User Tag List

Page 119 of 140 FirstFirst ... 1969109117118119120121129 ... LastLast
Results 5,901 to 5,950 of 6970

Thread: The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

  1. #5901
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,594
    Mentioned
    38 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    so we really not gonna get the story ? lol

  2. #5902
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ah it's not really very interesting. That was date FIVE, but since date one she's consistently rainchecked me/changed plans last minute.

    Date three I was meant to go round for dinner, but an hour before she said "ah my flatmate has just got the plane back from Germany so I need to make her dinner, but I'll go for a quick drink with you". Very nearly fucked her off after that, but I figured I'd nowt else going on so might as well persist. After that I started being a bit more UNAVAILABLE, replied to messages slower, told her I was busy on x day but could do y day etc (vs being a proper fucking doormat at first cus i was a bit blinded by my attraction) and she was a lot more attentive and receptive for a while after that.

    Date 4 I went round for food at hers, lots of hugging and snogging and she was stroking my hair and shit. After that was when I was all buzzing about it on here.

    This date she first suggested we go for lunch on her break, which doesn't bode well on a 5th date with someone you've not shagged yet, unless she fancied giving me a handjob in wagamamas toilets. She then agreed to evening instead, but only a quick drink. Could see the writing on the wall tbh. We had a nice time but I could sense zero spark. Was about to be all "so wtf is going on here", when she was like "ahh so there's something I need to talk about which is kinda awkward.." and I just basically smiled and said don't worry I'm not blind, I can read signals (mostly a lie tbh), it's okay. She then just said that she had thought about things and she just isn't ready for dating (I'm aware she means isn't ready for dating ME, but I appreciate the politeness), apologised for being flaky and shit, and said that she enjoyed my company and wanted to stay friends so many times I just about believed it.

    When I left i was a bit gutted, but more in a "back to the fucking drawing board" way. Mostly just massively relieved the headfuck was over, and to my surprise I was still upbeat and chirpy the next morning. Guess deep down I always knew it was a likely possibility.

  3. #5903
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Jesus fucking christ, tldr

  4. #5904
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,075
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Sounds like I was closest.

  5. #5905
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    He kept trying to talk about Christmas films so he could tell her why Die Hard is the best one and she saw it coming a mile off.
    I've not seen die hard but I just remembered drunkenly initiating a discussion on best xmas singles last year so I could piss off my mate by saying always on my mind by pet shop boys was the best and I was glad it beat fairytale of New York to number one, so fair enough.

  6. #5906
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,075
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I want to ask how you've never seen it but risk falling into my own shit pit.

  7. #5907
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,463
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    "I've not seen Die Hard".

    Fucking hell.

  8. #5908
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I want to ask how you've never seen it but risk falling into my own shit pit.
    Despite my autistic knowledge and interest in pop music, films have always been a gigantic hole in my cultural awareness. Broken home, mummy never watched films (it feels like my mum has sat down to watch a film about 25 times in the last 20 years, and about 17 of those times are rewatching Harry Potter or LOTR films) and I only ever watched sitcoms and FOOTY with my dad at weekends.

    I got into films as a poncy 16 year old so mostly skipped the mainstream canon to watch wanky arthouse bullshit. Obviously.

  9. #5909
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I just reread that and it sounds like I'm trying to use a separated parents sob story to distract from not seeing die hard but I just forgot my train of thought that family trips to the cinema and shit just wasn't a thing etc. I spose my parents breaking up is barely relevant to that but it's deffo too late to edit my post now.

  10. #5910
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,075
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Dry your eyes lad. No wonder she bailed.

  11. #5911
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    cunt

  12. #5912
    Senior Member John's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    8,833
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm stuck on your use of 'mummy'. Fuck Die Hard, that's the issue here.

  13. #5913
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    I'm stuck on your use of 'mummy'. Fuck Die Hard, that's the issue here.
    Yeah sorry, even ironically it's pretty annoying isn't it? My bad. Is die hard even any good?

  14. #5914
    Senior Member John's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    8,833
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    It's very good, but the basic formula has been copied so many times over the years that if you watched it for the first time now you probably wouldn't see the fuss.

  15. #5915
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Jacksonville, FL
    Posts
    8,567
    Mentioned
    51 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Still watch it mind, can’t have people knowing you have never seen the greatest Christmas movie.

  16. #5916
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Had sex last night

  17. #5917
    Webly Ian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    20,654
    Mentioned
    123 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

  18. #5918
    Senior Member SincereTheRebel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    In Wolves
    Posts
    10,628
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Had sex last night
    I hope you didn't use protection.

  19. #5919
    Webly Ian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    20,654
    Mentioned
    123 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yeah, you and Sincy could be knobrot buddies.

  20. #5920
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,456
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I hope you didn't use protection.
    This. Some zany anecdotes about being a new Dad would be outstanding reading.

  21. #5921
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I've settled on having fun. Fuck long term and serious stuff.

    Tldr I can't see this lasting. I need someone who is emotionally rock solid, self assured, confident, and not an evil cunt. Does that exist.

  22. #5922
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,456
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    They do but the chance of a free undamaged one goes down like a cliff with age, so get to work.



    .
    Last edited by Giggles; 06-12-2019 at 05:18 PM.

  23. #5923
    Senior Member mugbull's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,228
    Mentioned
    27 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I've settled on having fun. Fuck long term and serious stuff.

    Tldr I can't see this lasting. I need someone who is emotionally rock solid, self assured, confident, and not an evil cunt. Does that exist.
    Yeah they exist but they're not gonna end up with you

  24. #5924
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Yeah they exist but they're not gonna end up with you
    I know, they probably think the same thing. God damnit.

  25. #5925
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    They do but the chance of a free undamaged one goes down like a cliff with age, so get to work.



    .
    Are you recommending noncery?

  26. #5926
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,456
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Are you recommending noncery?
    Whatever you’re into. But no, you need to find one that has travelled or dived into career and is only looking to settle late. The unfortunate thing is that most single women your age will be divorced or as good as divorced and will be absolute headcases because of it.

  27. #5927
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,463
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ask your dad for tips.

  28. #5928
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,594
    Mentioned
    38 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    The unfortunate thing is that most single women your age will be divorced or as good as divorced and will be absolute headcases because of it.
    Exactly why I packed it in years ago tbh. Give up on romance, lads, it's just chemicals in your brain anyhow.

  29. #5929
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,463
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Thumb.

  30. #5930
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,594
    Mentioned
    38 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is it strange that when I typed out "packed it in" my brain went to exactly that ^^^

  31. #5931
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Exactly why I packed it in years ago tbh. Give up on romance, lads, it's just chemicals in your brain anyhow.
    That's depression isn't it?

  32. #5932
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,456
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    That's depression isn't it?
    In this day and age of EVERYTHING MUST BE MENTAL HEALTH it’s probably called that. But no, he’s just a bit pissed off in reality and will get over it.

  33. #5933
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,594
    Mentioned
    38 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ya I don't think everything has to be depression nor do I think I'm pissed off. I'm totally fine with my fate and accept it as such.

    Best of luck to you fellers, though.

  34. #5934
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,463
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    If I was surrounded by American women I think I'd have become celibate too.

  35. #5935
    Senior Member mugbull's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,228
    Mentioned
    27 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    If I was surrounded by American women I think I'd have become celibate too.
    If there's one thing the British have no right to be haughty about, it's the quality of their women

  36. #5936
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Had sex last night
    Matched on bumble on weds. Unfeasibly fit. We were gonna meet this week but on Thursday she said "I'm at the pub and my mate has flaked, but I'm already dressed so I'll just have a drink on my ones". I, smooth as fuck, informed her I was also dressed so could join if she liked. She was game.

    I think the slightly spontaneous nature of it made me a lot looser, without the time to get nervous as the prearranged date would have ominously gotten closer.

    Went a couple of pubs, she was flirty from the start. I went for a kiss at the last pub but she rolled her eyes and said you have to work up to that, and made me hold her hand. Walked her home, and she initially said I couldnt come in, but after we snogged she said "ah that was good, you can come in but just cuddling". When she started taking her pants off in her bedroom I figured we were doing more than cuddling.

    It gets weirder tbf. I dunno what came over me but I tentatively put my nob around her arse and she pushed it in. Half way through she said "fuck I've never done anal before", and I replied, quite honestly (shocking I know considering my predilictions for arses), that I hadn't either. 10/10 would bum again.

    I'm seeing her again this week.

  37. #5937
    Webly Ian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    20,654
    Mentioned
    123 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Gosh, really playing hard to get there making you wait several hours before taking it up the arse.

  38. #5938
    Senior Member Manc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    6,571
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    If only it was true.

  39. #5939
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I genuinely promise it's 100% accurate.

  40. #5940
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Gosh, really playing hard to get there making you wait several hours before taking it up the arse.
    I did think that.

  41. #5941
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,463
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    If there's one thing the British have no right to be haughty about, it's the quality of their women
    We're talking about voices and personalities here. Of which, the closest we have to your average American Woman is Ann Widdecombe.

  42. #5942
    Fuck like you cook.
    Join Date
    Dec 2018
    Posts
    2,107
    Mentioned
    28 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    If a lass puts out on the first date then that's enough for me to know they aren't relationship material. I know it's hypocritical as you tend to go out and about to get laid but ultimately, I'd have more respect for said woman if she rejected my advances. Of course you would go balls deep if the opportunity arose but that's about as far as it would go. A fuck buddy and nothing more.

  43. #5943
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    If a lass puts out on the first date then that's enough for me to know they aren't relationship material. I know it's hypocritical as you tend to go out and about to get laid but ultimately, I'd have more respect for said woman if she rejected my advances. Of course you would go balls deep if the opportunity arose but that's about as far as it would go. A fuck buddy and nothing more.
    I dunno, I find it quite refreshing. The last one strung me along for 6 weeks and 5 dates with nowt but a snog and a grope and then sacked me off so tbh I quite like the forwardness.

  44. #5944
    Senior Member Manc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    6,571
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    So does your bretheren.

  45. #5945
    Fuck like you cook.
    Join Date
    Dec 2018
    Posts
    2,107
    Mentioned
    28 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I dunno, I find it quite refreshing. The last one strung me along for 6 weeks and 5 dates with nowt but a snog and a grope and then sacked me off so tbh I quite like the forwardness.
    I wouldn't say that's stringing you along, I'd say that was your game wasn't good enough.

    You're looking for a relationship or you're looking for fun?

  46. #5946
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    I wouldn't say that's stringing you along, I'd say that was your game wasn't good enough.

    You're looking for a relationship or you're looking for fun?
    I dunno, she was weird from the start. Maybe I could have won her round with GAME but I doubt it. She was flaky and talking about her ex from day 1.

    And I'm not looking for anything specifically, but I'm open to either.

  47. #5947
    Fuck like you cook.
    Join Date
    Dec 2018
    Posts
    2,107
    Mentioned
    28 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I bet you sat there and lent a sympathetic ear to her woes of failed relationships. I would normally nip that sort of chat in the bud because quite honestly, I don't want to hear about why your ex was a cunt. Always three sides. Hers. His. Truth. It's a sign of someone who isn't over them or damaged goods.

    I stuck Tinder on the phone just yesterday but given I lasted a mere few days on PoF a few weeks/months back, I ain't holding much hope. I find it all so boring and people annoy me in general, I'd rather date an animal. Not the sort DS dates but you know what I mean.

  48. #5948
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,594
    Mentioned
    38 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    If I was surrounded by American women I think I'd have become celibate too.
    I live in South Florida, there's probably more better looking women within 5 square miles than there is in your entire country.

  49. #5949
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,463
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    I live in South Florida, there's probably more better looking women within 5 square miles than there is in your entire country.
    Probably. But again, that's not the point I'm making.

  50. #5950
    Senior Member Mazuuurk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,655
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    How are you doing with these South Florida women then, Bruh?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •