Ive always thought ramming it inside a girl's bum hole, is a form of humiliation, degrading dominance. Is there some truth to this?
Ive always thought ramming it inside a girl's bum hole, is a form of humiliation, degrading dominance. Is there some truth to this?
Didn’t take long for that to be proven correct.Originally Posted by Giggles
Probably only on one trajectory too as we all become older and filthier bastards.
One of my boys found out his bird was cheating on him when he found a used condom up her whilst he had his head down there. I don't think any tale will top that for me.
I mean, feels weird to be on the other end of such an accusation but I'm calling 100% bullshit on that. Not a chance.
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 10 please.
And even if there is one, there's all sorts of disgustingly named substances dripping out of it. Yum.
I once nearly gave myself an anuerysm resisting the urge to violently vomit whilst going down on some bird after too many beers and fags. I still managed an erection, mind.
And there's no bum gravy without a bottom.
Show off
It seems like a very strange thing to a) make up; and b) tell people.
You'd be amazed the things women lose/forget about up their vaginas.
Disturbing from a paediatrician.
Not for anyone cognitively intact enough to remember I did 2 years of adult medicine.
A full bulb of garlic was the standout.
You don't 'ram' it in. That'll hurt you, and her even more so. Need to warm it up first.
So last time you heard from me I was a father to be. A few days later she's rushed to hospital, miscarries, and says it my fault and dumps me for stopping her from jumping in front of oncoming traffic because the baby died.
Quite the evening.
Sounds like a lucky escape tbh
Congrats!
I'm a twit
Crikey.
Sorry to hear that, even though it could be for the best at this early stage. All you can do is be there when she needs you now.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, that's a bad time.
A miscarriage is rarely good news, but honestly that sounds like a bullet (and lorry) well dodged.
It's a shame you didn't both walk in front of the lorry.
Stick a johnny on in future you silly sod.
Merry Christmas.
BazBall even extending to pregnancies it seems.
Sorry to hear it Phonics as that sounds like a mindfuck of a week.
That's a ... fucking rollercoaster.
How long were you with this woman?
You've been in a particularly good mood lately, did she already say no?
Sounds like she lied. Back to the streets she will return.
Definitely happened.
As much as I'm glad you're directing your cynicism towards someone else, I'd say that your gauge for stuff which is obviously bullshit is still massively off. Seems pretty plausible to me.
As a doctor I'd like to confirm that nobody has ever got pregnant and then had a miscarriage.
I'm with Sincere. The latter part of the story matches up with someone who would invent a pregnancy.
Plus nobody has been 'rushed to hospital' for months.
Miscarriage is exceedingly common in early pregnancy, it's really not a hard story to believe.
This is indeed the only far fetched bit. Unless by "rushed to hospital" he means, driven there by a relative and camped in the car park for 3 weeks.
NHS claim 1 in 8 end in a miscarriage. Based on her ability to cut you off so quickly after the fact and you helped her. I dont beleive a word.
There's probably some people got there in a rash today, given the ambulances will have been only responding to people who actually need them as opposed to being bunged up with people who don't.
Ambulance took 6 hours to arrive tbf so if anything it feels quite realistic.
My dad was rushed to hospital four weeks ago so yeah it does happen lads.
You're a lucky lad phonics getting away from that. Now pump all your wealth into PYR like I told you to, good lad.
111 has a lot to answer for in terms of wasting ambulance time in my experience.
The algorithm they use for kids with fever clearly has a question on it designed to pick up the ones who have a reduced conscious level, but often if the parent just says the child is more tired than usual they will just tick that box and send an ambulance ?meningitis. These are kids who have a cold.
How’s he doing?
I'm a twit
Still rough mate. Each day as it comes, not left his side since it happened. But got things in place now to sort it out.
Cheers for your kind words the other week btw, top man.
What's happened DS?
It's a very bad time, hope he gets through it.
Also the weird response to Phonics here has been very on-brand TTH.
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