Sounds like 7om's wife.
Sounds like 7om's wife.
Yeah, really fucking hate those cows that have friends.Originally Posted by The Merse
I'm a twit
That post has just confused me more. It's a bit like hating people called Dave because you were bullied by one at school.
I like the idea of casual racism as a beverage salutation.
Given some of the low wattage nonsense Merse has posted recently it doesn't seem impossible that his breakup has driven him to heroin. Rational thought must be one of the first things out the window when you reach that point.
You'll be tarred with this one for life Merse, should know better than to bother.
It's still nowhere near arguing that spaghetti is exclusively for posers, so pipe down.
Not at all what was said, but that proves my point quite well.
If the point is that people will remember when you say stupid things and may bring them up in future then yes, I've proved it for you. Happily.
And it's almost exactly what was said. You specifically referenced people eating spaghetti 'for show' at one point, and people eating spaghetti to 'feel like something they're not' copped it as well. Do those words mean something different in Ireland?
I was going to venture earlier in the thread that the prosecco thing was probably something along those lines. I can kinda see where he's coming from, to be fair.
#chink can't be real.
Surely it's #clink?
Or #ching.
Hashtags are the worst thing about modern society.
#preach
I'm not saying it's by association with the ex, and in fact - it's really not, more like a couple of dates I had with the 'type'. Not fun.
Glad some has as opposed to simply making it about the great meltdown of April-May 15.
As it happens, no real feelings on that front anymore, it's just a matter of fact and I definitely haven't daydreamed of setting the other guy on fire for about 8 or 9 months.
Should be fine to be honest, I'm just a bit rusty and also could probably do with breaking my rule of avoiding under-25's, you know since I look about 12 or so and I hang out at punk clubs, skate board tucked into rucksack. I might need to stretch to 21+. Plus it took a while to get a good social life going in the new territory and I spent a lot of weekends away up until Jan or so, since then - particularly the last 3 months, it's been a bit of a social blur with a lot of new friends and plenty of going out meeting people so I'm actually more exposed to the opposite sex and slowly dropping less clangers.
I'll feel much more assured this weekend as there's a quite massive new tat going on and for some reason gooey shitty bloody stuff emerging from underneath cling film seems to attract women better than anything I've ever encountered otherwise.
'How do you do, fellow kids?'
Yeah, I see where that looks bad.
There's plenty of beardy 30 somethings like the people I'm with normally, just... Anyway...
Digging and holes has been a fairly regular thing in my time here. I see this is another one of those occasions.
.....
Don't drag me into this shitfest.
This was dope.
Also my girlfriend temporarily broke up with me because I didn't go to her graduation from Duke or send any flowers or whatever it is she expected me to do. Part of the 'problem' was that I told her to fuck off and stop being needy and refused to apologize; I literally finished exams the day before and had to literally move in two days. But then it escalated into a far deeper discussion about what she wants from the relationship and our future* and I realized that maybe, for the first time in a long time, I'm not sure if she's the one anymore.
*intractable disagreements about how to raise future children and where to live, with her refusing to compromise and just wanting to replicate the stupid mistakes of her parents and me offering objective improvements that she cannot emotionally accept
That literally sucks dude.
Jk, I guess it doesn't.
How long have you been apart? It was doomed to failure anyway, wasn't it?
One of my best friends said that he's down for a long-term relationship with his tiny Persian girlfriend, who's a year younger than us (but looks about 12). He's going to school in LA, too. Damn.
Just call her Iranian ffs, saying Persia makes you sound like a twat.
.....
A year now. I guess so, still kinda sucks because she was literally wife material, honestly has a lot to do with her (single, lonely, miserable) 'friends' corrupting her with feminist fantasies about how she deserves to be treated as a strong independent woman.
Being treated as a person would have been a step up, in fairness.
Do we have pictures anywhere?
Just imagine a tubby turk with a slightly goomy face and that's mert.
I like that Mert started to doubt she was 'the one' only after she'd binned him off for being a wanker.
This is what we've been warning you about since you first read 'The Game', Mert.
Anyways I think I fixed it with a few days of sustained charm and wit, tempered with a self-deprecating apologetic theme.
You're a serial killer deep down, aren't you?
Because I have self-awareness and can see through, manipulate and mock the transparent veneer of civility overlaying effectively instinctually grounded social interactions?
If you ever experienced even thirty seconds of actual self awareness you'd probably immolate yourself. Absent the part about self awareness what you've written there is probably in a textbook somewhere in a chapter about sociopathy.
You look like siblings.
I said he was a sociopath about 5 years ago and got lolled at. He most definitely is, and will probably end up being very successful because of it.
Myself, Floyd, maybe Boydy, and several others have been saying the same thing for years. I remember you saying it, but I don't remember you being lolled at for it. If anything half the board would have been agreeing with you.
Certainly weren't, but never mind.
...parklife!
This thread is going to be considered as material evidence in a few months time when he finally does crack.
Magic and Lee better start deleting there posts then.
Iv'e had a good 2016. Been in a fun relationship with someone who I was friends with for 3 years before we started dating.
So no horrific tales to tell.
Mert's only hope is that they are left on here so he can claim mitigating circumstances.
On that note, have you guys heard of 'peacocking' where a guy wears certain items of clothes like a scarf etc to catch a womans attention. Had a fellow comic/sleazebag tell us about this the other day, which I'm proud to say we all took the cunt out of him for in the car trip. Sounds like a Mert thing, i.e. being a pick up artist and all.
Only been like a week and I'm already tired of the 'single life,' mostly having to cook for myself. Only three more months to go.
so good.
I don't understand.
EDIT: Nevermind, Google has set me straight.
Igor was flying this morning.
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