You went all the way to Glasgow to play rummy with some bird that didn't wanna bit?
You went all the way to Glasgow to play rummy with some bird that didn't wanna bit?
Nah the rummy was just a bonus extra of sorts.Originally Posted by Bam
You went all the way to Glasgow to play rummy with some bird that didn't wanna bit?
Glasgow is nothing...You went all the way to Glasgow to play rummy with some bird that didn't wanna bit?
I see Lewis had a date with a milf last night.
The first comment is exactly what Lewis looks like as well.
Imagine some single mother thinking she's better than an 'attractive' man who cares about his teeth and bones.
Milk is awesome.
I once started taking my protein shakes with full fat milk during a bulk and we nearly had to replace the toilet, such was the fallout. It's a no from me.
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Milk is great but drinking it in a pub is obviously a no go and straight onto a sex offenders list
If it's on the menu...
Kid's menu maybe.
Just spent 3k on an engagement ring lol. I'll never learn.
£10 on Judo teacher.
My boy got married in Aug 2021. Spent £50k on the wedding, was an average day out I thought. Just bought a £700k house with all the deposit being his but she's on the joint mortgage. Found out last week she's been sending nudes to some top lad. She's due to take 50% of the sale now
Is it you?
I'm a twit
Soft cunts need to stop proposing to the first bird that touches their cock.
Yeah, Magic.
Congrats, Magic.
I'll have £10 on a butcher taking the new wife.
Congrats MJ you silly sausage.
I THINK I'm about to go for a date, first one since the fat Arabic chick in April. Dinner and drinks with a colleague. Will update on the VIBES later. Xx
Congratulations magic. I hope this one is much better than the previous incarnation of Mrs tragic custard
Edit: assuming she says yes.
Aye, congrats. Hope it works out.
I hope you make her or him very happy MJ.
Someone eventually will at least.
Legit question, albeit probably not considered okay: Is she sexier than your ex?
I'm a twit
I’d fucking hope so
Spanner.
This is us:
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She has a smile that suggests she's going to kill you in your sleep, but you're still punching. Good lad
Beard to hide the gubbed jaw, stealthy work
She gives a similar vibe to my wife, who coincidentally launched her £2.5k engagement ring at me in the local boozer for reasons I forget (and she). I didn't even realise she'd done it until the next morning when she proclaimed it "missing" and astonishingly found it on the floor next to the pool table after I asked the cleaner to let me in. She was very remorseful and we went through with the marriage anyway and had a baby.
Do what you want with that information.
Can't recall the last time I saw a v-neck. Or heavyset eyeliner for that matter. Perfect match.
Ben
Was this when you proposed?
Look I know I'm a Northerner but even I wouldn't propose in my local surrounded by cocaine and pints of snakebite.
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This was at Leeds beer festival, I nearly never got in because I wasn't vaccinated lol. Scotland was still in lockdown so we lost our minds.
Wait, didnt your old man have to black and decker angle grind, some old wedding ring off your sausage fingers a few years back? Your going to learn the hard way lad.
I literally said that in my post.
At Kirkstall Abbey? What day were you there?
As if he could have fucking missed you.At Kirkstall Abbey? What day were you there?
In another interesting parallel sure to make Magic doubt himself a bit more, my wife had to have hers cut off a few months ago after choosing not to believe the evidence that her hands had puffed up during pregnancy.
Town Hall 2021.At Kirkstall Abbey? What day were you there?
And there were loads of rubgy sized benders with bootcut jeans and quirky t-shirts so I probably would have missed him.
Lofty is not "rugby sized". He is Ed Kemper sized. You'd notice.
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