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    @weisenheimer @vic_flange

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    @MagicsWife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    @MagicsWife
    She could well be involved tonight.

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    When was MJ last seen here?

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    In this thread, the 24th. His last post was on the 26th.

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    Have him and waff done themselves in as part of a pact?

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    A double suicide is probably what this site needs.

    RIP in pieces sweet princes.

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    If they have and they didn't rep this place on the way out then I suggest we ban them.

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    Maybe they’ve just said fuck it and decided to give the thumbing a go.

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    You mean bumming?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam View Post
    You mean bumming?
    They’d probably have to thumb it in for the first few goes.

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    Bam is no stranger to thumbing it in it seems.

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    Hopefully they’re just off their tits and tag teaming that milf of waffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Maybe they’ve just said fuck it and decided to give the thumbing a go.
    Then not repping this place would be even worse.

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    @igor_balis has him on facebook. Check in on him, will you.

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    The Mrs brought up the possibility of having another kid earlier. Not too sure how I feel about it. We always wanted 2 because having a 3rd just seems to make everything difficult.

    -Finding a car that can fit 3 car seats
    -Finding a holiday/hotel that can (affordably) fit a family of 5.
    -Kids having to share a room OR managing to afford a 4 bed house in the South East.

    But, for all the worry, we are doing pretty well financially and I'm not sure that finances should be the main consideration anyway.

    I do love seeing our 2 playing together. Their differences, their similarities and how close they are. I've also found baby no. 2 a million times easier, but then he is absolutely an easier baby. Our 1st born was a horrific sleeper. The worry is baby no. 3 could be a repeat of baby no. 1, which would be catastrophic.

    There's also the concern that I am 33 now. We'd have to get cracking pretty soon. My brother in law will be nearly 60 by the time his youngest reaches 18. Fuck that. I want a life after the kids have grown up.

    Anyway, I need to think about this. Heart says 'yes', brain says 'maybe', pocket says 'm8'.

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    I mean you might as well. From your post the only issue REALLY seems to be "but my sleep might be shit for a few years".

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    As if you have a say in this m8.

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    Have a third. Then you can have a boy, a girl, and a gender neutral.

    Raise it on Instagram as gender neutral, let the community of insta define how it’s raised and the sponsorship will pay the expense.

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    Don’t do it. And give away the two you already have.

    Sorted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    I mean you might as well. From your post the only issue REALLY seems to be "but my sleep might be shit for a few years".
    Only people that are allowed to sleep under-value it like this.

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    As if you have a say in this m8.
    I wear the fucking trousers here m8.

    Unless she says it's shots weather. Then I wear those.

    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Have a third. Then you can have a boy, a girl, and a gender neutral.

    Raise it on Instagram as gender neutral, let the community of insta define how it’s raised and the sponsorship will pay the expense.
    I'm not cool enough to have a tranny kid.

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    Might as well. It'll be another warrior for your tribe when civilization collapses. Safety in numbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Only people that are allowed to sleep under-value it like this.
    Fair but I mean more like you're trading terrible health habits for a few years for decades of a beautiful family.

    And imagine your 3rd will also start their own little family and you'll have even more little grandkids running around. Then you'll pass on as the loving patriarch of a large family of a couple dozen beautiful people that will continue branching off long after we're all gone and TTH is no more.

    Do it, man. It'll be worth it in the long run I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Might as well. It'll be another warrior for your tribe when civilization collapses. Safety in numbers.
    It won't be here by October 31st.

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    A father and his three children with abnormally small heads will sell more tickets at the freak show than just two children.

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    Three kids would be dead weight post-societal collapse, and doubly so if they stopped him training pre-collapse. Then again when your knees fall out sat on the toilet you probably wouldn't last long anyway.

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    Threesome completed and it wasn't great. I'll probably never do that again. They were playing with me the whole time. One of the girls laid me on my back and was spinning on my wood. Now I have chronic backache.

    Im a proud five-minute man, but the sessions were dragging over 30 minutes. Im a wounded animal. Ive booked a few days off from work. Im done.

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    From third child to threesome. What a run of posts.

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    One of the girls laid me on my back and was spinning on my wood. Now I have chronic backache.

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    Can't envision how that spin move works.

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    Was she break dancing on your cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Can't envision how that spin move works.
    Lol Virgin.

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    That Sincere post is so good

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    Yeah I don't feel like I can weigh in on the '3rd kid' thing now (Ł2k to get the backseat of your car removed and three car seats inbuilt put in instead. Can you afford that?)

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    We're talking about threesomes not three kids, paedo.

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    I came to bed later than the fiance the other night and she was dozing when I got in. I greeted her in the customary way by putting my arm around her, squeezing her boob and saying "boobs". She responded with "I have four of those" and was fully convinced of the fact until I got her to count them out. She was proper confused and disappointed when she got stuck at two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Yeah I don't feel like I can weigh in on the '3rd kid' thing now (Ł2k to get the backseat of your car removed and three car seats inbuilt put in instead. Can you afford that?)


    I'll just stick the least favourite in the boot.

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    Can you not just wait a bit till the eldest is big enough to not need a car seat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I came to bed later than the fiance the other night and she was dozing when I got in. I greeted her in the customary way by putting my arm around her, squeezing her boob and saying "boobs". She responded with "I have four of those" and was fully convinced of the fact until I got her to count them out. She was proper confused and disappointed when she got stuck at two.
    She's lucky the Doctor was in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Can you not just wait a bit till the eldest is big enough to not need a car seat?
    They need a car seat / high back / booster until they're 11 or 12 now. Our eldest is 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    She's lucky the Doctor was in the house.
    I've counted 3 tits already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    They need a car seat / high back / booster until they're 11 or 12 now.

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    Just get some tinted windows mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    https://www.gov.uk/child-car-seats-the-rules

    "Children must normally use a child car seat until they’re 12 years old or 135 centimetres tall, whichever comes first."

    I reckon most kids reach that height before they're 12 but I have no idea what the average age is.

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    It's until they're 12 or 135cm. I remember having to find that out a while ago.

    Edit: Fuck you Spikes.

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    How long has that been the case? I'm sure I will have had a car seat as a baby, but I have no memory of being in one, and they probably never had boosters then except in those little blue cars like what Mahow drives.

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    No idea. The rules have all gone mental recently though. Kids have to be 'rear facing' until they're about 27 now as well.

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    About 2 years ago I think.

    Little blue cars?

    Edit: Seems that backless booster seats were banned 2 years ago but the 12/135cm thing has been going for about 10 years.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 09-09-2019 at 09:53 PM.

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