Thumb it in lad.
Thumb it in lad.
Do you guys talk about fantasies and fetishes with your partners?
God no. She’s my wife, not some spunk bucket I picked up down a nightclub.
Why would you discuss it with the local spunk bucket?Originally Posted by Giggles
I mean you’d do all sorts to the bucket but you wouldn’t do them to someone you actually like and have respect for.
Interesting you deem not talking about sex with your partner respectful.
Giggles is in to scat I reckon.
Most of the girls I have been with like being choked and totally destroyed. With me, it only lasts for 5 minutes so they can handle it. Ive been with a women girl who was into the bondage but she didn't last long as she left me because I was boring. She told me, she used to make her ex-boyfriend tie one end of a rope around his cock and the other end around his neck.
I understand all the bondage stuff and everything else that goes on in the bedroom. Everyone has a freak side. When it comes down to it if you really love and like each other. Everything is on the menu.
One man's spunk bucket is another man's wife.
But she’s not your own.
Thats what we all want. Nobody wants a virgin. No experience. Its awful.
Practice makes perfect, sadly.
Matched with a girl on tinder who was pretty open about that stuff which seemed a bit mental. Some of it sounded quite interesting and some of it downright odd to me.
Everyone has their own preferences and I suppose the only way to find out is to talk about it. Maybe slide into it gradually.
I really need to get online with tinder. Mans are getting real deepthroat from what ive heard. I'll go straight to the paid versions to filter out all the workless.
Stocking up on sex toys. Hope the lockdown is extended.
Absolutely, the paid versions are a must. Fuck the haters.
Holy shit lol. Think that would fuck my self confidence but I get it. Vanilla doesn't go with anything else. That said, I wouldn't call the bondage stuff overly extreme. My limit is the requirement for a safe word. Now that shit is fucked up (to me).
We talked about it. It turns out she likes to be dominated but in a mildish way i.e told what to do and fairly rough but no more. I told her of my passion for anal and she was concerned because of MY SIZE (
So I got my pubes waxed again, but this time got the balls, gooch and asshole done too. Prime for a good bit of ass play. Bought a nice wee plug we can use.
I would also like to point out this isn't just about sex, but these posts are generally more interesting.
The move went incredibly well, whilst the first couple of days with my daughter was difficult it got much better as time went on. It felt like we did what would generally be a 3-4 month transitional period (emotionally) in 7 days, and it was mental. We survived, however, and are even stronger as a result. If we can do that well enough under these circumstances, I know we've made the right decision.
This is her last day in her flat (she hasn't lived there since March 26th) so she's away cleaning it, and we will officially be MOVED IN.
Gagging to bump into the pair of you in the PO Bar once this is all over.
Someone Ban Magic.
Come on, I'll support you through your divorce and subsequent descent in to sexual deviancy.
Just as well I was only halfway through my lunchtime bagel when the image of Magic's perineal hair being stripped away was presented to me.
It wasn't too sore, the asshole wasn't at all. The balls, however, was agony.
Just veet it you metrosexual.
You'll be anal bleaching in no time.
The poor person that had to wax him.
My partner is a beauty therapist.
Oh in that case she must love tearing hair out of peoples arses.
How many naked men do you think she's seen (and waxed) then? In a professional capacity.My partner is a beauty therapist.
How many kickboxers?
She’s definitely orange.
Thigh tats.
If she uses hair extensions or fake lashes/nails, get rid now. No amount of rimming can compensate.
Tattooed eyebrows
She's got her hair dyed black except one large blonde streak in the front doesn't she Magic you fucking fiend
And a tramp stamp.
How long before Magic informs us his new new mrs shit on him? Literally.
At first it'll be accidental but then he'll find out he's right into it.
None, she worked in a bog standard parlour, then only did women from home.
Edit: regardless, what does that matter?
When she introduces a third party and it's some neo-nazi with a horse cock.
Look at him getting defensive at the slightest hint of 10 random blokes laying into his missus.
"Edit: What does that matter" cracks in the armor already lads oh boy.
Doesn't waxing the bum area have some well documented...consequences? Enjoy the summer months Magic.
Heh, I said cracks.
I love you guys.
I laid on that Ozil-esque assist in my last post and no conversion. I can't work with a team of fucking Eddie Nketiahs ffs.
This is just Magic putting the foundations in for explaining her bruises away.
I'm not justifying anything.
I'm extremely happy, using my past pain as a marker.
Sounds like your on a descending scale towards a strap on magic.
One of my pals told us his missus would let him do anal but the rule was “anything you do to me, I get to do to you”. Conversation turned a tad odd at that point as he assumed it was common and had clearly gone down the equality route.
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