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Thread: The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

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    Fair play that is a great photo. You need to release a mixtape just to use that photo on the cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Sowing a seed.
    What even...this is like dating advice from a paedophile uncle.

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    Come on lads.

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    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    What even...this is like dating advice from a paedophile uncle.
    I mean you still have enough shit to go through in your own life without adding another complication. You should barely be dating at all yet.

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    I reckon Magic should give gay a go. He might have to thumb it in soft for a while, but after a few months positive association I reckon you're golden.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 16-06-2019 at 02:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I mean you still have enough shit to go through in your own life without adding another complication. You should barely be dating at all yet.
    You're right, I should abandon any hope of minimal joy and just focus on my shit life.

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    Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

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    Is Igor holding change in that shot or just aggro that he didn't secure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    You're right, I should abandon any hope of minimal joy and just focus on my shit life.
    Yeah, you sound ready.

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    Igor's mixtape of novelty songs called 'Take Me to Your Bacon'. Tosser.

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    "Zany Stories from the Train".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Yeah, you sound ready.
    Ready for what lol.

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    Why would I wait? What am I waiting for? I need to build connections now and learn what is and what isn't. Not going to do that if I keep myself to myself.

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    Thumbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Igor's mixtape of novelty songs called 'Take Me to Your Bacon'. Tosser.
    Whereas youd just have a bunch of covers of racist old folk songs and a haunting ballad about wanting to fuck your dog.
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    Do you want to collaborate on a track

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    Not anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Whereas youd just have a bunch of covers of racist old folk songs and a haunting ballad about wanting to fuck your dog.
    https://youtu.be/GX3ENRaEPFU

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    I arranged it on the same night as my daughter's dance show.

    Giggles is right. I'm a disgrace.

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    I never said you were a disgrace. I'm not very good with the words and stuff but I do hope it all goes great from here on in for you.

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    Agreed, you're a good man mj and I hope you shag lots of lovely and gross girls soon.x

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    Thumb.

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    it in

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    Ply Waff with enough booze and I'm sure he'd be willing to be on the receiving end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Snogged a sexy girl in a nightclub last night lads waaaay
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    Had some fucking wicked donner meat and chips afterwards too. Here I am taking in the ambiance of Norwich kebab and pizza :

    Picture proves lies are being told.

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    You look like a chimp fucked Norm from the Twix advert and your wife was alright.

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    Wtf are you going on about? Still got the mullet.

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    That picture is actually proper good. Bam i bet you weigh 400 pounds

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    He wishes.

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    That was meant to refer to John's mullet, but it works for both.

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    He has rat features.

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    0.181 tonnes.

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    I was talking to a geezer at work about 'dog years' the other day - because we had nothing but actual work to do otherwise - and we decided that there is no reason that animal units shouldn't be used as an appropriate time measure. Why is it a 'working week' rather than a 'Gnats life'? Wouldn't your dreams seem more attainable if they were only 'a Turtles fortnight' away? Shouldn't we measure Chimp Outs in Chimp minutes?

    We're on to something.

    Anyway. As you were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Ply Waff with enough booze and I'm sure he'd be willing to be on the receiving end.
    I’m happily thumbed x

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    Yes magic.

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    Snapchatting a local bird. Not sure if she's fat.

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    Go and meet her. You could be a Terapin deep within a Wasps month.

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    She's a stylist lol. I'd really hoped for an entrepreneur or executive but my Tinder likes are so low I'll actually contemplate minimum wage.

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    Seriously my like/match ratio must be like 3000-1.

    Getting plenty of likes from the cast of Men in Black.

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    Welcome to online dating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Welcome to online dating.
    I completely overestimated it. Eye opener for sure. Still better than immediate rejection on approach in person though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    0.181 tonnes.
    Never knew that a ton and a tonne are actually different measurements. Why tf is that

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    If he'd said 'half a Whales cock' we'd all know where we stand.

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    Whats going on with you and animals recently?

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    How recently are we talking?

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    2 years.

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    As long as it takes a turkeys gizzard to freeze then.

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    I told some girl I was in the bath reading and naturally she asked what it was. I didn't actually forsee that stupidly. I was reading a book called DEEPER DATING. In my dad's bath. Drinking a cup of chamomile tea.

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    Nonce.

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    I told her I was pulling the plug with my penis.

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