What age are you? I wouldn't have placed you much older than that tbh.
What age are you? I wouldn't have placed you much older than that tbh.
24, the Mrs is 29.
Don't see much of an issue with a 24 year old and 21 year old seeing each other.
Women out-live men by four years (is it?), so he'll also die before she needs looking after. Perfect.
The difference between 24 and 21 seems pretty equivalent to that between 24 and 29. Go on, son.
I had a brilliant, vivid nocturnal emission last night. Basically I had a dream a really sexy ex-colleague had left auto upload on her Facebook so uploaded really sexy fucking pics. So I downloaded them all to wank over. I woke up to find my raging cock bursting out of my boxers and a massive splat on the quilt. I shamefully made my way to the bathroom but there wasn't that much to clean up. I pulled the duvetjizz on to me so it dried quickly. This way the wife wouldn't think I was being a pervert and wanking in the middle of the night next to her.
Hands free orgasms.
I'm a twit
I've decided to man up and work at the relationship. If it goes south, I'm sure there's plenty of 21 year old dime peices who'll jump on my cock.
Eagerly awaiting your dry run and wet dream posts, mate.
At least his won't end up in court.
Ouch!
It's been two weeks of trying and I'm rapidly realising thing's aren't going to improve. I've got the funds to jump ship now. Won't be too long till I move in with Foe.
She didn't put out for Valentine's Day then?
I'd say she'll end up over the moon if you do.
I hate the phrase "put out".
*makes note to use it more*
I can tell she's past caring, but because she's a toxic, bitter, aging lump of mass she'd rather die than end the relationship.
Just nice to think of sex as something enjoyed equally between genders, rather than a service women reluctantly provide for the pleasure of men.Originally Posted by Boydy
But I guess that's just the Men's rights activist in me talking.
Well played.
Why don't you end it then you coward?
It kind of sounds like his ego is being stroked by being the domineering one in the relationship and keeping her in a state.
He has a point.
A combination of fear of the unknown and belief that all is not lost.
Sounds like you're almost as bad as her then.
Possibly. It's fucking tough.
Your posts on the matter make you come across as a right horrible cunt, so you should decide either way before the next WDYTOE.
Well lassie I was seeing got pictured and subsequently FB'd mimicing giving a blowjob to a guy on Friday night.
Happy Valentines day.
At least the main event wasn't filmed.
Outside, yeah.
Yep, silver lining and all that
Just casual flirting. Sounds like you're the jealous, controlling type Chrissy.
lol at this
What does this actually mean? Somebody took a picture of her "mimicking" a blowjob and posted it to Facebook? I'd assume clothes on mimicry was a joke before jumping to anything else, but then you're the only one with any knowledge of context here.
Aye Toby, the context was she was on stage having a jape.
To post something nice for a change, i am really happy in this relationship. Seen this person for a couple of months last year and now we are making a good go of it now this year. Very happy and content taking things slowly and enjoying life. Feel like I am going out with a good friend as well as a lover. Have alot of laughter and good times. So I very much doubt i'll be posting any things of a negative nature on this thread.
Is she a comedian too? Was this part of her set? I don't get the problem if so.
Wait until she mimics triple BBC penetration on stage though.
Aye she is and it was improvised by her. I was just being a fud mentioning it on here. I was laughing myself when I saw the footage back.
Might be meeting up with a lass from the fet scene on Friday, which will be interesting. I suggested a quiet drink in town but she's now said she's got now money and just has a bottle of rum to her name, so I’ve suggested she come around here. Think she's keen but not had a definite either way. I'm not fussed about a relationship with her based on what I know about her, but she is really hot so I'd wanna explore stuff with her. Gonna have to be transparent about it from the off really.
Hammer, call me naive, but is fet scene fetish yeah? If so, how is that defined? Is it certain acts or behaviour? Dressing etc? Genuinely not got a clue, intrigued.
Fet is short for fetlock. She is a horse.
I'm surprised she got served for that rum, so well played.
I'm a twit
Yeah, fetish scene. Its a community of people who have alternative sexual interests, basically. There are clubs where those interests can actually be explored in practice, social media where you can meet and chat to people with similar interests (Google 'fetlife'), and munches where people in the scene meet in a normal setting, with normal clothes, for a chat about whatever. Munches are better for newbies.
So basically, if youre curious about something that you want to try out, the odds are there'll be someone on the scene who's into it and who might oblige. Its often BDSM related but it doesn't have to be. There's no particular clothing as such although club nights can have a dress code. At a munch though, other than the generally quite alternative fashion sense you wouldn't guess who they were.
People in the scene are generally extremely open minded and liberal, although as you might expect many are also a bit strange. I started going out of curiosity to see something a bit different but people are generally very friendly and I've made a few friends through it, and I've ended up exploring a fair bit too.
The more I chat to people and read about the psychology of sexuality and things like that, the more I'm convinced that the majority of people have fantasies that they find a bit strange and uncomfortable, and that the biggest difference about the people on the scene isn't so much what they're into but rather the fact they've decided to explore it instead of burying it.
But yeah, happy to answer and questions anyway.
We're going to the gym. Bit random but she's got some free passes apparently. She wants to go for a swim and to use the jacuzzi.
fetlife ahahhahahahahaha.
soz
This isn't going to end well.We're going to the gym
You're probably going to get bummed into oblivion by a 17 stone, leather-clad hairy fucker called Jim, more like.
Jim sounds like a right laugh.
At least the Jacuzzi water will provide some level of lubrication.
Well, my jizz works
Congrats mate.
Let me know when you want to elope with me and fuck off as far away as possible.
We're going to the gym
I'm a twit
Leeeefooooo Bizzoooooooo is so bad.
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