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Thread: The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

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    I mentioned the divorce today in terms of paperwork and costs. Waterworks again, which I just glanced over. Loving it.

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    If there's one good thing to arrive from finding out the extent of her controlling, underhand behaviour it's that knowledge is power, and you can now use that knowledge to (as ruthlessly as you can bear) arrive as close as possible to your desired outcomes. As long as you know what those desired outcomes are.

    In other words, she no longer has the upper hand previously afforded to her by the fact that she's a bad person and you aren't.

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    This is like the end of Shawshank Redemption.

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    I'm the Kaiser Sose of the relationship thread.

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    I think that's her.

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    Is there a film where the main character just wins everything then it ends?

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    Frank Lampard the Movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Is there a film where the main character just wins everything then it ends?
    Downfall.

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    Think I preferred the Albanian mafia story tbf.

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    Can anyone provide a brief summary of the ramblings? I'm fascinated but tired.

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    She tried to have him over because he's mental but it hasn't worked.....Apparently.

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    She put the dinosaur bones there to trick him.

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    Jet fuel can't melt hope's and dreams.

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    Tbh I still think if Magic hopped on some roids and started very publicly banging some 18-20 year olds, he could probably have his family life back within 18 months. She seems emotionally unstable and flighty enough that it would work.

    We can have a talk when I visit Leeds this fall.

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    Slaying sloots.

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    Are you new here?

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    Don't be such a Beta.

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    He quite clearly has a personality disorder.

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    He’s just massively insecure and tries to make up for it by imitating what he thinks is ‘alpha’

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    I doubt he’s that insecure anymore (no more than any of us anyway), but his way of dealing with insecurity in adolescence molded his world view into what it is now, hence the endless pursuit of acquisition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    He quite clearly has a personality disorder.
    They're ten a penny here in fairness. He's just a twat.

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    No, he's not. He's got something properly wrong with him.

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    Had to have the conversation with the estate agent today at the kitchen table, on which was a lovely bunch of flowers from her boyfriend. Has this bitch no shame.

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    Sounds like she’s upgraded.

    Has she lost 10-15 lbs recently?
    Last edited by Baz; 17-05-2019 at 06:22 AM.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Sounds like she’s upgraded.

    Has she lost 10-15 lbs recently?
    Yes she was going to the gym before but its dedication now. Still, that's similar to me so doesn't bear any relevance.

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    Yeah, she was 'going to the gym'.

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    Maybe she was saying "I'm off to Jim's for a workout".

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    I suppose someone has to feed the llama.
    I'm a twit

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    Someone at work who I like very much just called me "Honey", is that a good sign?

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    It means they have their bus pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    Someone at work who I like very much just called me "Honey", is that a good sign?
    Yeah age is relevant.
    Last edited by Magic; 25-05-2019 at 06:44 PM.

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    How old is she/he?

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    It means she's copped you're after her and will have you running around like a twat now.

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    Honey is never good.

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    She’ll be calling you mate soon.

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    I get called honey from a real honey badger of a South African woman customer when she's pissed off, if that helps.

    Condescending bitch. That's like me calling her doll.

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    aye i can't read honey without imagining a middle aged american woman with a "let me talk to the manager" haircut saying it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Yeah age is relevant.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    How old is she/he?
    Probably mid to late twenties iirc.

    I hardly see her anyway as she's tills and I'm just a Warehouse colleague

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    Shoebox time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    Probably mid to late twenties iirc.

    I hardly see her anyway as she's tills and I'm just a Warehouse colleague
    When I worked Asda, one of your lot shagged a till lady in the warehouse. She was fucking massive, but still.

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    Shoebox time?

    That's a new one.

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    The shoebox never fails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    Probably mid to late twenties iirc.

    I hardly see her anyway as she's tills and I'm just a Warehouse colleague
    Honey is fine from a pensioner. Anyone with their own teeth is patronising the shit out of you.

    I also love the way that post is worded "she's tills and I'm just a Warehouse colleague". One day, son. One day you'll smash through that glass ceiling.

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    Read in Waff's farmer accent for effect.

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    It's like when Southern lasses get giddy when I call them pet.

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    Don't worry about it, hen.

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    I just downloaded Tinder, set it all up and my first card or whatever it is was a 22 year old model porn star. Or she looked like one. Uninstalled straight away.

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    Better than the first match being the ex tbf.

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    She's already got a new husband remember.

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