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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    How are you doing with these South Florida women then, Bruh?
    I already told you I gave that life up !

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    We're talking about voices and personalities here.
    lol oh... ok.

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    Anal on the first date, FFS.

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    "i've never done this before!"

    yaaaaaaa aight.

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    No spit, no lube, it just went straight in.

    Never done it before? Fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    "i've never done this before!"

    yaaaaaaa aight.
    I’d say it was like a clowns pocket.

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    In other news my thing is going much better now. Thanks all, it was and still is massively appreciated.

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    Maybe she saw Igors dick and just saw her chance to give it a go, you know?

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    Never went the back way myself. Is the sensation that much better or is it more of a conquest type of thing?

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    Igor lacks a bit of girth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Never went the back way myself. Is the sensation that much better or is it more of a conquest type of thing?
    Paedo fantasies.

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    Confused men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Maybe she saw Igors dick and just saw her chance to give it a go, you know?
    She knew it wouldn't touch the sides.

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    Make sure you see all her pussy papers. Girls who take it in the ass are a different breed altogether. Make sure everything is certified.

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    Yeah, after the few aborted drunken attempts at doing anal with exes with no preparation, I was quite surprised at how easy it went in. Very briefly thought "shit, maybe I was just really battered and I just came in her fanny bareback, and "i've never done anal before" had just been "I've never done this before", and she was referring to shagging on the first date", but then realised that was ridiculous beer fear hangover paranoia. Especially as afterwards we did the more conventional and she insisted on a condom for that part.

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    So yeah no baby Igors but I should probably get myself tested. Idiot.

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    You're an animal yourself for even doing anal on the first date. For me, that is equal to fucking a chick on her cycle.

    Savage mode [ON] OFF

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Especially as afterwards we did the more conventional and she insisted on a condom for that part.
    You fucking dopey prick. Give your head a wobble, igor.

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    Do you use condoms for anal?

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    You should.

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    This is mental.

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    This place needs an AIDS registry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Do you use condoms for anal?
    Nah it's fine, gay men have never contracted STI's.

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    Raw dogging the shit canal. Fair play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    This place needs an AIDS registry.
    Im germ free me

    Im surprised so many dont get tested on a regular though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Nah it's fine, gay men have never contracted STI's.
    Add that to the benefits of being gay.

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    ... Jesus, don't take that at face value.

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    Don't worry, Mahow works in a sex clinic.

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    Bruh we need to keep our people safe.
    @SincereTheRebel

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    Our people?

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    Racism has no place on TTH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Our people?
    Our as in forum members.

    Apologies if read another way.

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    Calm. I thought I needed to add you with myself and AE when I look in the mirror.

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    The Gremlin and I have parted ways. I appreciated her drive to seduce me. I nearly fell deep into her web of love but in the end. My life is all about me so we decided, its best to leave.

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    I'm officially off the market lads.

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    nice one sir.

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    What's his name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vercetti View Post
    What's his name?

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    Thumbing.

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    She's fit

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    LOL after the FACEBOOK thing today my ex-father in law asked me how THE ROMANCE was going. It was literally the most awkward thing in my entire life. Even more awkward than Waff offering my dad patsy.

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    Give us more details.

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    About the new Ms. Magic, that is.

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    "Not that I was stalking you or anything...we were just on Facebook and the memories thing and it just popped up or something"

    "Good for you to get back on the horse...not that I'm saying she's a horse or anything...she's a bonny lass"

    And just loads of awkward, horrific cliches with silences that should have been filled with true open feelings...and lot's of swearing.

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    They'll come for the rest of your stuff.

    EDIT: Wait, silences? Did you meet for coffee or something?

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    She's amazing, I got over that horrific barrier where I pressed self destruct (as witnessed by you all, which had repercussions far beyond my relationship with her) and I managed to save everything. I am so proud of myself.

    We talked about how we felt, she was scared I didn't feel the same way as I was holding back trying to play it cool I guess and let her take the lead. So she did, and I told her I loved her. Her eyes lit up and she said it back. The new Stormzy album was on in the background. It was perfection.


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    Sign a prenup this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post


    They'll come for the rest of your stuff.

    EDIT: Wait, silences? Did you meet for coffee or something?
    Nah I was dropping Amber off and he just waffled shite for 30 minutes about a pension or something. So I listened and I said I need to go about 5 times before he came out with it. I was like LOL. Asking if I'd introduced her to Amber. I'm not an idiot (like you're daughter mate).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'm not an idiot (like you're daughter mate).

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    Sounds amazing. All the best to you two.

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    Thanks.

    I'm super happy, but it's as a result of me being me and happy within myself (despite the hiccups). There's no way I'd have met a girl like her without really figuring my own self out first. I do feel much more in control of myself, like no obsession, no anxiety, no worry, no need to see her 24x7. It's just a pleasure when I do see her and I do miss her, but don't require her to live. It's pretty incredible.

    Here's to 2020 and what it brings.

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