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    You can get 3 car seats into the back of a reasonably sized car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    You can get 3 car seats into the back of a reasonably sized car.
    There's about 10-15 cm's between our 2 in my IX20. I reckon it's doable once in boosters, but baby car seats are fucking massive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    How long has that been the case? I'm sure I will have had a car seat as a baby, but I have no memory of being in one, and they probably never had boosters then except in those little blue cars like what Mahow drives.
    I can just about remember a car seat but I must have been at most 4 when I stopped. I can remember being picked up from school by my old man in his Suzuki Jimmy with the entire interior ripped out so he could fit all his building materials in. 2 Seats, 2 Seatbelts and a whole load of sharp/heavy objects. #neverdidmenoharm

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    That's what I mean. Me and my brother used to get in the back of the old man's van whilst he handbrake turned it around the traffic island at the top of the street.

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    Nerds. We didn't even need seatbelts in the back.

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    I was never in a car seat. It's only now that I'm aware that they're needed for kids older than 4 or 5.

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    My Dad would drive his Porsche with his knees as entertainment.

    That or just driving me and my Sister 20 minutes home after a bottle of wine :\

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    It’ll be an insurance thing. There’ll be a 5% survival chance bump up to that age/height and they’ll say “Sorry your kids dead but nothing we can do.“ should have been a better parent.

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    The little tykes should be walking everywhere instead of polluting up the roads in the morning, while their parents drop them 150 meters down the road to school.

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    Any 12 year old using a car seat deserves battering.
    I'm a twit

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    Alright Henry calm down.

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    Dick is on fire lads.

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    This keeps happening, Sincere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Dick is on fire lads.
    Your GP is Terrified.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    This keeps happening, Sincere.
    I know. I'm too reckless. I can't help myself.

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    Do you take prep?

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    Yeah, they were both of legal age.

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    I'd imagine it's just a chinese burn from the spinning move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    You cant just drop links like that to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I'd imagine it's just a chinese burn from the spinning move.
    My whole chest, back and legs all feel affected and sore. Hopefully, its just the after-affects of the bedroom olympics.

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    RIP in pieces, Sincy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    You cant just drop links like that to me.
    Only teasing.

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    So when do you get your test results

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    In for the umbrella?

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    Atleast you get a free coffee with your loyalty card.

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    Now it's a waiting game

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    In fairness any two gutter rats that are up for a threesome are going to be as clean as a butchers skip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    In fairness any two gutter rats that are up for a threesome are going to be as clean as a butchers skip.
    Thank you, Cardinal Potato

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    You’re just a walking meme these days. Go and lie down in traffic you string of piss.

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    Look out for a blue van @mugbull

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    I can safely say I wouldn’t brake for him.

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    You haven't gotten laid in a while, have you?

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    You sleep with a toilet mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    You sleep with a toilet mate.
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    What?
    This:

    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    I’ve had some absolutely shit insomnia since Sunday night. 2 of the 4 nights i havent slept a minute despite being in bed for 8-10 hours each night, and the other 2 nights i only managed to fall asleep at 5 am and stayed asleep til 10 am. It’s really fucking with me. Luckily, i’m back in school so i’m not missing work, but it’s setting me back in my schoolwork

    Last night i only managed to sleep once i had moved my bed into the bathroom and closed the door. I’ve got a really tragic picture of mattress next to toilet that illustrates the depth of my demise

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    And I thought my impending, second dose of trichomoniasis was bad. That sounds fuckin shit

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    Quite literally.

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    Do you where protection @SincereTheRebel most the time?

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    Loves a brass does our Sincere and going in bare.

    Always asking for trouble.

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    Madness for 1st time intercourse.

    My missus friend told her she contracted gonorrhea but couldnt be sure who she caught it off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Do you where protection @SincereTheRebel most the time?

    No. I don't think ive worn one since 2014. I really should but I like to gamble with my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    No. I don't think ive worn one since 2014. I really should but I like to gamble with my life.
    Maaaaate. Genital warts, AIDS etc.

    What the heck are you walking around with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Maaaaate. Genital warts, AIDS etc.

    What the heck are you walking around with?
    I havent had anything to bad as of yet. Ive had crabs and trichomoniasis. Ive slowed down massively though compared to how I was moving a few years ago. I didn't have unprotected sex until I was 21 and my first threesome at 30. I think I'm doing alright...

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    Narrator: He was not doing alright.

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    If you havent had an STD or STI, you havent lived. I don't drink and have never smoked or done any drugs. I get all kicks from the problems that women bring.

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    Well, that’s up there with the most mental things I’ve ever read. Rubber up, dipshit.

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    Expect a phone call from Gareth Thomas.

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