Got a severely autistic kid's birthday party tomorrow.
No other words needed really.
Got a severely autistic kid's birthday party tomorrow.
No other words needed really.
They're all fucking autistic. I've 9 of the little shitbags to deal with tomorrow.Originally Posted by Magic
I just refused to go and there was No reaction.
She's going to make her escape tomorrow.
You can't skip your own birthday party! Come on now.I just refused to go and there was No reaction.
I lolled.
I want to go actually, I'll bring my protective padding in case he has a behaviour.
Yes, I employ the normal human version of that approach otherwise known as 'dressing well.' I overall have very mixed feelings about 'pick up artists' (the vast majority of whom are emotionally damaged overcompensating creepy sleeze balls); the insights into female psychology / attraction, message of self-improvement, upholding principles of dignity and masculinity, and overcoming insecurity and adversity is genuinely very positive and thereaputic in a general sense, the vast majority of the actual material, attitudes, acceptable behaviors and outright fraud involved in the 'industry' however, is discomforting and leaves a bad after taste.
Main take away: make yourself more attractive, don't be a pussy, go out and get rejected until you're better at talking to women
Never has anyone spoke so much and said so little.
Fucking hell the bitch's friend has come round unannounced to moan about her paedo future husband and her cunt offspring. Just what I wanted after a cumbersome day at work and having to make tea for my parents.
Interesting that the relationship thread has turned into the "things that fuck you off" thread for Magic.
Went on a lovely date with a cup of tea coloured lady last night. Seeing her again on Tuesday and she might be coming over to my gaff next week
The old flame flaked on me last night. Disappointing, but I got two numbers around town. Both pearlers.
How does one go about turning a number into a date? I'm so rusty at this shit.
First port of call is to search the number on Facebook to make sure they're not drunk-only "pearlers."
I'm a twit
I've got them on WhatsApp, all is well.
I've just made a very big mistake in fucking my ex.
Hopefully you've knocked her up.
Did you shout mum by mistake?
I predict suicide by year end.
Assuming that is the most recent ex and not the one you were trying to instigate the other night?
Correct. I snuck off into the night, so tomorrow should be interesting.
Love of my life is leaving for London, never to return at the weekend. We're off out for drinks to say goodbye (a few of us) and I think there's a half-decent chance I'll tell her I love her after a few drinks.
I think she vaguely knows I'm interested but not quite to that extent.
Which love of your life is this one?
New one. She works at a counselling place I volunteer at. She's great.
Lass I went out with last week I'm not so bothered about now. Fickle as hell. This lass at my placement is someone I've liked for a few months though.
Fickle, yeah?
Yeah.
How's your love life going? Your mum treating you well?
Lewis would be a catch for any woman.
He's only gone and bantered you off there Lewy boy.
Because he lives with his mum!
HAHAHA!!!
Yeah, but I've got more posts than him.
She's great.
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That's something you'd hear in Year 9.
Actually I made a hash of that, as Hammer was asking more specifically about how she treats Lew, not how she is in general. If you come at the king you best not miss.
One of her hen parties today so had a message off one of her mates, asking me to answer ten questions. I guess she has to guess my answers, cos apparently she has to have a shot for every wrong answer. (That a girl.) Anyway, what a load of toss:
1. If you were to be a cartoon character, who would you be?
2. Where was your first job?
3. What is your shoe size?
4. What is [whatshername]'s favourite alcoholic drink?
5. If [yer missus] was on a desert island what three items would she pack?
6. What is your favourite food?
7. Where was your first date?
8. Describe [her indoors] in 3 words...
9. Who is the better driver?
10. What is your favourite thing about [your bird]?
I'm a twit
1. Coyote (always a victim?)
2. Safe way
3. 9
4. Bombay Saffire
5. Make up, mirror, mobile
6. Lasagne
7. Brewdog
8. fuck the dee
9. Baz
10. Supportive
Did I win
Haha.
1 I had no clue so said Ash Ketchum
2 some opticians
3 9
4 gin
5 suncream, nail polish, gin
6 I don't have one
7 some pub
8 fit funny shithouse
9 her
10 her boyfriend
I'm a twit
Wait, Baz has a girlfriend?
He's getting married soon.
I still can't get my head round it.
I have to do a similar thing except on video which makes it so much worse. Other peoples' weddings are so much easier than your own.
Please post the video here.
And c'mon Mahow, I'm not you.
I'm a twit
I've not got to do any of that nonsense thankfully. Her hen has been and gone and my stag is towards the end of June.
8 or 9 weeks to go.
This thread is sickening.
I thought you were already married.I've not got to do any of that nonsense thankfully. Her hen has been and gone and my stag is towards the end of June.
8 or 9 weeks to go.
You thought wrong!!
Fuck. We really are all getting old.
Really happily married thinking about it. So great having your soul mate all the time. Have a great day Kiko and Baz. May your lives be full and long.
Can sense the underlying seethe from here.
I'm sure Manc knows he'll find someone eventually.
I'm on the verge of a breakdown.
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