever. Fuckin human resources blueballing everyone
You're a huge faggot but its because HR is run by bitter overweight women who are unhappy in their marriages
What's your job?
I get this much.
That's mert summed up in those couple of posts.
I watched an autobiography thing about Himmler last night and his views on women and marriage were exactly the same as Merts.
He will get that much in two years if he gets the jobs he might be offered.
I quoted Mike & The Mechanics last night to the wife in my commitment speech. She never noticed.
"I never wanted to say goodbye..."
As the police take him away.
Your commitment speech?
Is a 'commitment speech' something they get you to do in marriage guidance?
First of all, I have more Manliness in my left little finger than you have altogether you pesky little delusional prick.
Second, do you have a wife? No? Then don't talk as if you have one. I don't. Noone does.
Third, do you make 180k per year right now? No? Then don't talk as if you do. I make a pretty decent amount of actual money, today, in my actual job - that I use to help sustain my actual family.
I guess the fact that there's a line of command (or hierarchy even though that seems a bit outdated) which would make the possible fall outs damaging for the professional setting difficult to uphold. For example, say that you and another colleague are going for the same promotion and your wife is the one who decides who gets the promotion (an extreme example of course, but you probably get what I mean).
Also fuck working with your wife/fiancée/girlfriend. You'd go mad in a week.
Is this the week when people reply to Mert thinking it will actually lead to something worthwhile?
I've done the relationship with someone at work thing. And while banging on a conference table is hot, as soon as the relationship goes wrong it's TERRIBLE.
What about on your head?
Look at the vikings going in.
2016 and people are still trying to take shots at Mert. Fucking hell.
Yes.
Explain.
Did you just burst into it over dinner or had you agreed to do one each? Or was it in a councilling session?
That's the dream
No I called last night from the hotel and just outlined my commitment in a roundabout way. Basically I'm changing my outlook to be far more positive. I'm emotionally retarded so it's a work in progress and I asked for patience and understanding.
What did she say?
She hasn't stopped laughing yet.
Guess this is pretty beta behaviour but admitting the problem is the first step surely.
I might slit my wrists if I have to deal the word "beta" again.
You trying to save your marriage isn't "beta".
Talking about it is good, you get to know what the other person is thinking which means you probably aren't paranoid that they're about to walk out at every second.
I told you divorce was the wrong thing. Glad you listened.
Fair play, Magic.
Top.
I was asking a serious question, Magic. Dickhead.
I want it to go back to how it was, still love you etc. I found it much easier over the phone to be honest.
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