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    Well phonics will no longer be a dad thanks to us, so I reckon we did a great job with our advice.

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    Can they provide proof of the miscarriage?

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    Why would I ask for one. I'm not a weirdo psycopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Can they provide proof of the miscarriage?
    Fucking what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    There’s no bottom to the TTH barrel.

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    I wouldn’t blame Sincere, it lays fully on the person that spelled miscarriage for him.

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    So he's just made it up? Outstanding.

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    You really can't read, can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    You really can't read, can you?
    I read alright...between the lines.

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    Tbf Phonics' last mugshot kinda looked like proof of miscarriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Fucking what?
    So I guess it's not possible.

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    Strictly speaking, she should have a discharge letter with her diagnosis on it.

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    You people are fucking weirdos I’m never sharing anything in here again.

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    Yeah, it's definitely fair to judge us all by Sinceres opinion.

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    Posts something that's obviously going to get a lot of reaction.

    *gets reaction*


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    Abort thread.

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    She said yes lol.

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    Congratulations. What was the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Congratulations. What was the question.
    Does she like kickboxing.

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    Fuck sake

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    She actually said fuck off first.

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    edit: That was mean. Good luck to her.

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    "Fuck off, yeah?" is not a "yes" mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    edit: That was mean. Good luck to her.
    What did you say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    She said yes lol.
    We have lost another one lads. TTH numbers are dwindling at a rapid rate.

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    Congratulations Magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    We have lost another one lads. TTH numbers are dwindling at a rapid rate.
    Have we? The last one said yes.

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    Once I have some time to type it out, I have one piece of the story to tell....

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    I'm a twit

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    She's 3 months pregnant and the tread depth on her cars nearside tyre is near the legal limit.

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    Do you lot have prefer sex with or without a condom? I’ve only recently had sex with one on in the last few months when I suggested the missus stops taking the pill as it might stop her being a moody bitch. That hasn’t really stopped but her sex drive has quadrupled and instead of twice a month it’s been two or three times a week. That and I am starting to feel like a bit of a porn star lasting well into double digits rather than 4/5 if you’re lucky. The downside is obviously there’s something in between your cock but I think I can deal with that for now.

    Anyway, happy Sunday.

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    Get the snip. You not ever reproducing would be an added bonus.

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    We need someone to keep you on your toes in 20 years in between you punching the wall to release your anger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Get the snip.
    4th March, baby!

    And its miles better without one on.
    I'm a twit

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    It probably is on the face of it but you’re still shooting your load at the end of the day so I will enjoy this honeymoon period whilst it lasts.

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    It's a no from me.

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    Preferable without but it never bothered me with.

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    It's noticeable how much better it is without one on (and quite jarring, despite this) when you fuck it off mid-deed and decide you'll just pull out when the time comes. The immediate comparison is enlightening.
    I'm a twit

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    Only ever done it without one but not sure how with could be better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Only ever done it without one but not sure how with could be better.
    You don't get his poo stuck in your japs eye.
    I'm a twit

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    That's true.

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    It's been so long since I shagged I'm not sure I'm a particularly trustworthy source, but I always really hated condom sex. Like, I know most people generally don't like it much/are ambivalent, but nah, really rubbish. Were talking about condoms with some female friends a while back, and they were quite taken aback by my stance, thinking I was performatively exaggerating or borderline thought I was being "problematic". Like, I didn't say I was just ignoring the girls and going in raw, ffs. Also thought I was lying when I said I'd rather get sucked off bareback than shag with a condom.

    I'm always shocked when I hear about people in very long term relationships, even marriages, who regularly use them. Spose it's still better than jacking it to Mrs Doyle watching old father ted episodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Get the snip. You not ever reproducing would be an added bonus.
    I've had this done, coming up to 6 years now.

    Minimal discomfort for the shortest time and a lifetime of no more worrying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Were talking about condoms with some female friends a while back, and they were quite taken aback by my stance, thinking I was performatively exaggerating or borderline thought I was being "problematic".
    You should probably stop hanging around the "It's all men until it's no men" crowd before you get an accusation thrown your way.

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    Quite, any who would accuse someone of performatively exaggerating sounds like they should be given a wide berth as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Quite, any who would accuse someone of performatively exaggerating sounds like they should be given a wide berth as well.
    I dunno, I've grown to appreciate Manc at times

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    They were probably just horrified at the idea of possibly becoming pregnant with a child with a humongous head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    I've had this done, coming up to 6 years now.

    Minimal discomfort for the shortest time and a lifetime of no more worrying.
    I've seriously considered it. Getting it all done. The snip. Circumcision and extra width. Im childless for now and hope to keep it that way. Gambling with my life though lads.

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    Extra width? As in surgery or fillers? Save your money lad.

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