Also quite curious about this.Originally Posted by Disco
Also quite curious about this.
Hammer getting his asshole fisted.
She didn't touch my arsehole, as it happens. Neither for that nor to get Postma'd.
No and no, it's a weird convention where for some dances it's "boy's choice" and the others it's "girl's choice". I've never been to one before and always took it for granted that nobody would ask me, so it is flattering at least.
Having met you, Hammer, it's quite a disturbing image of you exploring BDSM.
Fucking hell
This bit here is when you are addicted. It's the kind of thing I'd expect a smackhead to say.
Well that's a bit retarded. Its something Ive dipped into once very few weeks; it's not a daily habit or anything close to it.
That said, i do think it can get addictive. There's a high you get from it and a level if escapism which I think appeals to some in the scene to an extent that they genuinely do seem to want it 24/7, which to me does seem unhealthy. The analogy to drugs is a good one.
Hammer getting his asshole fisted.
I'm a twit
I don't know if I should provide a backstory to my relationfails or if I should just jump in flaps deep into describing how the latest one imploded.
To summarize, a 4 month relationship with a female friend of 3 years ended with me being told "the only reason I let you fist me was so I could feel something". It feels like it is a new low. Feels worse than the taxi fare-shambles, false pregnancy shambles and being told about the crazy rape/murder/escort confessions on a first date.
It's not easy being single after a 4 month relationfail. Loneliness, no intimacy, even my wifi connection hasn't went down on me for the last 3 days. Shit joke, but I have to deflect somehow.
Grim.
If it's any solace, that's likely more indicative of her width than your girth.
Agreed. Even AE would struggle there.
I lolled at that wifi joke. Chin up, Chrissy.
Date tonight went well. We just had a drink and then a meal at a gastropub in Leeds. Nothing too full on. Was lovely though actually. We ended up just chatting and a couple of hours went by in no time. Both said we had a very nice time (she said it first: bosh) and that we'll do summat again soon. Fucking A. I think she's proper lovely
Only potensh thing is that we work together, which could get iffy if it were to go tits up, but whatever. Its a big office and we could avoid each other easily enough if we were on opposite sides of it.
Have you ordered the his and hers ball gags yet?
Anal plugs are already in the post.
Straw poll. Which is worse?
Potensh by several orders of magnitude.
"Potensh," by a distance, because it's the reprieve of Starbucks-guzzling prima donnas as opposed to just "something the kids say." Also, one would actually say "potensh" out loud, whereas "rents" is just Internet slang.
I've been to Starbucks once in my life. Totes would never go again.
I'd say the opposite. I can imagine Hammer just using it in writing for a joke, whereas people do say "rents" in spoken conversation and I wouldn't bet against Simon being one of them.
People say "rents" in spoken conversation? I've heard "potensh" out loud, but never "rents" outside of text messages. Get yourself out of the Shetlands.
What does 'rents' mean?
Wait nevermind.
What does 'rents' means?
Top banter, but it's never used here. It's used all the time by BBC Three types in the UK though.
Hang on, is it "parents"? For fuck's sake Simon (and the British in general if what Toby says is true).
Shoot them all.
I love doing stuff like that.
Though situash was the worst I've heard.
The 'goys' lot here love coming out with shit like that.
The gentiles?
More the Dublin 4 rugger bugger crowd is what I was loike totally getting at.
I only initially used 'potensh' as a joke but I use it so much now - online and in person - that I don't even know if I'm being ironic anymore.
If that's not ban-worthy then my faith in this place is shattered.
Even though he's doing it ironically for a laugh, Richard Osman saying 'totez amazeballs' makes me want to kick things.
People telling Richard Osman he was funny really ruined Pointless.
Exactly right. He is a pretty cool, funny guy as far as non-comedians go, but he definitely thinks him and 'Xander' are a brilliant double-act now. Their meandering self-consciously surreal riffs on breeds of dog and capital cities are unbearable. 'IT'S LOCKDOWN!!!!!! AHAHA IT IS REALLY EXCITING'. Mate, I'm going to put the fucking studio under lockdown and not let you out until you promise to stop telling shit jokes.
Met up with ex last night, who has apparently recently been diagnosed with anxiety and depression and is on medication. Shiiiit.
I only met up with her so she could fill in the reference section of my BACP application but we ended up having a long chat, as we usually do. I need to keep in mind that I'm not fucking responsible for her. That's the main thing.
Did you rim her too?
Nope. I did mention all that though, which felt a bit like showing off because we'd only ever talked about it.
Just catching up. You mentioned that you rimmed someone to her?
I'd love to know how you'd just drop that into a conversation with your ex.
No, I meant the fetish stuff in general. I didn't go into that much detail.
So you did rim someone?
Male or female? Or should the question be MTF or FTM?
.....
Asking a mentally ill ex who you could neither diagnose nor help to give you a reference for the BACP is only slightly more mental than asking an ex of any kind for a reference of any kind.
'I'm not fucking responsible for your wellbeing. Could you give me a good writeup for the counseling job I'm after?'
A wanker.
We've stayed friends and we're on very good terms. We're both adults, so I don't see a problem with it. I don't know anyone in Leeds long enough for anyone else to do the reference. The main issue is that I still probably know her better than anyone else, as she opened up to me on stuff she hadnt mentioned to others and we're still really close when we meet up, so when we talk about it I want to help her. Because I know her, but obviously also the whole therapist counsellor thing. But we're exes, so even though we're close I'm wary of basically being that main person for her to rely on, which I don't think would be a good thing at all, all things considered.
Not sure what the hell you're blithering on about with diagnosing her, and I think i helped her a lot when we were together. I think she's likely to struggle in one way or another for the rest of her life, in honesty, as there's a lot of very deep rooted stuff there. Hope im wrong though.
Edit: It feels like youre making an effort to see something that isn't there, to be honest.
The girlfriend has gone to her works do tonight wearing an overtly racy black number. I may be forced make a trip to her office in the near future, vest n all.
You'll have to spy on her mate. Catch her in the act.
I'm sorry your lass is cheating on you. As I type this the dress is being lifted up. Enjoy that thought.
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